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Dude, dude, we do not want Kevin to learn about the Omegaverse.
Oh God, we really do not. I sort of hate you for putting this into the world, but I also love you for it because holy fucking shit, is the Omegaverse everything Kevin is all about.

I'm going to put a truly horrid idea into the universe and I deserve your autistic negates for it, but here it goes: Kevin writes Tranch fanfic of the ABO variety.

You're welcome.
 
Oh God, we really do not. I sort of hate you for putting this into the world, but I also love you for it because holy fucking shit, is the Omegaverse everything Kevin is all about.
On one hand, Omegaverse/ABO is about people being in uncontrollable heat, keyboard-smash huffling, fluids everywhere, and being knotted by dog dicks. Classic Kevin coom subjects.

On the other hand, dude can't fit a pencil into his deferred-maintenance neovagina. In his fleeting brushes with reality, he knows there isn't a lot of "ooh, knot me, Alpha!" to be had here.
 
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So for those who aren’t aware, the “Jack-O pose meme” refers to a character from a fighting game called Guilty Gear who crouches like this:
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This became a meme recently when people began drawing fanart of random video game characters in the same pose for laughs:
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Kevin is saying this meme is no different than exposing minors to shit like vore and people are only singling out gross fetish art because they hate kweer kulture.
 
So for those who aren’t aware, the “Jack-O pose meme” refers to a character from a fighting game called Guilty Gear who crouches like this
You know what, I'mma just fast forward through all this weeb shit. No disrespect. actually a lot of disrespect, die in a fire you fucking weeb
 
Pro tip if you're a dumb furry trying to defend showing kids sexual content: you already look like a pedophile doing this, so citing the sex offender registry as oppressive basically confirms you are one.

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Saying you think underaged kids should see sexual content is a far cry from a cartoonishly provocative pose from a character of age in a fighting game which is targeted towards an older audience. But keep trying that misdirection, it's working out so well for you.
 
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Dude, dude, we do not want Kevin to learn about the Omegaverse.
Kevin knows what omegaverse is but it doesn’t make him coom. I assume that’s because its target audience/creators are actual women (fujoshis and Aidens). Kevin is above those silly she-coomers and their icky gay anime boys.
 
Oh for Chrissake. PL time: I'm a liberal faggot who religiously watched The Daily Show with Jon Stewart starting circa 2003 and ending when he forsook us in 2016 when we needed him the most. Since then I've filled the gap with Stephen Colbert on CBS and John Oliver on HBO when he rouses himself to actually record a fucking episode. Back during the Exodus, I tried to fill the emptiness in my soul by watching Samantha Bee on TBS, but she was so full of herself that I had to stop. It's--good, I guess?--that I dodged this bullet... maybe? Fuck, I don't even know anymore.
 
Kevin knows what omegaverse is but it doesn’t make him coom. I assume that’s because its target audience/creators are actual women (fujoshis and Aidens). Kevin is above those silly she-coomers and their icky gay anime boys.
Being a man and thus more visually-oriented, Kevkev must not read a lot of fanfic. There's an absolute ton of F/F and Fdom Omegaverse content written, just like the furries draw their giant-cocked herms and the weebs have their loli futas.

I like some husbando porn with angst so sometimes I'll try to skip past the ABO parts of a story that otherwise sounds good, maybe from a known author. It's like trying to pick around something in your stir fry, except you get a sudden SWELLING KNOT instead of a mouthful of hot pepper.

Omegaverse is pure fanon, so there's no established media to work from. Efforts to reach consensus terms for a decentralized alternate universe have ended up worse than the holy wars in the Transformers fandom about how exactly Transformers have sex.

Sometimes it's standard dickgirls and sometimes it... isn't. I appreciate that fanfiction authors are finally getting the "show, don't tell" thing down, but man you gotta warn your reader before you throw in a line about "her Alpha cock started to evert." Now I'm frantically trying to picture how genitals work on your planet, and I'm not in the action any more. Or worse, there are a few paragraphs that sound like someone trying to inform as they entertain, except it's the entire socio-sexual history of their AU interspersed with descriptions of Colin Firth chewing on Taron Egerton. Compare it to how any mediocre story about vampires tries to pull off their "how vampires work in this universe" section.
 
So it’s only Kevin who doesn’t have to be careful of how he posts? Forget tagging any old post as “18+ Only” or “TW/CW” (or whatever Kev & fren’s use on twitter.)

Better watch out though when people post “Nazi rhetoric “ about every day troons like him. That last tweet of Kevin “calling out” accounts who criticize him was just too funny, given the context. Kevkev doesn’t even realize that he’s just saying, “questioning my behavior makes you an evil Nazi!!!”
 
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