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Cistern Rumbler said:
wHeN wAs tHe LaSt TiMe i HaD 2 dAyS oFf iN a RoW???

He's acting like he always gives and never takes, but the only reason he's on stream 6 days a week is for the maximum take from his audience. Pure pignosis right there. :story:
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The real question is when was the last time he did any work much less 2 days in a row.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Fapcop said:
This may be a new DSPism, but...

Can anyone explain what Phil means when he said Youtube is a “business website”?!?

I’m very confused, I thought it was a video/small time streaming site?

Yet he seemed very insistent on it, since he kept repeating it.
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Yes, basically a "DSPism".
Phi likes using words like "business" and "office" where they generally don't belong because in his mind they make things sound super important and professional.
He's a "content creator" for a "business website" that sits in an "office" chair in his "business office", providing "on-demand video services" for his "fans".
Which totally sounds a lot better than the realistic version.
He's a middle-aged man that plays video games on a video streaming website that sits in his gaming chair in his playroom, begging for money from his dentheads.
He's truly the KingofSemantics.
 
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Planettenon said:
lol, he just let it slip. apparently khgaleon's been helping with the ghost playthrough. "behind the scenes" probably.
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What is the thing that attracts Kghalion to Phil though?

I mean the only things they have in common are that they are both retarded and they both fuck horses
 
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Madmartigan said:
Apologies if this was discussed already, but today Phil mentioned "We had to go to the garbage dump for the first time in months".
I may be wrong, but didn't Phil previously say that he had to go to the dump every few weeks or something like that because of all of the cat litter they have to throw out?
Am I remembering incorrectly, or was that just another Family Proctectin' Lie* ? Or maybe they stopped cleaning the litter box as often?
I guess they could just have stored it even longer than usual (fucking disgusting if so), but you can only fit so many bags in the trunk of a car.

* Family Protectin' Lies are a trademark of Burnell Enterprises. All rights reserved.
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More interesting to me is the reason he had to go to the dump. he said they are cleaning out the garage to use it for other "stuff". What is he going to put in the garage? All the old Sharper Image crap to make room for the new sharper image crap? Or something more frivilous? We know its not a motorcycle (LOL). Think we can rule out any kind of recreational vehicle, he is too much of a pussy to drive/ride one. Its got my noggin a joggin.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
That rant was beyond legendary. He's losing his mind and his pack of dent heads are having none of it. Phil is a dead channel and he is never going to come back because he refuses to adapt, one of the most important skills to have as a YouTube content creator.
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Apparently discovery is crap, YouTube don't know what they're doing and there's no way to find him playing the Ghost of Tsushima DLC.

...unless you look at who's playing the Ghost of Tsushima DLC. I checked a few times tonight and he was the only one live streaming it on YouTube. But YouTube didn't put him and his 200 viewers on spot 1 of trending so it's entirely their fault. Nothing he could do.

Ignore the recommended videos which have... 40k, 18k, 7.6k, 158k... views. They're obviously doing it wrong. Even the non-checkmarkgot higher than him (spoiler: 4k).
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
Apparently discovery is crap, YouTube don't know what they're doing and there's no way to find him playing the Ghost of Tsushima DLC.

...unless you look at who's playing the Ghost of Tsushima DLC. I checked a few times tonight and he was the only one live streaming it on YouTube. But YouTube didn't put him and his 200 viewers on spot 1 of trending so it's entirely their fault. Nothing he could do.

Ignore the recommended videos which have... 40k, 18k, 7.6k, 158k... views. They're obviously doing it wrong. Even the non-checkmarkgot higher than him (spoiler: 4k).
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TBF, Phil does have garbage discoverability. Honestly, leaving Twitch for YouTube was a huge mistake for Phil.
 
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He really missed another opportunity with the dictator hat. He could have rebranded himself as the DPRK of gaming (Pig Jong-Un, har har har), while referring to his viewers as his people. There's plenty of old soviet posters he could use as inspiration for his new branding. But nope, Mr. "REAL RAW GAMEPLAY TAKE ME SERIOUSLY IM NOT A NAZI ABLOO BLOO BLOO" can't have that, because its work, even if it would be fun and it would rake in more money.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
How much do you all think Phil receives in behind the scenes support?

I mean he did bring up "behind the scenes" tips, and I bet he is exploiting every avenue he has for money.
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none. the only reason peolpe donate to him is to flex on either other "fans" or trolls. tipping him """"""""""""behind the scenes"""""""""""""""" doesn't accomplish that because nobody can see it
 
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