DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lolidaki]

So while I do think DSP will hold off going back to Twitch longer than people think, I did capture almost 20 minutes this morning of DSP bitching about Youtube. So make of that what you will?

Those search rankings still really chap his ass.

I like how he doesn't know youtube streams are dominated already by big vtubers, doesn't matter how many ex-twitch simps come over. They've always been making "good money" on the livestreams.

 

[Coke Zero]

So while I do think DSP will hold off going back to Twitch longer than people think, I did capture almost 20 minutes this morning of DSP bitching about Youtube. So make of that what you will?

Those search rankings still really chap his ass.

Maybe its just the kind of stuff I watch but I feel like a lot of the edgy or controversial shit is gone from youtube altogether or at least harder to find now. Does he not remember the whole adpocalypse thing where youtube really cracked down on everyone? Youtube is more family friendly and advertiser friendly now than its ever been.

Dsp openly admits this all the time regarding his own content when he talks about the "wild west" era of youtube or whatever he calls it when he could say and do whatever he wanted and get away with it.

He talks like dsp and only dsp was forced to behave by youtube but everyone else has gotten worse. Which one is it phil- was 2010 the wild west for youtube or is it currently the wild west? You can't seem to pick one.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

"Out of context"? An uncut video of your rant is not out of context. Go fuck yourself!

Phil is so entitled that everyone should be thankful paying him membership money in exchange for NOTHING. IF he would do something, it would just be the "icing on the cake" but not mandatory for him/or a content creator. He even blames content creators that reward their members.
(I'm not saying you have to do something with / reward your paying members but Phil wants easy money for no work)

He cries about that the damning part of his stream got archived.

I am a good listener. His tone of voice changed dramatically. I swear, he prepared/thought very long about what he had to say today (not that it helps when you are a sane person listening to this crazy pig). No remorse. Bad actor. Evil person.

He should have taken improv class after all...

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[Fapcop]

I like how he doesn't know youtube streams are dominated already by big vtubers, doesn't matter how many ex-twitch simps come over. They've always been making "good money" on the livestreams.

Phil is such a smooth brain.

The fact that Twitch and Youtube are two completely different companies with two completely different business models is entirely lost on him.

According to Phil, if Youtube wants to be successful, they need to trash their algorithms, get rid of drama content (hint-hint!) and feature more gaming. Especially highlighting streamers playing the latest games (HINT HINT!)

And they need to do this NOW before HARDCORE GAMING SEASON starts.

I honestly can’t tell if he’s really this dumb, or if the narcissism and greed is so massively strong that it just overpowers his ability to think straight.

 

[Lolidaki]

Phil is such a smooth brain.

The fact that Twitch and Youtube are two completely different companies with two completely different business models is entirely lost on him.

According to Phil, if Youtube wants to be successful, they need to trash their algorithms, get rid of drama content (hint-hint!) and feature more gaming. Especially highlighting streamers playing the latest games (HINT HINT!)

And they need to do this NOW before HARDCORE GAMING SEASON starts.

I honestly can’t tell if he’s really this dumb, or if the narcissism and greed is so massively strong that it just overpowers his ability to think straight.

I honestly think he's just fucking stupid to the point of thinking video game streams are the end all be all to online video.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How did he increase that number after being gone for a day?

Phil had 5 subs on July 31 as well that probably didn't resub, so he gained 10 subs out of nowhere on his day off, I guess.

 

[Fapcop]

This may be a new DSPism, but...

Can anyone explain what Phil means when he said Youtube is a “business website”?!?

I’m very confused, I thought it was a video/small time streaming site?

Yet he seemed very insistent on it, since he kept repeating it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Can anyone explain what Phil means when he said Youtube is a “business website”?!?

I assume because Youtube began to cater to biggest content creators around the Adpocalypse, and Phil as always is one of the little underdog guys until he needs to brag about how successful he is while begging for your money.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I saw what's trending on twitter for Twitch. I guarantee 100000% he would not partake in it because he needs to pay his WWE champions bills.

He'd try to virtue signal and gain clout saying that he supports it, but on his streams I can already see him saying "Guys I understand what everyone's doing when it comes to not streaming for a day...but those are big streamers with sponsors dood! They can afford to take a day off, I'm here busting my ass for you guys, so if you could please tip me because it's a slow day that would be appreciated."

 

[Iron Father]

wHeN wAs tHe LaSt TiMe i HaD 2 dAyS oFf iN a RoW???

He's acting like he always gives and never takes, but the only reason he's on stream 6 days a week is for the maximum take from his audience. Pure pignosis right there.

 

[Pargon]

This may be a new DSPism, but...

Can anyone explain what Phil means when he said Youtube is a “business website”?!?

I’m very confused, I thought it was a video/small time streaming site?

Yet he seemed very insistent on it, since he kept repeating it.

“It’s like people only do things because they get paid. And that’s just really sad.”

Website owned by HyperGlobalCompuMegaNet has primary purpose of generating revenue. Somehow, world’s most philanthropic man fails to comprehend this.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

wHeN wAs tHe LaSt TiMe i HaD 2 dAyS oFf iN a RoW???

He's acting like he always gives and never takes, but the only reason he's on stream 6 days a week is for the maximum take from his audience. Pure pignosis right there.

Yeah, he never plays games with his viewers.

He doesn't finish viewer choice games unless they "tip him" which is just paying him to play their game they already paid for.

When is that last time he ever did a marathon that wasn't tied with "hitting the goal."

He also ACKts like his viewers benefit from him putting on a stupid hat, or vest, no he is the only one who benefits.

 

[JimiHendrix]

what the fat boy fundamentally does not understand is that he isn't giving anything.

in my hobby I make things because I like to make things. people get to enjoy the things I make, 100% for free, purely because I like making it. sometimes I get money for it and that's cool, but the overall product is free, I get nothing from it.

phil puts out content on youtube and is paid for it. even if no one tips and no one becomes a member, he is paid through adsense. he is not doing it for the love of creating something, he is doing it because he gets paid.

so his entire "i give you guys 6 hours of free content every day"

no, you get paid for that. and if you're not getting paid as much as you want? do what everyone else does in that situation.

get another job.

 

[SojiroSakura]

"Out of context"? An uncut video of your rant is not out of context. Go fuck yourself!

Phil is so entitled that everyone should be thankful paying him membership money in exchange for NOTHING. IF he would do something, it would just be the "icing on the cake" but not mandatory for him/or a content creator. He even blames content creators that reward their members.
(I'm not saying you have to do something with / reward your paying members but Phil wants easy money for no work)

He cries about that the damning part of his stream got archived.

I am a good listener. His tone of voice changed dramatically. I swear, he prepared/thought very long about what he had to say today (not that it helps when you are a sane person listening to this crazy pig). No remorse. Bad actor. Evil person.

He should have taken improv class after all...

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This is also almost word-for-word his ranting about Paytreon. He's pissed off people won't donate to it because he does nothing with it. How DARE anyone expect something in return when they spend money! That's not how life works, morahns! You're SUPPOSED to literally throw your money down the drain. Nuhuhuh.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Not going to post all five videos I made this morning from DSP's rants, but here's the one most people were waiting for: his comments on Monday's rant, which is now not a rant, and if you see it as a rant you're a scumbag. Good stuff. Thanks for the content Phil.

Edit: If he had said "sorry, I just get upset, it's not your fault it's mine" this video wouldn't have to exist.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

what the fat boy fundamentally does not understand is that he isn't giving anything.

in my hobby I make things because I like to make things. people get to enjoy the things I make, 100% for free, purely because I like making it. sometimes I get money for it and that's cool, but the overall product is free, I get nothing from it.

phil puts out content on youtube and is paid for it. even if no one tips and no one becomes a member, he is paid through adsense. he is not doing it for the love of creating something, he is doing it because he gets paid.

so his entire "i give you guys 6 hours of free content every day"

no, you get paid for that. and if you're not getting paid as much as you want? do what everyone else does in that situation.

get another job.

Phil trying to tell people what "the point of memberships are" is reason alone for him to get socked in the mouth.
Who the fuck is he to tell people what they should spend their money on and why they do it? If they don't think the membership isn't worth it then that's final. He doesn't get to say "YOU'RE LITERALLY SAYING YOU DON'T WANT ME AROUND IF YOU AREN'T A MEMBER", that's him putting words into people's mouths like the sociopath he is.
The crowdfunding he harps on about is ridiculous. It is not at all the responsibility of Phil's viewers to ensure he can continue streaming or whatever the fuck he holds over their heads. This is why the majority of Phil's fans are mentally immature, as no one self-respecting would listen to him try and hold them accountable for his own future.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of stream status update:

Total tip: $73

Top tip: $26, or 35% of the total tip, from OIC under OMM alias

Membership: 240/260

Phil is still begging and complaining of low tip

Chat is laughing at him

In-game boss is telling him to "BEG FOR YOUR LIFE"

He's already doing it Eagle, and still does

 

[Iron Father]

This perfectly encapsulates why DSP is just an unlikable cunt. He never even attempts to make something about anything but himself, it’s so disingenuous and shitty. He probably barely even knows any specifics for the hashtag, all he knows is people are against a company that wronged him

Although I think he would have streamed all day regardless, September 1st 2020 was actually his day off from streaming, so technically this isn't true.

 

[tomstone]

dsp logic: couldnt hit the sub goal last month so best to increase the subgoal for this month....

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

SS drip