Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Norman B. Normal said:
Oh for Chrissake. PL time: I'm a liberal faggot who religiously watched The Daily Show with Jon Stewart starting circa 2003 and ending when he forsook us in 2016 when we needed him the most. Since then I've filled the gap with Stephen Colbert on CBS and John Oliver on HBO when he rouses himself to actually record a fucking episode. Back during the Exodus, I tried to fill the emptiness in my soul by watching Samantha Bee on TBS, but she was so full of herself that I had to stop. It's--good, I guess?--that I dodged this bullet... maybe? Fuck, I don't even know anymore.
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Disliking Bee over Oliver and Colbert because she is too full of herself is like disliking tap water over mineral water because it's too wet.
 
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Is nobody going to comment on the fucking weirdo who replied to Kevin that the sex offender registry was "oppressive" towards the queers?
This is just another example of how trans Twitter is just a hugbox echochamber of degenerates validating each-others bullshit. These are grown men tweeting about how minors should be exposed to kink and nobody is saying a damn thing because they use their "transness" as a crutch. Holding hands isn't a fucking kink. Having sex in public isn't a queer historical landmark. Believe it or not there are cisgender heterosexual sex weirdos out there, too.
I feel like the pubic needs to be warned about these people but nobody dares to say anything because of "transphobia". It wouldn't be any different if a cis man or cis woman were tweeting weird shit like this - they'd be cancelled immediately.
 
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Swan said:
Is nobody going to comment on the fucking weirdo who replied to Kevin that the sex offender registry was "oppressive" towards the queers?
This is just another example of how trans Twitter is just a hugbox echochamber of degenerates validating each-others bullshit. These are grown men tweeting about how minors should be exposed to kink and nobody is saying a damn thing because they use their "transness" as a crutch. Holding hands isn't a fucking kink. Having sex in public isn't a queer historical landmark. Believe it or not there are cisgender heterosexual sex weirdos out there, too.
I feel like the pubic needs to be warned about these people but nobody dares to say anything because of "transphobia". It wouldn't be any different if a cis man or cis woman were tweeting weird shit like this - they'd be cancelled immediately.
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KevKev can't tell the difference between 1960s America and today. The 90s saw more and more LGBT members send literal pedos packin', and most of the LGBT today are still on the side of sending them to the gulag when they can (predators are slippery unfortunately). NONE of them complain that someone is registered as a sex offender for exposing minors to explict content.

I wish the cultural pendulum swings back into Kevin's face one day. Even the baby gays are rising up on him now, but who knows.
 
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It's super disingenuous to talk about this 100% in the frame of 15-year-olds.

Today's teenagers are aware that adults hit each other on the butt for fun. They're aware, and they think it's degenerate.

How are you excluding 10-year-olds from your shit?

If you're doing something that a kid that age could stumble across without seeking out, that is wrong.
 
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"The sex offender registry is a tool to oppress queers!" Well then those queers should have left kids alone instead of trying to groom and/or molest them. If many normal people had their way then convicted chomos would be executed right after the trial with no appeals.
 
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You know, I bet Kevin is going for the ride to Nevada because he's been mopey because of Wedge/Neck's love affair and Penny suggested he get out of the house by going.
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Shhhh, let us imagine that Penny is going to leave him in the desert for a few hours longer. Incidentally, I agree. He may not be able to coom or even want to that much any more, but he's still got those manfeels and being openly cucked by the only two of your "girlfriends" who really bother to interact with you on Twitter (the only place Kevin actually hangs out) is a humiliation that even Kevin is aware of.

I love all the gross "new relationship energy" (read: sticky afterglow) that Wedge and Neck are broadcasting all over Twitter. It's like gore for feelings, whilst Kevin just sits there in the same shirt for days on end, getting stinkier and e-bagging for Transformers. He adopted a gross 24/7 fetish lifestyle and identity, and even his fellow degenerates fuck each other instead of him. He failed even at becoming "am hole" because no hole and Neck is off thrashing Wedge's broken anus instead.

2022: not gonna get fucked in new vag or anywhere else Kevin :like:
 
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I wonder how many days Kevin can wear the same unwashed shirt before Penny has enough and either makes him wash it or throws it away off the side of the road. If he comes back from Nevada with it still on, I think I’ll throw up. I have never had to smell alpacas but I imagine they smell just as bad as other farm animals. Which is to say, still better than Kevin's BO.
 
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Bitch Cakes said:
I wonder how many days Kevin can wear the same unwashed shirt before Penny has enough and either makes him wash it or throws it away off the side of the road. If he comes back from Nevada with it still on, I think I’ll throw up. I have never had to smell alpacas but I imagine they smell just as bad as other farm animals. Which is to say, still better than Kevin's BO.
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You're assuming that everyone in that house full of fucktards and reprobates aren't all filthy, smelly fuckers who regularly wear the same thing for days on end, and so they're all nose-deaf to the stank of each other's swamp ass. At the end of the day, they are all still just lazy, immature, irresponsible guys who all have mental issues and developmental disorders. That kind of environment does not breed good personal hygiene habits.
 
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