You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Frank D'arbo said:
People who think being snarky is clever, funny, cool, or smart.
Snark is fine in small doses
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I'm going to add to this that a lot of people who snark at you tend to want an audience. Its almost like they play life out like a bad sitcom and hope other people be the shitty laugh track.

It drives me nuts even more so if they always want to apologize later.
 
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I was walking back to my car with a date last night, probably ten minutes from the fast food joint we ate at. As soon as hit the street this group began to walk lockstep behind us, talking at what must have been 100 decibels, in particular one goofy ass motherfucker who was either retarded or who'd had several beers. Like nigga, shut the fuck up, I can barely hear myself think.
 
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Black and white 'with us or against us' thinking. I don't know if it's been a thing for ever, but I swear there's been an uptick in people that can't associate with others that don't think exactly the same as them. Like always, I blame the internet.

Also phone posters.
 
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I'm real fucking tired of pussies who can't deal with the smell of food. I'm not over here cooking crazy shit, it can be the most ordinary thing. Peanut butter. Tuna. Yesterday I put a little curry powder on some potatoes and this faggot roommate kept going on about OH DUDE WOW THAT'S STRONG MAN GOD DAMN. I had to leave the room because I knew he wasn't going to shut the fuck up about it the entire time I was eating, like everyone else who does that. Later he's all confused and says he wasn't trying to piss me off. But what else does he expect? He probably doesn't know how annoying this is because the spiciest thing he eats is fucking Totino's pizza, so he's never experienced trying to eat while someone whines and rants at him the entire time. The issue with this guy is broader, honestly. He can't resist running his mouth about everything he notices and making sure everyone knows his opinion about fucking everything.
 
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A modern day problem is when you have a tiny blister or burn on your finger and put hand sanitizer on it by accident.
The flesh wound will start to boil and you'll be left with this crusty, yellow scab that looks like leprocy. Later on it will itch like crazy and you won't be able to stop scratching it and leave skin flakes everywhere, it's disgusting.

Moral of the story: Don't use hand sanitizer!
 
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Oh, another thing!

Westerners who go to some "exotic country" and come back with a new name like: "Yeah, I went to Gambia and they called me 'Shabombo' and it means 'the spiritual one' so that's my name now". (But then actually "Shabombo" is just their slur for gullible white "spiritual" tourists).

Why doesn't anybody go to Virginia or something and have a child call them "Dingelberry John" so that's their name now?
"I got my name from a clerc at the tax free shop in Finland, it means 'drunkard' in their language so that's my name now".
 
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Oh, another thing!

Westerners who go to some "exotic country" and come back with a new name like: "Yeah, I went to Gambia and they called me 'Shabombo' and it means 'the spiritual one' so that's my name now". (But then actually "Shabombo" is just their slur for gullible white "spiritual" tourists).

Why doesn't anybody go to Virginia or something and have a child call them "Dingelberry John" so that's their name now?
"I got my name from a clerc at the tax free shop in Finland, it means 'drunkard' in their language so that's my name now".
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Is this a thing that has happened? This sounds like a comedy sketch.
 
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Onion Guide said:
Black and white 'with us or against us' thinking. I don't know if it's been a thing for ever, but I swear there's been an uptick in people that can't associate with others that don't think exactly the same as them. Like always, I blame the internet.

Also phone posters.
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Pimpleking55 said:
I hate that as of late you need to be part of a group....left, right or vaxxed, no vaxxed, pro life, pro choice, vegan, non vegan.....just leave me the fuck alone.
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There's a small bit of road I drive through to and from work with traffic lights less than a block from each other. It might be confirmation bias, but this creates an effect where you effectively sit through an extra long red light and have to make a mad dash through a tiny green light window. It's been a thing since I moved here, but it feels like it's gotten worse recently.
 
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Whenever there's a thread on a public figure's death, it always starts off nice and touching, with posters giving their thoughts and condolences towards them. Then inevitably someone shares some gravedancing asshole's tweets celebrating the figure's death and the thread slowly turns from emotional to outright angry, especially as more tweets are shared.

There's always some fuckhead on Twitter ready to laugh when someone they dislike dies. There's nothing unique about it. And yet it never fails to derail those threads; what starts off as respectful and emotional turns into a MATI spergfest.
 
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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
There's always some fuckhead on Twitter ready to laugh when someone they dislike dies. There's nothing unique about it. And yet it never fails to derail those threads; what starts off as respectful and emotional turns into a MATI spergfest.
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I agree if the person is white, but it's always a good thing when a nigger dies. But sure, you don't necessarily have to say that, if you aren't in it for a shitfest.
 
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