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This gives terrifying context to him asking "What is this?" when he pulls the chicken neck out of the buttermilk slurry .
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Not to mention that he wasted 2 quarts of buttermilk when he should've been able to coat it with less than 1.
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Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
This made me cry
Edit: worth waking up at 4:30am to this
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He marinated the giblet bag and baked it. Hahahahahah and it’s all burnt and melted when he took it out. He realised this mistake and the bag was missing in the next cut.
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So I did some more shirt collating and here's what the wardrobe gallery looks like at the moment:
And here's some errata to give an idea on what the full gallery so far looks like:
And here's some errata to give an idea on what the full gallery so far looks like:
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I'm a bit late, but to be fair. Jack doesn't want the vaccine and is doing it for the wrong reasons. It's the same thing for his hatred of Mexicans. He doesn't like them, but still goes to their businesses and gives them his money. He's supporting the people he doesn't like, that kind of mindset is enough to mock him.
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It must be, Jack, it must be.
For so it is written in the good book, "The Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with a communicable disease and die slowly, one by one, until all the righteous meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever."
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17, New Jack Translation
For so it is written in the good book, "The Lord Himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with a communicable disease and die slowly, one by one, until all the righteous meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever."
1 Thessalonians 4:16-17, New Jack Translation
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Jack's decreasing ability to cook competently is due to cognitive decline from the strokes. I'm optimistic that as Jack's brain continues to slowly rot away, we'll enter a new phase of Jackdom as his videos gradually become abstract emulations of real cooking, devolving into the Youtube-cooking-channel equivalent of machine deep learning output or free poetry experiments.
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You've just activated my medieval history autism. I'm sorry.
If Jack were a medieval noble, he would eat a lot more organ meat than we're used to today and like many nobles of the time, would be suffering from a severe case of gout. He would have servants who would, at the very least, make sure his food is not raw, but chances are it would have spit and semen in it if Jack treats them like he does service workers. Now, assuming he had the same health maladies he has now without modern treatment...I'll ignore the diabetes because he doesn't even use prayer therapy for that and he should be footless now...he might survive the strokes but having kidney stones as big as he did would be a huge problem because it was too big to naturally break down and pass. Chances are, whether it got removed or not (Good surgeons were hard to come by then), it would have resulted in a lethal infection.
Ironically, if Jack were a medieval peasant he would have probably been healthier. Even in times of plenty he would have a lot less readily available food to chow down on. Daily meals of potage and bread aren't anything close to Keto though...
But Jack is so rural US I can't imagine him as a medieval lord. What he would be is a member of some noble's menagerie of the grotesque. He'd be wheeled out during feasts for the guests to observe the beast that can eat ten live chickens or something.
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But it's so tender and juicy and wet. It's got to be good.
I swear he's more salmonella than man at this point.
Believing in the rapture is one thing. But for Mushbrain to think he's going to be one of the ones raptured up into heaven is something completely different. And even if it's true I'm sure his massive girth is going to keep him grounded. How funny would that be? People being raptured and Mushbrain is there hobbling down the street trying to fly like Superman and keeps crashing to the ground.
That would be worth staying during the tribulation just to see.
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That's an interesting way to describe slowly dying on a ventilator.1 Thessalonians 4:16-17, New Jack Translation
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Solicitude With Jack.
Jack has since deleted this post. May it now live forever.
Jack has since deleted this post. May it now live forever.
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at least 22 people are dead across NY and NJ according to news reports, but yeah jack, i'm sure NYC just declared a state of emergency because they want money
those evil blue states!
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Jack really does not know geography it gets better knowing how many places in New York have flooded
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I mean, it's not like tornado warnings kept fucking springing up through its passage or something. It's moments like this that prove Jack's going to hell when he dies.
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I mean Ive been lucky but Jack if you did any reading you'd know flooding has impacted the subway and thay's a bit of a issue.
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WPVI (Philly) went wall to wall from 4pm-8pm last night to cover tornados and flash flooding spanning from DE, NJ and PA. There were at least 2-3 confirmed tornadoes. So yeah, Jack can eat shit and die.
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Wrong. Jack was a bloody incompetent well before even his first stroke. Even when had all of his limbs, he couldn’t cook for shit.
“Today on Cooking With Jack Show, we’re doing a simple garden salad.”
*proceeds to mix together lawn clippings and small red rubber balls (tomatoes) into a bowl.*