DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No, he's not. He says allottapeephole say they can't find it. If they know him enough to be able to make that comment at all, then they know the name of his channel and it comes right up when you search dspgaming. It's just more cope.

Its entirely cope. I tried talking in his chat and now youtube won't stop recommending his boring ass streams to me. Its not discoverability Dave, you just suck as a streamer

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I hope the last few days alert detractors that sub/member badge protection has expired, just like what you should do to your sub/membership.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Hey guys, Phil is opening a window, so he can wear heavier hats i.e. costume hats like the Yoshi and Sonic hats that he said he wouldnt wear

Im not making this up, he really is going to open a window so he can wear new hats

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

he plays his retards like a fiddle
>you guys told me do "this" to change the stream
>and I did it.
continue divinity2? no
green screen? no
multiplayer? no
commit to your patreons? no
membership benefits? no
more hats, vest and bubbles? yes.
he listens to his viewers.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he plays his retards like a fiddle
>you guys told me do "this" to change the stream
>and I did it.
continue divinity2? no
green screen? no
multiplayer? no
commit to your patreons? no
membership benefits? no
more hats, vest and bubbles? yes.
he listens to his viewers.

The last one wasn't from his viewers.

 

[DeeTracktor]

he listens to his viewers.

He is buying more hats...

 

[der rademacher]

The last one wasn't from his viewers.

Which is the point.

 

[Fapcop]

Lolololol!

So I tune in to Phil’s prestream and LITERALLY the worst word I hear is “TIPS!”
“Tips Blah blah blah wife’s birthday, grocery shopping tips pay for all of that blah blah”

I swear... Sometimes it feels like we’re all being trolled by Phil doing an over the top satire of himself.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Which is the point.

But you listed things 'fans' have actually said they wanted.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This has to be one of the best descriptions of DSP I have ever read.

I'd give anything to see him react to a hurricane. This fucking sucks.

 

[PutridElephant]

Complaining about games having paid upgrades to PS5. Why do I have to pay $X to play it on the new console?

It's like paying captain chair Phil to upgrade to glasses Phil to upgrade to Nazi Hat Phil to Hyper-Vest Phil. 99.9999999% of people I know wear glasses, hats and vests for free.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Never has the full screen stroke face been a funny gimmick and it never will be. It's gross and immature, just like Phil.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

But you listed things 'fans' have actually said they wanted.

exactly. everything listed and have a "no" at the end is from his fans.
the only one that has a "yes" is his decision, which then he claims that his fans asked him to do.

Complaining about games having paid upgrades to PS5. Why do I have to pay $X to play it on the new console?

why does he even care? I was at the kitchen for 10? 15? mins and all I listened about sony.
his chat doesn't even care, they ask him about irrelevant things and ofc talking about karls.

 

[Fapcop]

Gotta fucking love it when Phil pretends to be the lord high of justice in the gaming world, and praises or condemns some companies for their PS4/PS5 pricing...

He’s not wrong, but nigga! YOU CHARGE YOUR VIEWERS 100$ TO PUT ON A FUCKING HAT!!!

You’ve lost all right to complain about “greedy companies”.

Oh, and smoothbrain Phil just praised how “you get the PS4 copy for free when you buy Ghosts of Tsushima for the PS5!” WTF?!? How the fuck is that relevant to anyone?! Does Phil think anyone in the world has their PS4 hooked up next to their PS5 and will play THE SAME GAME on both consoles?!?

 

[My Knee is Growing]

>Inb4 gay ops
What sort of weird outlandish hats are the “ironic fans” and trolls gonna make PPB buy and charge money for you to see him while wearing it next?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Gotta fucking love it when Phil pretends to be the lord high of justice in the gaming world, and praises or condemns some companies for their PS4/PS5 pricing...

He’s not wrong, but nigga! YOU CHARGE YOUR VIEWERS 100$ TO PUT ON A FUCKING HAT!!!

You’ve lost all right to complain about “greedy companies”.

Oh, and smoothbrain Phil just praised how “you get the PS4 copy for free when you buy Ghosts of Tsushima for the PS5!” WTF?!? How the fuck is that relevant to anyone?! Does Phil think anyone in the world has their PS4 hooked up next to their PS5 and will play THE SAME GAME on both consoles?!?

That and his paypigs throw Phil softball questions all the time, allowing for Phil to stand on his stool and T-pose over his audience.

This guy doesn't know jack shit, and yet acts like he is an expert in every field someone asks him about.

If you want to see ignorance just look at Phil Burnell he is an excellent example of it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

The horizon zero dawn rant is just, this boy has like a pinky toe grasp on reality.

The Burger King reference that didnt fit at all, somehow comparing this to gamepass cause hes still dick riding that, being completely wrong about this claiming everything has had a free upgrade from ps4 to ps5 right after saying ghost of tsushima didnt do it.

Death stranding isnt doing it, yakuza 7 didn't, judgement didn't, control didnt at first but went back on it.

Amazing how he can be so wrong, so stupid but so confident in what he says

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

The pigroach doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[Fapcop]

Hehe... Phil is talking about micro transactions in mobile games. Guess he knows what he’s talking about!

DSP predicts that when phonemakers make phones a bit more powerful, solve the battery problem and controller problem, they can replace consoles.
But “we’re not there yet!”
High IQ prestream.

EDIT: Phil Burnell, ex BMW owner talks about how he purely sees cars as a practical means of transportation and never understood people who see them as status symbols.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Hehe... Phil is talking about micro transactions in mobile games. Guess he knows what he’s talking about!

DSP predicts that when phonemakers make phones a bit more powerful, solve the battery problem and controller problem, they can replace consoles.
But “we’re not there yet!”
High IQ prestream.

If mobile phones were as powerful and capable as consoles then you could put console games on mobile phones! Fucking genius over here.