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Creepy tranny Chelsea Manning grandstands and whines about some journo. Said journo replies.
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Obviously Manning & Kevin are insane and retarded to varying degrees, but Greenwald is makin me LAFF over here. Is he seriously suggesting whatever relationship he struck up with prison-era Manning was a “good deed” and “friendship” and NOT a bare-faced, dare I suggest, cynical transaction based on Manning’s political *usefulness* to Glenn’s career? In blogging?
 
Obviously Manning & Kevin are insane and retarded to varying degrees, but Greenwald is makin me LAFF over here. Is he seriously suggesting whatever relationship he struck up with prison-era Manning was a “good deed” and “friendship” and NOT a bare-faced, dare I suggest, cynical transaction based on Manning’s political *usefulness* to Glenn’s career? In blogging?
Classic DARVO but them troons deserve every bit of it. Couldn't happen to nicer people as far as I'm concerned. Greenwald is a jackass but at least he does have a backbone and some amount of journalistic integrity.
 
You know, I bet Kevin is going for the ride to Nevada because he's been mopey over Wedge/Neck's love affair and Penny suggested he get out of the house by going.
I always think its a good thing for him to get some fresh air and his mind off his gay twitter dot com bullshit for a few hours so he can actually live his life and be present in the moment as he watches the world pass him by in the backseat.

who am i kidding, he’s probably live tweeting the trip
 
That pitiful ponytail has got to be hiding a bald spot.

It is.

So I was curious about how bad Kevin's forehead was so I was looking at pictures to compare and I found the holy grail of forehead pics.

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I kept wondering why he maintained that hairstyle and it's because it's a comb over and it's hiding his bald spot. What stage do you think he's in, guys? I was thinking a stage 3. We never see the back of his head either.
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One of the fascinating things about Kevin is that he's not actually a coomer, he just pretends to be a coomer.

The "amhole" shit is a larp but for whatever reason, he thinks this is a good look.

Says something about the degeneracy of the community as a whole that he thinks this is who or what he needs to be in order to fit in.

Also, I said this in the other thread, but he needs to get his liver checked.
 
Literally none of them are in good shape how the fuck
PL? My many farm-raised family members are fit as all hell because they literally worked their asses off 7 days a week, sun-up to sundown. These fat fucks are the antithesis of farmer strong and their collective gunts are a testament to how shit they are at ranching.
Kevin is angry, and you won't like him when he's angry.

Seriously, is this supposed to be intimidating? Kevin is about as scary as an old grandma, maybe less because she will at least say some scathing old lady insults at you.
Those old lady insults land with needle precision, the kind someone like Kevvie wouldn't even recognise as an insult until much later if at all. He's merely a sad, fat, balding, middle-aged self-mutilated man defined by his consumption and delusion, weak from illusory hedonism, leaving no legacy beyond mediocrity and plastic clutter. Nana might cut a bitch but Kevin would just mumble and cry on the internet.
 
@Lubby Smith posted the Samantha Bee Tranch segment in the Tranch Thread and it is marvellous.

Kevin suggests that he tried to ride an alpaca. RIP, paca. Best quote: 'If I don't shave for a couple of days, it's still she/her.'
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Did Kevin get a uterus transplant after all? He looks like he's at least 26 weeks along
Literally none of them are in good shape how the fuck
Their Taco Tuesdays involve a jar a queso each. Doesn't matter if you're one of the tenacious unicorns actually attempting to do physical work, inhaling 4 times your RDA of calories is going to start piling the chub on.
I feel a little bit sorry for Jarrod. I mean he's dangerously unstable, but not bad looking and has yet to make himself visually repulsive through the mones or the chop - but the eating habits are catching up to him.
 
Creepy tranny Chelsea Manning grandstands and whines about some journo. Said journo replies.
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Kevin is very angry about this and replies like a true lady.
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:story: He hasn't even been in a fight? I guess he wasn't bullied enough
 
I love how he's adopted the phrase "in Minecraft" but he's used it twice for shit where you're not exactly going to attract a glowing horde like that one episode of X-Files.

I'm going to go eat a burrito in Minecraft. Maybe later I will chase it down with a 100% state-legal pot cookie and some wine, also in Minecraft. Then I'm going to spend the evening shitposting on the internet in Minecraft.
 
I always think its a good thing for him to get some fresh air and his mind off his gay twitter dot com bullshit for a few hours so he can actually live his life and be present in the moment as he watches the world pass him by in the backseat.

who am i kidding, he’s probably live tweeting the trip
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