The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KiwiFuzz]

Did we ever figure out what those shitty little forbs are that the alpacas won't eat?

And obviously Kevin is wearing that shirt until the caliphate is re-established. Seriously, though, he needs to get his liver levels checked.

I am so looking forward to Ash's full-length doco.

 

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And still no Kiwifarms name drop. When will this torment end?

 

[stupid frog]

Even if they could logically have "self-sustaining ranches" all across the country, what makes them think even other creepy troons would want to stay there

The fact that people literally beg to go there, have been "pending", then told they can't come. But Neck gets to stay because he fucks Kevin

 

[AnOminous]

Even if they could logically have "self-sustaining ranches" all across the country, what makes them think even other creepy troons would want to stay there

I'm pretty sure "constantly begging for money" and "self-sustaining" aren't compatible things.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch cable tv debut.
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The intended comedy: 0/10
Laughing at the Tranchers: 10/10 as always

This might be an autistic complaint but why do they have random trap drums thrown in?

It adds nothing to the segment, kills the western schtick they were trying, isn't related to trannies or ranching at all, and generally just stuck out in a very awkward way to me.

 

[AssignedEva]

This might be an autistic complaint but why do they have random trap drums thrown in?

It adds nothing to the segment, kills the western schtick they were trying, isn't related to trannies or ranching at all, and generally just stuck out in a very awkward way to me.

It's because the production team weren't paid enough to edit this shit

Honestly the video really does give off the vibe that the production team were editing it on message but were also aware of how dumb the tranch is and wanted to subtly mock them.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

It's because the production team weren't paid enough to edit this shit
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I think their hats are fancy and appropriate.

 

[Bani]

It's because the production team weren't paid enough to edit this shit
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Honestly the video really does give off the vibe that the production team were editing it on message but were also aware of how dumb the tranch is and wanted to subtly mock them.

JK Rowling, a SJW in all respects except troonacy, is up there with fucking Rand Paul as if they have anything in common. Disagreeing with one liberal view does not automatically make someone a republican, for fuck's sake.

 

[stupid frog]

the kid the kid the kid the kid

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

the kid the kid the kid the kid

I definitely think they want "the kids".

This must have been filmed a while ago because Kev (and the others) are much fatter now. Did they blow the full 100K on burrito nights?

 

[Corn Flakes]

This must have been filmed a while ago because Kev (and the others) are much fatter now. Did they blow the full 100K on burrito nights?

That's something I just can't get over. Putting saggy cone tits on barrel chests like those just does. not. work. The profile shot of the whole group looks so painfully uncanny because of it. It's even worse because the angle of the hip is different between men and women and that's something they can't even try to mimic so they all look extra-manly seen from the side.

I know the production team was going for some comedy, but whether it was deliberate or not this turned into laughing at the tranchers instead of laughing with them. No one looked good coming out of that one.

 

[Dvsilverwing]

JK Rowling, a SJW in all respects except troonacy, is up there with fucking Rand Paul as if they have anything in common. Disagreeing with one liberal view does not automatically make someone a republican, for fuck's sake.

And Rand Paul, one of the few Republicans that would actually go out of their way to not cuck to some bullshit federal gun legislation that would probably ruin their entire image and grift?

 

[lamp shade]

And still no Kiwifarms name drop. When will this torment end?

And still no evidence of Earl. When will the truth be told?

Not in the comment section of the Samantha Bee vid:

Not sure what A J said but it must have been something other than complete admiration of these brave womxn.

 

[SandyCat]

I can't believe this isn't a parody. If you told me it's an edit made by the farmers, I wouldn't even bat an eye.

Real life parodies itself at this point

 

[Tactical Wizard]

JK Rowling, a SJW in all respects except troonacy, is up there with fucking Rand Paul as if they have anything in common. Disagreeing with one liberal view does not automatically make someone a republican, for fuck's sake.

Anything that isn't constant, full-throated approval of whatever chic theory is currently being amplified by the crowd makes you a Republican to these people.

 

[Old Fart]

Did we ever figure out what those shitty little forbs are that the alpacas won't eat?

Best guess I've seen is prairie sagebrush (Artemisia ludoviciana) or perhaps close family.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...ogue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-9519891

Artemisia ludoviciana - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Miss Misery]

Did we ever figure out what those shitty little forbs are that the alpacas won't eat?

It reminds me of sand sagebrush but the color is darker and I know that many animals will browse on it so that likely isn't the answer.

Unless alpaca are too snooty to browse on Artemisia?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Even if they could logically have "self-sustaining ranches" all across the country, what makes them think even other creepy troons would want to stay there

The Little rooms Bonnie has suggested, of course!

At that point you'd have 15 coomers in the little room to every 1 worker though so I think Penny and his underlings gotta think it through more.

The fact that people literally beg to go there, have been "pending", then told they can't come. But Neck gets to stay because he fucks Kevin

If I were to guess, they're cowards who would put someone on the waitlist indefinitely so they don't have to say "no". Phil and pals are ironically giant pussies when it comes to confronting other trans people online where everyone can see them and write a callout post on them.

That and obviously some troons are more equal than others in the anarchocommune where all men are equal and rule together (but only a few are more equal).

I'm pretty sure "constantly begging for money" and "self-sustaining" aren't compatible things.

They're the North Korea of farms tbh. Juche but with more degeneracy & diaperfurs and about the same amount of parasites & cult behavior.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Juche alpaca idea.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

I'm genuinely surprised some of those lambs are still alive.

Haven't docked their tails though, do they even know they have to do that? They're dumb fucks so I assume it's because of that and not out of maliciousness (towards the lambs themselves, they'd dock Earl in a heartbeat).