DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Do I even need to repost this?

yes you have to. I was in the army during that year and the previous one and I missed this shit.
(don't thank me for my service, I didn't serve in the U.S. army)

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[KD6-3.7]

Phil is really connecting with his 16 year-old wheelchairs today with his renditions of The Beatles’ “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band” and “Strawberry Fields Forever”.

 

[Poo Twister]

It would be neat to know exactly how many sock accounts have become members.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Early stream status update:

Total tips: $31

Membership: 248/260

Phil is begging for tips and members, in other words sky is blue and pig is fat

Chat......is filled with Karls again, effectively derailed the stream

Kghalion is in there to guide the pig again

SwagginZ having a hard time understanding slow streams while Snowkarl trolls on the side as usual

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Snowkarl is the last bastion of entertainment in a DSP stream. Godspeed you little Swedish man

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What is with this weird Karl clone thing going on? I see there are like 10 guys in Phil’s chat with Karl shoehorned into a name. How can a single viewer dominate a chat this intensely?
As much as the government wastes my tax dollars, I would approve of Uncle Sam wasting a few million just to do some studies on Phil’s chat and fat ass whales.

Phil's chat is a very strange and unique place. Few people actually enjoy watching Phil. The majority there are a group of loser misfits that go there religiously for their only social interaction for many hours per day (this is why Phil maintains his autistic schedule, btw). Most of these are semi-trolls that find fun in laughing at Phil, and Snowkarl is unanimously the best at pushing Phil's buttons while giving him just enough moneys to avoid being banned.

Personally, I wish these losers would fuck off to some Discord or one of the many illegal restreamers now to get their social fix, but whatever. Fuck everyone that gives Phil money and continues to enable this scam of the retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

It would be neat to know exactly how many sock accounts have become members.

OIC? Or did Phil do the math on how much X sock accounts would cost vs.
How much he’s expecting to make on a Halloween marathon?

The first one I take it. Phil would be too lazy to sit and do sockmembers himself, even if the stood to gain hundreds of dollars.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

2. He said that he didnt even record that segment monday but if you watch it, you watch drama content... which is... his content, unedited. Okay.

It’s like the time when he said that restreamers added nothing to his content and then said that restreamers made content for children.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I'm sure that he'll hit the goal for the Halloween marathon, in a not at all suspicious way from users who subscribe but never appear in chat.

 

[Warm Busch Forty]

ETA:

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I never thought that there would be an event to one up the Invasion of the Derichs. Now we have Invasion of the Karls.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Alright, these day streams are getting really hard to sit through. I've had to drink coffee to endure them and each time I still end up wanting to take a nap.

 

[Fapcop]

The autism from OIC to remind people everyday that you "hit the gym" and how athletic you are comes off as incredibly desperate for compliments

Why do I have a hard time believing that anyone autistic enough to spend thousands of dollars on DSP is a gym going super Chad?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Always appreciate your updates. Got to say, I don't know how you can stand that font though.

I just changed the font in my phone system just for you buddy

 

[Fapcop]

Alright, these day streams are getting really hard to sit through. I've had to drink coffee to endure them and each time I still end up wanting to take a nap.

It’s insane to think that you’re watching a professional streamer whose only commentary 90% of the time is “very good!” Or “Ok! Nice!” Interspersed with “WHY CANT I DO X?! What am I supposed to do here?!!”

I’ve noticed that the number of viewers shoot up during Phil’s pre/post stream rants and usually fall during actual gameplay. Wonder why?!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I’ve noticed that the number of viewers shoot up during Phil’s pre/post stream rants and usually fall during actual gameplay. Wonder why?!

He loses half his audience after each break.

 

[Hrothgar]

Why do I have a hard time believing that anyone autistic enough to spend thousands of dollars on DSP is a gym going super Chad?

The closest he's come to a gym is having his pants pulled down and then shoved into the girls' locker room.

 

[wahkando]

Today's stream has been an absolute disaster.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Quoting is bugged, but I'll just say Snowkarl is just as much of a faggot as everyone else giving this tub of lard money, but at the same time...he's the reason why we have had a lot of nice gold dust over the past few months, so I'll say that much.

 

[ShitheadKiwifarter]

Fag flags currently being spammed in chat and Dave is completely oblivious. Chat is unhinged.