Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%

  • Total voters
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What the fuck is he even saying? I’m compelled to think that maybe this has something to do with why his post about NY was deleted, though it didn’t mention vitamins. Knowing Jack’s politics, it seems weird that he’d delete something he is knowingly 100% confident in.

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*sorry for the doubleposting
 
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What the fuck is he even saying? I’m compelled to think that maybe this has something to do with why his post about NY was deleted, though it didn’t mention vitamins. Knowing Jack’s politics, it seems weird that he’d delete something he is knowingly 100% confident in.

GET YOU TERMS OF SERVICE

*sorry for the doubleposting
looks like he did post something about vitamin D. i'm going to guess something along the lines of "why would i get vaccinated when i'm sitting in the sun absorbing all this vitamin D?"

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What the fuck is he even saying? I’m compelled to think that maybe this has something to do with why his post about NY was deleted, though it didn’t mention vitamins. Knowing Jack’s politics, it seems weird that he’d delete something he is knowingly 100% confident in.

GET YOU TERMS OF SERVICE

*sorry for the doubleposting
Don't tell them that the cornbread will prevent or cure COVID, and you'll be just fine, fatso.

I mean, you won't be fine. You'll be morbidly obese. But you won't end up in Facebook jail.
 
Solicitude With Jack.

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Jack has since deleted this post. May it now live forever.
Jack is one of those people who is so unlikable that even when you're somewhat in agreement you can't help but get angry at him. Hell it makes me angrier thinking we have anything in common.

I'm all for making jabs at New York, but mushbrain can't even do that right.
 
Solicitude With Jack.

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Jack has since deleted this post. May it now live forever.
Yeah except all Hendersonville got was a lot of rain from the hurricane as it didn't pass over Hendersonville. They were just in the splash zone, not directly in it's path. New York on the other hand is. But of course blame the blue states for asking for money when traditionally they give more than they get. Whereas red states get more than they give.

Get fucked Mushbrain.
Jesus fuck

How does he manage to make everything political
It's the only way he can feel good about himself. Seriously, he's a terrible example of a Christian.

I’m like 80 pages back right now but someone reposted the Porto’s review Jack did 10 years ago and some of the comments are great:
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A whole two days a week at the gym? Don't tell me, those were pizza day at Planet Fatness weren't they?
 
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What the fuck is he even saying? I’m compelled to think that maybe this has something to do with why his post about NY was deleted, though it didn’t mention vitamins. Knowing Jack’s politics, it seems weird that he’d delete something he is knowingly 100% confident in.

GET YOU TERMS OF SERVICE

*sorry for the doubleposting
*sigh* If you hate Facebook so much nuke yours. Holy hell, I don't understand these people that do nothing but bitch about social media and yet still have accounts. I nuked my shit because I hated them, but then again I never posted 300 things a day like some kind of preening narcissist.
 
*sigh* If you hate Facebook so much nuke yours. Holy hell, I don't understand these people that do nothing but bitch about social media and yet still have accounts. I nuked my shit because I hated them, but then again I never posted 300 things a day like some kind of preening narcissist.
Social media isn't the only thing he complains about but keeps using. He was chomping at the bit to get back into theaters to see Hollywood trash even after complaining about Hollywood. He complained about the NFL going woke but is still all about his sportsball. Jack is pathologically incapable of changing his behavior. He wouldn't have a thread here if he was.
 
*sigh* If you hate Facebook so much nuke yours. Holy hell, I don't understand these people that do nothing but bitch about social media and yet still have accounts. I nuked my shit because I hated them, but then again I never posted 300 things a day like some kind of preening narcissist.
So much for that offline journaling he was doing to curb his tantrums. It worked about as well as his diet.
 
Social media isn't the only thing he complains about but keeps using. He was chomping at the bit to get back into theaters to see Hollywood trash even after complaining about Hollywood. He complained about the NFL going woke but is still all about his sportsball. Jack is pathologically incapable of changing his behavior. He wouldn't have a thread here if he was.
Whenever he does this I always think of his delusions of who he is and his worship of the boomer ideals of masculinity portrayed by media. He builds this identity of being a mans man who loves football, is the man of the house, is a BBQ pit-master, the bread winner, movie critic and all around man of God. However he is so far from that image its hilarious to think someone as incompetent and horrible as Jack could be any one of those. So when any one of those things disagrees or points to Jack being otherwise makes him bitch out and throw a fit so he can show everyone what a man he is but in reality hes just showing us how much of a bitch he is. Some points include:

He freaked out cause the NFL had players wear pink for breast cancer awareness because in his mind pink is a girl color and theres no place for that in football but Jack has the football knowledge of a teenage girl in the sense that the quarterback is a dream boat.

His national embarrassment on TV made him double down on the amount of smokers and grills he had to make himself feel better.

He has the attention span of a child and his ideas of a good film are similar, so when he sees a film that involves more than a 8 year old can comprehend he trashes it.

I find it hilarious that Jack thinks he is so relatable and the world around him is just like him when evidently it is not. I love the fact he is such a bitter bitch and you can see it in every post or video he uploads, hes a miserable being. I know people here joke and say that the end is soon and I cant agree more. However, I know hes fucking miserable right now and all he wants to do is sit and eat meat but his wife is forcing him to make content. Heres to stroke 3 so he can just be a shell of a man trying to be something he never could ever be.
 
Jesus fuck

How does he manage to make everything political
Because being a conservative and not a "liberal pussy" is the only way losers like Jack can feel manly and tough. Kind of like how some people use leftist politics to make themselves feel like compassionate empaths even though they're also energy vampire narcs that make everyone around them miserable. For example: Boogie2988 or Vegan Gains
 
So when Jack and Tammy are doing the nasty, I wonder what sex position they do. (Or for that matter, since Jack probably can't see his own penis, is he even capable of penetrating Big T anymore)?
Assuming he even gets to wet brine his giblets in Tammy's buttermilk these days, I'm assuming doggy is the most feasible position - as he can rest the trademark Scalfani gunt on her back, and maybe even whip her with the dead arm if he's feeling particularly spicy that evening.

I feel like I need a shower after that.
 
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