Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

He knows the tranch is a hellscape and he's not even trying to hide it. :story:
This reminds me of the time he had a moment of clarity and melted down on twitter about feeling suffocated and hating his living situation. Too bad for him he only coped and seethed when he should have dilated about it.
 
It's interesting to me that the animals that appeal to him are themselves chimerical:

The salamander and the jackalope are in between different states.

Lil' nigga should get into natural history. He lives in an interesting area for a lot of stuff. Immersing yourself in reality is healing.
 
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Uncanny resemblance.
 
I don't understand. People can plainly see they're miserable. There's barely any smiling that isn't an AGP smirk, and their twitters are an exhausting feed of pity parties and grooming. How can anyone stand seeing this stuff on their timeline, let alone be around them irl?
 
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If I were Ripley, I'd leave that potential brain tumor right where it is. I mean, it's not like his cognitive function can get any worse than it already is, right?
I wonder if it is a tumor and once it gets removed it'll turn out all his retarded tranny shit was because of that. But he'll already be stuck with his stupid name.
 
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Hey @Hitman One that isn't how you spell "free Candy."

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Hey wait a second... is that trans elder Kathryn Gibes?
We never should have gone to war with them, at least they would have put Kevin to work in a munitions plant straight to the showers with only his ballless boyfriend to comfort him in his final moments if they were still around today.
 

Rate me mega late but I didn't see anyone mention that Valens is the fall guys butt plug guy:
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He wrote a masturbatory article about it on The Daily Dot and streamed it on manyvids.

Article link: https://archive.li/FYwoG
Tweet: https://archive.li/1hhiz

Wedge's insistence that minors read this article about an AGP dude streaming, to an audience of other men, him getting off to "engaging other players in an interaction that they hadn’t actually been fully informed about" which he describes as "the in-game equivalent of hugging as many people as possible so you can feel your butt plug wiggle inside of you". In other words, this isn't a hypothetical — Wedge is trying to cite a literal pedo troon as a reliable source on anything.

The best part? Wedge doesn't even get the point of Valen's (entirely pretentious) article anyways: that video games are supposedly inherently erotic and "queer." In fact, he conspicuously doesn't mention or say that fucking in public is a vital part of kweer culture and totally heckin valid anywhere. He does, however, write multiple times that what he did was "still, in the general sense, not a super clear cut great thing to be doing" and even that paltry admission of guilt is more than Wedge's insistence that there is no guilt at all to be had when exposing children to porn and sexual acts.

I'm just in awe at the degeneracy of Kevin and the looney troon gang, who literally have less moral fibre than fucking Valens.

This guy oozes AGP and lesbian fetishism like a horrible miasma, jerked off to getting hugged in-game by kids, and writes pretentious fluff pieces about how totally kweer and feminine and very erotic it is to jerk off to Animal Crossing r34 (which like, more power to you I suppose, but it's not the holy, almost religiously "viscerally serene" thing he pretends it to be, nor is it a "feminine" thing). Despite all of the above, he's still marginally more ethical than Kevvie and his orbiters. Fucking how?

Forgive me for posting this here, but there really isn't a point to writing this in the tranny sideshows thread or Valens's own more dead thread imo. Can delete if it's too much.

It's almost impressive how obviously the article itself is so blatantly written by a hypersexual male desperate for his degeneracy to be cool, hip, and kweer. He describes getting his jollies off to "suggestive artwork" from "queer furries and independent, female-friendly smut illustrators as "eroticism follow[ing [...] when intimacy emerges," a "natural" embracing of "the parts of ourselves that drive us to connect, to engage, to play, and to make love with each other."

I ask, why dress up jerking off to furry art when you're literally citing such touching, intimate, female-oriented "art" as this:

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He even has the gall to describe this specific piece as explicitly "female friendly":

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I'm not a prude by any means but it just reeks of desperation to validate his JO material. Men use porn almost 10 times more than women do at any life stage and women who do tend to watch it only with their partners, but even for the women who do consume porn, porn for women does not tend to look like this, not even porn aimed at lesbians. It's pretty well known that the venn diagram of what gets women off usually does not overlap much with what gets men off, and it's why the vast majority of erotica (and fanfic) is written by/for a female audience. Anyways, I digress.

As the cherry on top he writes about how totally gay his heterosexual "yearning" is for a video game character, with such enlightening lines as "Her dominant, monstrous presence is irresistible to a lesbian such as myself" and "My We-Vibe Wish doesn’t rumble when I play as Reyna, but when I hear her voice lines in-game, my thighs quiver just like when I played Fall Guys."
 
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Huh, I thought that Andrea Long Chu was the most morally compromised troonoid to publish nauseating wank-fic disguised a pretentious essays about feelings, but this Valens fellow has him beat.
These men are so obsessed with their boners that they think their masturbation habits are not only newsworthy, but super important and meaningful. Video games are "inherently erotic" and "queer" to them because fucking everything is.
If a troon drinks water then expect a Tweet about how water is queer and erotic and sexy and being colonized by the white cis hets.
 
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Creepy tranny Chelsea Manning grandstands and whines about some journo. Said journo replies.
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Kevin is very angry about this and replies like a true lady.
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Kevin and his ilk really need to stop going around with their whole "curb stomp" this and "curb stomp" that. They all use it all the time, and I'm not even sure if they even know what it really means. "Curb stomping" isn't just like, having a lil' tussle or even kicking someone while they are down. It's extremely violent, and if done as intended often ends in actual death if not severe damage.

I could see maybe Penny or Jarrod being the only one of them to actually curb stomp someone because I see them as perhaps having the psycho streak one must possess to do an act like that. Kevin, who claims here he has never been in a fight, ever, is saying that making someone get on the ground, bite the curb, then having a boot the back of their head so it basically crushes their skull in half from the teeth back is "beautiful"? Forget doing it to someone, if Kevin ever even saw that happen to someone in person he would likely be traumatized, and never shut up about it. I once saw it almost happen IRL and I still think about it. He sounds so absolutely ridiculous.

This dude is scared of fireworks and thunder. Have we ever even seen him shoot a gun? But sure, he wants journos he doesn't politically agree with American History X'ed in front of him as he and his trannie sisters laugh and dance in the blood. His "grr I'm angwy. You won't like me when I'm angwy" act is so laughable and pathetic.
 
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