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The dog thing gets even worse in context because it involves a child-bride hiding a puppy from her "husband" (piss be upon him) by putting it under the bed:
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Protistology
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Always was. Behave like a clown, get laughed at like a clown.
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I would say no. Not by itself. Too drearily usual these days.
Unless it's to an unusual degree or a cover for something LULzier.
Such as witches laying hexes on the Taliban. That sort of thing.
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Ask A and H and they'll tell you yes. Remember half this forum is disenfranchised republicans who want to vent about the new liberal way of life.
RazorBackBacon
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Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?
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As Chris Chan is in prison, you need me as lolcow? Just think of me as: liked the goth girls, did not fit in with the wicca crowd unless i changed. I won't change, i got my kicks another way in another sub culture... but i won't go in detail that much as my daughter reads on this forum too.
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LULz.
But there's no one you could be fucking that is LULzy enough for KF, unless it's your mother.
And unlike Barb Chandler, she better be hot.
We're jaded now.
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Imagine some witch figuring out the same thing and starting to make amulets out of pork jerky. That would be hillarious to see.
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Imagine the cringe you would feel if you learned that even your mom goes to KF these days.
fuzzyrodent85
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I feel more bad for the kid whose mom is going to be a redditor tbh.
You already are crazy.
URINE?!?!
"He's such a dad"
Just say you have no father figure and leave.
Especially not when you talk about it to your coworkers.
I hope she gets far away from you.
I feel like a tranny wrote this while jacking off.
I took the quiz and this is what I got:
Whatever shall I do?!? A random nobody on uquiz doesn't like me! Time to cry myself to sleep.
Hmmm. . . Can we see your artist portfolio?
She looks like Doris from the Shrek movies.
We can all tell you're running out of ideas.
No.
I would hate to be that therapist.
Lmao imagine a discord server being the sole reason for you to stop practicing your religion.
That stare. . .
Why would you do that to your own sister?!?!
Urine.
If those are your favorite, I'd hate to see your least favorite.
How could you be a witch for 40 years and not know about semen scrying? I knew about it from being on the farms for a few weeks.
Lesbian flag but male pronouns.
If you dislike incels you shouldn't be a sex worker, they're all that they deal with by definition.
Those daughters are going to turn out to be trannies and will get their tiddies cut off I'm calling it right now.
Probably use it for drug tests.
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Christ, I read through that Reddit abortion post... poor kid. I hope to God they never find out. And they accused their partner of fucking raping them. Holy fuck, how much crack do you have to do to be like this?
And for the person talking about how Ares was like a great daddy or whatever. Ares wasn't the god of war in a positive way, He was mad slaughter, and pretty shit at it. Athena represented tactical warfare. Mars, while linked with Ares is considerably better both at the whole war thing, but also has the secondary role as a deity of agriculture, so if you're just picking deities like goddamn Pokemon, why not pick the objectively better one?
I feel bad for actual pagans. Like imagine dedicating yourselves to these gods, following their rituals, and then a bunch of chucklefucks start shitting up everything you worship for a stupid Tumblr LARP.
Sleazy Car Salesman
Believe me when I say that I will take your money
True & Honest Fan
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Hobos are fae beings now.
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Bumping with a thift store's TikToks
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You'd think witches would have figured out a weight loss spell by now
Druveer
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Diabeties is magic resistant.
RazorBackBacon
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Something something beauty standards something something patriarchy something something Venus of Villendorf.
Druveer
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That's rich considering all of the are Karens.
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Maybe witchcraft just turns you into a fat, ugly hag. Or an ugly bastard if you're a warlock.