Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[Fannyscum]

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Someone was kind enough to point out that Gator was making an idiot of himself with the bachelor party thing, softening the blow with a peace offering of some weeb shit. Gator responds with some more delusion, saying he's going to pay a visit to the crack shack to pick up all his fanmail.

 

[Keranu]

You'd think Gator, being a human soundboard and pop culture consoomer would know that Vegas of all places is where the ill prepared go to marry....

Surely he's seen this, or this?

Lets not forget that Ralph has already been married, and you can tell that was a high end affair - you know when he invited a young girl from overseas whom he had only met a few times in person to marry him. A lot of planning clearly went into getting Ethan the finest of non-matching, non-wedding attire. At least Nora bought something approximating a dress, Ralph looks like he got his shirt from the dressing room on Maury Povich.
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Hey Noruh, Imma need to stand on your toes in our wedding photos. DO I LOOK FIVE ONE YOU PAKI BITCH

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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Someone was kind enough to point out that Gator was making an idiot of himself with the bachelor party thing, softening the blow with a peace offering of some weeb shit. Gator responds with some more delusion, saying he's going to pay a visit to the crack shack to pick up all his fanmail.

I wonder how long they've been sitting there, and how long they sat there until he told Gator about them. It took him fucking weeks to mail a hat people paid for, why would he mail you shit for free Gator?

Do you fucking understand yet?! This is how much you matter to him!

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

Is gator so pathetic that he is going to travel 100s of miles to pick up (likely spam) mail addressed to him instead of just having Ralph mail it?
And to try and disguise it as a "visit" as if they're a couple of buds hanging out. Sad.

I would bet that Ralph mentioned the mail, vaguely suggesting he could have his horse ship it, and gator saying "don't worry about it, I'll just grab it next time i find myself in Virginia," just so he could have the faintest excuse to visit his master in person. And while the gunt cringes at the thought of gator being around, he is relieved that he won't have to put in the enormous effort of telling pantsu to drop off the packages on her way to work.

 

[GuntN7]

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Gator responds with some more delusion, saying he's going to pay a visit to the crack shack to pick up all his fanmail.

Let me predict the people who donated stuff to gator... Kioskman and Cody Baier? It could be a gift from @MeltyTW from all the honking he has done to locate him in Virginia, the eldest fag needs some anime.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Someone was kind enough to point out that Gator was making an idiot of himself with the bachelor party thing, softening the blow with a peace offering of some weeb shit. Gator responds with some more delusion, saying he's going to pay a visit to the crack shack to pick up all his fanmail.

I'm going to send him one of those self-recording glitter bomb traps. I'll get your dox yet Gator!!!

 

[twozero]

Gator responds with some more delusion, saying he's going to pay a visit to the crack shack to pick up all his fanmail.

What if Gator is also scared of Ralph getting his address and dox? We can expect he’s paying the pennies via PayPal, which wouldn’t be the worst to use fake info with.

Gator knows more than anyone how much of a vengeful piggy Ralph can be.

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

Off the pills hot take here, but I'd actually bet Gator has been invited or not otherwise turned away from all these recent irl shindigs but instead has refused them after getting burned on the Knoxville thing- See, they were all beyond reproach during that time but now with hindsight and poor optics being what they are I'd bet Shannon is now treating Jim's comments about "irl" as God's life handbook even in spite of wanting to attend. Basically; last time got him made fun of, "oh shit I'll be like the guy who is impervious to being made fun of even if I desperately want to go ;~;" Same spineless mentality as the people who say "never meet your heroes."

 

[Rootbeer]

Off the pills hot take here, but I'd actually bet Gator has been invited or not otherwise turned away from all these recent irl shindigs but instead has refused them after getting burned on the Knoxville thing

Why can't it be both?

I think it's actually prudent of Gator to not go to IRL things because nothing good can possibly come out of it, especially if he's trying to get a normal job (I still think he's lying about college and if anything is just the eternal student; the eldest student if you will).

At the same time I fully believe Gunt and Dick, even being the complete degens that they are, are completely off-put by Gator's demeanor and don't invite him to anything. He's the awkward dude who just kinda hangs around your friend group but doesn't belong. Gator belongs at an anime convention, not at a party. If he weren't such a lying cunt I'd have sympathy for him.

 

[SocialDislocationAuto]

Why can't it be both?

I think it's actually prudent of Gator to not go to IRL things because nothing good can possibly come out of it, especially if he's trying to get a normal job (I still think he's lying about college and if anything is just the eternal student; the eldest student if you will).

At the same time I fully believe Gunt and Dick, even being the complete degens that they are, are completely off-put by Gator's demeanor and don't invite him to anything. He's the awkward dude who just kinda hangs around your friend group but doesn't belong. Gator belongs at an anime convention, not at a party. If he weren't such a lying cunt I'd have sympathy for him.

Gunt is shameless or at least blind socially otherwise the deluge of shit on him largely wouldn't exist- Diddler Dax leaves up shit of him paling around with lolicons and the cuties shit; neither are the type to spurn company or content especially in the face of paid whores and both have more to worry about with their constantly putting their feet in their mouths when Gator is just a fucking bore by and large. Gator not partaking is prudent, yeah- I just think it's because he lacks a personality of his own, Knoxville if memory serves took place circa spring semester and managed that and I recall his talking about his CS studies at the time so I don't buy the school excuse either- Just his company strike me as such social sluts I couldn't see them laying down "the law" regarding attendance.

 

[GaryGrey]

Even KillAllPedos gave Gator a little shout out for being the most pathetic fag.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm going to send him one of those self-recording glitter bomb traps. I'll get your dox yet Gator!!!
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Surely it would be possible to attached some sort of GPS device to a package sent to Ralph's PO Box as a present for Gator...

Maybe I've already done it Shannon, better rip apart all of your presents just in case.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Anytime I'm having a rough go at life, be it work sucking or relationship issues, I'm sure we can all take solace in the fact that we could be drug addicted apes with no form of alphabet (not even numerals) and that would still be better than being gator.

 

[LurkTrawl]

There's no reason for Gator to not show up to irl events seeing as he's already revealed what he looked like (after removing a hideously embarrassing luchador mask from his greasy moon-face) at Knoxville, and as far as his company being shameless, you'd be leaving out that they may be shameless but they do care about appearances and status. Having Gator around is equivalent to having a piss-soaked autismo retard following you around - sure you might pity the guy but it's an embarrassment to be seen with him.

And as always this is before even getting into what he probably smells like and looks like in person, let alone what having to deal with him for more than three hours at a time must be like. Nah, I'm going on him not being invited and not pushing the issue for fear of rejection long, long before I'll give this wall-eyed retard the benefit of the doubt and say that he might be smart enough to avoid something like letting people know what he looks like.

You know, that thing he already did because he's a piss-soaked autismo retard of the kind who'd go to a live event in a luchador mask.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nobody wants to be Gator, nobody wants to be associated with Gator, and nobody wants to dox Gator.

 

[veri]

Nobody wants to be Gator, nobody wants to be associated with Gator, and nobody wants to dox Gator.

if gator was unconscious in the street with $100k in hand no one would come up and take it.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

if gator was unconscious in the street with $100k in hand no one would come up and take it.

The stench would be far too much for even the grossest hobo to bear.

 

[Jazz never died!]

Let me get this straight: @Arm Pit Cream is banned but still angrily refreshing the Kiwifarms chat, while Gator is seethe-sharing APC's screenshots on Twitter, to "prove" @RickestRickCriminal is the one seething and definitely not him who was uninvited from Las Vegas.

What an incredible amount of autism

@Arm Pit Cream was entertaining. Gator is just boring who is hated by his internet daddies. If he was entertaining Metokur would say nothing but praise about him, and Ralph would of invited him to the orgy.

 

[GuntN7]

gator, y'all good?

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[SargonF00t]

Maybe Gator has put on a heap of weight since Knoxville and doesn't want people to see this and mock him for it?