Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[rubytintedchix]

Still behind on the thread but don’t think this is here… lol
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Spoiler: Natural

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Lmao, period undies being advertised under Jack is fitting because he’s permanently on his man period and has the PMS to go along with it.

 

[StraightShooter2]

New PCLM video on Buttery Balsamic Wings:

 

[Joycondrift]

Windy City Pizza, Hendersonville, TN - PIZZA WARS

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This episode jack looks like he dipped in Garretts stash. Looking a little china-eyed.

Or the more likely scenario:
I remember he had pink eye one episode and in fairly certain he recorded some home remedy for it for his show. Was this from around then?

Which means this asshole went and hung out with a bunch of people while having a contagious disease. Which seems par for the course for conservatives.

 

[Aaway]

Windy City Pizza, Hendersonville, TN - PIZZA WARS

Get the JAKATAK app FREE for iPhone/iPad: https://goo.gl/WeupOLFREE for Android Phones/Tablets: https://goo.gl/gjuEXvBuy Jack's sauces at: http://TheBestSauc...

youtu.be

This episode jack looks like he dipped in Garretts stash. Looking a little china-eyed.

Or the more likely scenario:
I remember he had pink eye one episode and in fairly certain he recorded some home remedy for it for his show. Was this from around then?

Which means this asshole went and hung out with a bunch of people while having a contagious disease. Which seems par for the course for conservatives.

oh you mean this gem. looks like that video was uploaded just a few weeks after jack decided to put pepper into his eye instead of seeing a doctor. check out the green piggy in the back! i bet that thing's buried somewhere in jack's garage under a pile of "as seen on TV" junk

also, gotta love when jr accuses his black friend of stealing all his fries in that JOTG video

 

[Chorton]

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."



EDIT: Inserted better photo of Rob's brisket.

 

[buttvomit]

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."

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god damn rob knows how to cook a brisket

 

[desudesu]

oh you mean this gem. looks like that video was uploaded just a few weeks after jack decided to put pepper into his eye instead of seeing a doctor. check out the green piggy in the back! i bet that thing's buried somewhere in jack's garage under a pile of "as seen on TV" junk

also, gotta love when jr accuses his black friend of stealing all his fries in that JOTG video

A "cooking show" whereby an obese man shows off his disgusting infected eye to the audience and applies fucking cayenne pepper in it.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

oh you mean this gem. looks like that video was uploaded just a few weeks after jack decided to put pepper into his eye instead of seeing a doctor. check out the green piggy in the back! i bet that thing's buried somewhere in jack's garage under a pile of "as seen on TV" junk

also, gotta love when jr accuses his black friend of stealing all his fries in that JOTG video

One way to get conjunctivitis is to have hand to eye contamination of, how shall I put this, shit. Who knows, maybe the pig didn't wash his hands after taking a dump. Rate me Islamic content all you want, you know he's gotta roll like that.

 

[DX10]

One way to get conjunctivitis is to have hand to eye contamination of, how shall I put this, shit. Who knows, maybe the pig didn't wash his hands after taking a dump. Rate me Islamic content all you want, you know he's gotta roll like that.

Or raw meat...

 

[OnlinePresents]

oh you mean this gem. looks like that video was uploaded just a few weeks after jack decided to put pepper into his eye instead of seeing a doctor. check out the green piggy in the back! i bet that thing's buried somewhere in jack's garage under a pile of "as seen on TV" junk

also, gotta love when jr accuses his black friend of stealing all his fries in that JOTG video

When he said "it's about 50% better" I fucking died.

 

[AnOminous]

Whenever he does this I always think of his delusions of who he is and his worship of the boomer ideals of masculinity portrayed by media. He builds this identity of being a mans man who loves football, is the man of the house, is a BBQ pit-master, the bread winner, movie critic and all around man of God.

He's definitely a man's man. There's nothing this man likes more than sticking his tongue out to the full extension it can possibly reach to unhinge his jaw like a snake and gargle down man meat from a manly man.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

A "cooking show" whereby an obese man shows off his disgusting infected eye to the audience and applies fucking cayenne pepper in it.

The worst part is his stingy red conjunctivitis eye is still more appetizing and less pink than his wet brine buttermilk chicken video. what a disgusting piece of shit.

 

[Aaway]

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."

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i really don't know how he didn't completely lose it when saying the part about how a lot of people stuff, inject, and wrap their brisket

 

[rubytintedchix]

The worst part is his stingy red conjunctivitis eye is still more appetizing and less pink than his wet brine buttermilk chicken video. what a disgusting piece of shit.

I bet he still cooks with that spoon in his kitchen after it coming in contact with his diseased eye.

Edit: he did not use the spoon pictured in the thumbnail in the video. He must have ripped off that image from somewhere.

 

[Fatty2988]

oh you mean this gem. looks like that video was uploaded just a few weeks after jack decided to put pepper into his eye instead of seeing a doctor. check out the green piggy in the back! i bet that thing's buried somewhere in jack's garage under a pile of "as seen on TV" junk

also, gotta love when jr accuses his black friend of stealing all his fries in that JOTG video

I genuinely think that Jack is retarded.

 

[Tiresome]

Rob just seems like a thoroughly unassuming and pleasant guy in his videos, which is intentionally or unintentionally yet another perfect jab at Jack.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

I genuinely think that Jack is retarded.

Yes it is probably not far away in purely medical terms . I think his IQ is like 80 or so.

 

[BigTsBull]

Jack Scalfani in two years, getting the house ready for sale. So Tammy can take him to that “farm” they’ve been dreaming about.

 

[Super Hans]

Jack Scalfani in two years, getting the house ready for sale. So Tammy can take him to that “farm” they’ve been dreaming about.

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Jack 'works' an hour a week, and that lazy fuck still has Tammy pay for a house cleaner. The only reason he'd pick up a sponge is if he mistakes it for a block of cheese.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

maybe even whip her with the dead arm if he's feeling particularly spicy that evening

I legitimately laughed out loud reading this.

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."

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I lost it at the part where he emphasized he had never made a brisket before.

Rob you are a fucking legend.