If your son asked for a sonic video game, what would you do?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

If your son asked for a sonic video game, what would you do? What is the correct response to such a request?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Get him to play the first three games on the Genesis, tell him those are the only good ones and to stay away from anyone trying to push him further into the fandom, they’re bad people

 

[Helvetica]

that depends on which Sonic game. for all the shit surrounding the franchise, some of the games are pretty fun

if it's one of the good games, i'd say sure. if it's a shitty one i would say no.

i'd also make sure to block DeviantArt on any computer he uses

 

[OpenBASED]

Depends,
If it's the original trilogy & Knuckles or Mania, I'd definitely buy it for him.
Adventure 1&2 would be a maybe.

Anything else is a hard NO!

And if he starts talking about "OC DONUT STEELS", I'll going to take him out behind the house and blow his head off with a double barrel shotgun with a tear in my eye, because there's no cure for Sonic fans.

i'd also make sure to block DeviantArt on any computer he uses

Wouldn't you do that anyway? I mean it IS the responsible thing to do.

 

[Helvetica]

Wouldn't you do that anyway? I mean it IS the responsible thing to do.

yeah, probably. him asking for a Sonic game would definitely make me do it sooner than i may have otherwise though. depends

 

[Vingle]

I would give him up for abortion, no son of mine is going to succumb to the spastic blue hedgehog!

 

[MediocreMilt]

idk, probably get him classic trilogy and Adventure 2: Battle tbh

I also played a pretty neat one on Game Boy Advance. I forget if it was an original title or a port but it was pretty fun tbh

 

[TroonsDid911]

I would let him play every game then force him to play pokemon as well in the hopes he will create some sort of pokemon/sonic abomination OC and them tell him to post his fantasy stories on the internet for everyone to read.

Maybe, just maybe, he could one day make the farms.

 

[Cum Laudely]

Make sure you only like these games as a kid and not as an adult because your moms pussy is mine not yours.

 

[DerKryptid]

I'd buy him the game then enroll him in the special needs program

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Showed him Chris, then looked into the camera and said "SONIC - NOT EVEN ONCE".

 

[Angry Canadian]

There's no good answer. If he's autistic and I get it for him, he'll turn out fucked up. If he's autistic and I don't get it for him, he'll either fixate on Sonic and meltdown 24/7 until he gets his sonic, or he'll fixate on something else that'll inevitably lead to him being fucked up.

If he's normal, and I get it for him; he'll have fun for a few hours. If he's normal and I don't get it for him, he'll be a moody little shit and tell me he hates me, which is pretty autistic.

So I guess the right answer is; don't get him the game the first time he asks, and if he acts normal about not getting the game, wait for his birthday and get him the game. Otherwise, don't buy the game at all.

 

[OpenBASED]

Disregard my previous answer.
I'll give him a copy of Metroid Prime and tell him it's Sonic.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

I'll give him Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric for the Wii U so he'll never want to touch another Sonic game ever again.

 

[MrTroll]

I'd give him porn instead.

 

[Tookie]

dick him down

 

[Damien Thorne]

I would buy him an original vintage Sega Genesis and the first three games. I also would include Mortal Kombat II in there, because that was my jam when I was a boy myself.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Holy shit, I have a son now!

 

[Takodachi]

id call him a furry faggot and disown him

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Get them Sanic 06 so just like me they never touch that fucking shit again in their lives