Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

The only way Jack and his friends could be higher risk for COVID would be to survive past 80, which they're not going to do.

 

[Adamska]

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."

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Besides that zinger, I noted that he followed guides on how to properly cook a brisket given that he followed the similar steps to that one guide Jack used to use before he found it too tedious. He also pointed out that he only got a small one, which is a double diss.

It's one diss because Jack would never get a small brisket since he'd want to eat ALL the brisket meat, while Rob really only needs a bit since 2.5 pounds is a decent batch of brisket for yourself and any others that day.

The other diss however is only realized when he mentions he should get a bigger smoker since he expressed interest in cooking a bigger one since his came out so well. This is mocking Jack's tendency to overcrowd the cooking surface, which always makes things cook unevenly.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Fatty is still angry about not getting ice cream (like the toddler we know he is) at the drive thru.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

What kills me is even then...EVEN THEN...if that's your one meal for the day it's still not the end of the world. The sodium and fat are ridiculous but people survived worse. What kills me is we all know Jack pigged down the whole pan in one sitting. It's just so incredibly wasteful. It reminds me of those Nobles in the Middle Ages and Renaissance who would devour piles of food at their feasts, then purge so they could shove more food in their cake holes. Disgusting.

Well someone who has had two strokes doesn’t need that much salt. A normal person could eat that much sodium once and no biggie. Jack on the other hand, aside from his strokes, is fat. There’s no doubt in my mind he has hypertension, and he’s the kind of fat that carries it in the abdomen which is bad, because fat will pad the chest/ heart. Double bad.

not sure why he’s only stuck in keto mode when plain calorie counting would work, I guess it is just his stupidity?

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Fatty is still angry about not getting ice cream (like the toddler we know he is) at the drive thru.

Those machines are fairly sensitive. If you don't use them properly you can contaminate the vanilla mixture with a flavor and once its contaminated the only way to fix it is to break down the machine and clean it out. A very long and messy process.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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Fatty is still angry about not getting ice cream (like the toddler we know he is) at the drive thru.

"BIG GOVERNMENT BAD!"

"PLEASE INVESTIGATE ICE CREAM MACHINE, GOVERNMENT!"

I know that's not necessarily what he's saying here...but it's Jack. He's thinking and praying for it.

 

[desudesu]

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."

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Not going to lie, watching Rob's cooking videos puts me in a calm mood. Maybe its his nice storytelling tone. I actually chuckled when I saw Rob using some other seasoning on the brisket instead of the Jack Seasoning.

It is definitely a jab at the fat man because having a brisket video right after Jack's abomination isn't a coincidence. Shame Charles didn't exactly go the way of Rob.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

"BIG GOVERNMENT BAD!"

"PLEASE INVESTIGATE ICE CREAM MACHINE, GOVERNMENT!"

I know that's not necessarily what he's saying here...but it's Jack. He's thinking and praying for it.

Mushbrain just wants to be able to laugh at somebody else's misfortune because so many people laugh at him.

 

[Tleilaxian]

Mushbrain just wants to be able to laugh at somebody else's misfortune because so many people laugh at him.

He actually just wants ice cream...

 

[Anstiv]

Based Rob coming out with a brisket video after Jack posted photos of his abomination:

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"Lots of people put on all sorts of rubs, inject them with things, coat them with things, stuff them with things... I decided to keep mine simple."

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Really love the Rob food videos, unironically. Went and made shrimp and bell peppers the other day lol (no onions, fuck onions).

Rob if you're reading this, if you do a video like this again, align yourself to the righ or left side of the frame so you take up 1/3 of the frame, that way you can have the photos you edit in take up the other 2/3rds of the frame, as opposed to here where a photo only takes up 1/3rd of the frame, and you have an empty 1/3rd of space to the right of your body.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Almost caught up y’all- took a few weeks off this thread and had a lot to read.. lol

Saw this comment on his Lazy Man’s Cheesy KETO Chicken Casserole video:

I know it’s obvious he steals recipes and this comment is probably a troll- he obviously has no shame or thinks people believe he creates the recipes.
But rewatching his garbage stew video makes me realize he probably really doesn’t have a fucking clue on where to start if he had to make his own recipe. That could have actually been an interesting video to give people ideas for cleaning out the fridge/pantry. He’s just such a mixture of lazy and incompetent that he put no thought into any kind of flavor profile.

* OT- I think Rob is also trolling by actually sitting down with a plate to enjoy his meal instead of eating out of the pan with his fingers. Or maybe that’s just what a normal person does.

 

[Pig Cups]

Not going to lie, watching Rob's cooking videos puts me in a calm mood. Maybe its his nice storytelling tone.

Rob gives off some Bob Ross-like vibes in the videos I’ve seen of him. New ASMR?

 

[Tiresome]

He actually just wants ice cream...

Fatty is still angry about not getting ice cream (like the toddler we know he is) at the drive thru.

And it's unbelievable he threw a complete tantrum over not getting thickened milk at Mickey D's when there's a Baskin, Sonic, Dairy Queen and Culver's all within his own goddamn town. Hell, there's even a couple of paleterias. Expand your horizons like you did your waistband you white trash moron.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

And it's unbelievable he threw a complete tantrum over not getting thickened milk at Mickey D's when there's a Baskin, Sonic, Dairy Queen and Culver's all within his own goddamn town. Hell, there's even a couple of paleterias. Expand your horizons like you did your waistband you white trash moron.

Or hell, why not drive into Nashville and check out all these nice looking ice cream chains and local businesses with high ratings!

nashville ice cream - Google Search

But of course, Jack would be terrified of the...urban...fellow in front of him asking for a sample and call the police on him.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

This monstrosity should be illegal

Edit: his total inability to evenly season things never gets less infuriating

 

[introman]

This monstrosity should be illegal

Edit: his total inability to evenly season things never gets less infuriating

Uploaded archived version.

This video is peak Scalfani as he butchers a brisket with his self-admitted "Bad arm", and that's only 6 minutes in the video. This is a horror thriller in food preparation.

Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jack Daniels Brisket - ZGRILL REVIEW(480P)​

 

[DontEatThat]

This monstrosity should be illegal

Edit: his total inability to evenly season things never gets less infuriating

Watching this has doubled my cholesterol and gave me sodium poisoning. Ill be calling my doctor now.

Its also funny noticing that he reads here because of subtle changes he makes like changing his shirt. We make fun of him for wearing the grimace so he switches it to the watermelon. However he does not fix the fucking tilt on his camera stand/

 

[Kermit Jizz]

This monstrosity should be illegal

Edit: his total inability to evenly season things never gets less infuriating

What is with Jack's intro lately? Seems like it always drops at an awkward time, nearly cutting him off. In this video he even followed up the intro with a "But-". It's like he isn't planning this shit whatsoever and just slaps the intro mid sentence.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Junior's become one of those people who think fishing pics will make people think he's macho...and nope.

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Uploaded archived version.

This video is peak Scalfani as he butchers a brisket with his self-admitted "Bad arm", and that's only 6 minutes in the video. This is a horror thriller in food preparation.

Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Jack Daniels Brisket - ZGRILL REVIEW(480P)​

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He just fucking throws seasonings here and there and calls it good enough. He does the bare minimum as always, and the ending product is close to aborted fetus.