The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[A Grey Cat]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch cable tv debut.
View attachment 2504964
The intended comedy: 0/10
Laughing at the Tranchers: 10/10 as always

If this wasn't hosted by the same woman who called the 45th presidents daughter a "feckless cunt " I'd swear someone made this to mock the tranch, poes law or secret troll in the msm?


Also Kevin hates westerns huh? Just when I think I can't hate him anymore than I already do he finds a new way.

 

[stupid frog]

I'm genuinely surprised some of those lambs are still alive.

Haven't docked their tails though, do they even know they have to do that? They're dumb fucks so I assume it's because of that and not out of maliciousness (towards the lambs themselves, they'd dock Earl in a heartbeat).

I think the footage is a few months old. I remember there was an "official" looking camera crew there, and people were guessing it was probably Vice.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I think the footage is a few months old. I remember there was an "official" looking camera crew there, and people were guessing it was probably Vice.

I think the footage is about four months old. I remember posts here documenting the tranchers talking about how a film crew came to talk to them, but I can't find them anymore.

One option would be trying to match the vegetation to a specific season, but they're on a plain and the ranch itself is so barren I have no idea what I'm looking at there.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It was filmed sometime after the alpacas were sheared. Warm day, they're all wearing short sleeves. Clouds going over, possible monsoonal moisture?

 

[A Grey Cat]

the kid the kid the kid the kid

There were other infamous outlaws 8n the old west but I'm sure everyone involved with the production hasn't cracked a history book since 8th grade.

 

[Crex Crex]

Won't they wean those fucking lambs already

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

2 months:

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

@The Elusive Earl So uh when are you going to attack them next so they can finally rake in that dosh?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch cable tv debut.
View attachment 2504964
The intended comedy: 0/10
Laughing at the Tranchers: 10/10 as always

I hope Samantha Bee is stoned to death before I die, and I can watch it online.

 

[gorilla homo]

Tweet

lol

 

[TERF ISLAND]

I hope Samantha Bee is stoned to death before I die, and I can watch it online.

Literally every single comedian that came up under The Daily Show with Jon Stewart can fucking die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. That includes Colbert these days. He was incredible on the Colbert Report but he's just turned into a woke retard like the rest of them. Noah, Bee, Colbert, Oliver, the rest of them who already had their shows canceled, all need to just kill themselves already. They don't do comedy, they do woke masturbation for canned laughter.

It's a shame too, because Stewart was actually incredibly good about calling everybody on their bullshit. It didn't matter what political affiliation you had, if he saw something, he would call it out. It seems like none of his proteges learned the fact that to be a truly great comedian, you cannot be agendaposting, you must be the kid in the back of the class making fun of whoever is presenting.

 

[Just A Butt]

all you weirdos calling for death of tv people who you will never meet need to calm the fuck down.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

all you weirdos calling for death of tv people who you will never meet need to calm the fuck down.

Inshallah we will stone you too

 

[The Elusive Earl]

@The Elusive Earl So uh when are you going to attack them next so they can finally rake in that dosh?

Next time Kev-Kev dialates.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Next time Kev-Kev dialates.

Gonna be a long long wait, I reckon. Do you have any kids or grandkids to inherit this sacred crusade?

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Gonna be a long long wait, I reckon. Do you have any kids or grandkids to inherit this sacred crusade?

I've been busy recruiting for my reformed Colorado Chadiban.

 

[Iron Hamster]

View attachment 2510264
Tweet

lol

Well that can't be good for business.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Have they revealed what this “donation” they’re picking up even is? It looks like they’re bringing the livestock trailer….. think it’s more animals that they can’t take care of? I’d love if they got a horse to patrol their border, it could kick off the “Kevin gets permanent brain damage when he tries to sniff the horse’s ass and it stomps his skull” saga.

 

[Neko GF]

Philip's turning 41 soon:

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1434236471251062786 (Archive)

>"This has been a harrowing year and I'm glad I made it through".

A long year of grifting off a laughable hoax that only the most braindead Twitter lefties, troons and TRAs would fall for. That and having to put with the shitty conditions of his ranch, that are a result of the fact that him and Bonnie don't know what they 're doing.

Also, Philip hasn't access to his meds:

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1434234045672554496 (Archive)

>"Trying to run a ranch with unmedicated ADHD has been a fucking nightmare challenge".

Is it as hard as running one without a business plan or any form of income outside of e-begging?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Won't they wean those fucking lambs already

they weren't weaned untill they were 9 years old so the lambs wont be weaned till then either.