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JimiHendrix said:
it's why i've been here for 11 long years.....

you just gotta wait till he plays a game you're familiar with and this is the result. you see how easy phil coulda made money if he had just marketed himself as "boomer plays video games badly"?
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It was like this with me watching him play Donkey Kong Country 2, one of my favorite games. I can usually laugh at his fails, but that playthrough was legit making me MOTI.
 
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Do any of y’all know about my man Apostle David E Taylor? He REALLY reminds me of DSP, to the point where I think he dethroned LTG for the title of “Black DSP” in my book. For those who don’t know, David Taylor is an extremely narcissistic (even by his professions standards) televangelist and alleged cult leader most famous for his embarrassing performance during a filmed deposition. His primary claim is that he is an ambassador to Christ Himself.

There is one channel on YouTube I’ve found that clips his content, and it’s been a really great watch:

https://youtu.be/4ww5D51t7XY
 
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I usually don't waste my time with this creature, but I had to screencap this. Christ almighty hahahahaha

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Surly Muppet said:
I just want to point out regarding Phil's recent claims that Kat has been working her ass off to help make ends meet...

1. As far as we know, Kat works part time in retail. She isn't working her ass off by any metric.
2. If Kat has been contributing to bills, than, mathematically, Phil has been feigning distress even harder than usual, and there is no excuse for a late mortgage payment.

She's useless, Phil. And if she isn't, then you're an even bigger scammer.
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If the Burnell Paradise was actually in danger of losing all their money, I wouldn't blame Kat for it. And I don't mean that in a "Phil is the provider of the family" way. I mean someone's habit of dumping thousands of dollars into the toilet.
Just weird how Phil can preach how much of a hard-worker his wife is with a straight face while he's taking "their" money and...well, not putting it towards that fateful zoo visit they've "always wanted".
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I bet phil is the kind of retard that would delete sys32 if convinced.
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but Phil isn't that stupid.

Someone would tell him he needs to delete sys32 to make his computer run faster and he'd say "Uh, obviously I already did that to my tower and my laptop. I used to build PCs you know. Tuh-hu-huh" while using his PC. He's not that stupid, he's stupider.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Ask what he's doing for her birthday and get met with an onslaught of insults. Fucking obnoxious man. No wonder why he has no friends.
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He is trying to bait tips, and is lashing out when people ask about Sunday without a nice tip attached. He keeps mentioning it so some spacker will tip with a msg like ''Hey Phil, here is a $50 tip to get something nice for Khets birthday'', which will then be spent on doordash if Phil doesnt want to walk to the freezer and put some microwave crap into the microwave, or even a sweaty j-peg

Then the birthady girl will have the honor of Chaperoning a hungover Phil to his favorite restraunt for her birthday then be trying to ignore him back in the Snort Fort when Phil is Pre Stream ranting about the trolls on twitter, and how Jeff Bezos is responsible for Phil not being able to afford taking her to the Zoo
 
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