DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Forbidden Math]

I usually don't waste my time with this creature, but I had to screencap this. Christ almighty hahahahaha

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"moderator" is an interesting way to spell "cuck" or "simp" but I suppose it's a regional difference.

 

[Shabobus]

Phil finally made a positive change to the stream and removed his prestream songs.

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil finally made a positive change to the stream and removed his prestream songs.

All of them? So now it's just silence?

 

[Shabobus]

All of them? So now it's just silence?

He probably just fucked up the autoplay. So his chat is sitting in dead silence.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Here's your answer to the ultimate question: "Will Phil ever give back to his fans?"

 

[FalsePositive]

How old is he again?

He's looking more and more like a CNN filter with each passing day.

 

[Fragarach]

Stream is just a dead silent slideshow, been gone for like 20 mins. Why does a guy who plays video games a few hours a day need take so many breaks?

 

[Dashi112]

all hail Mr Bean ( Rowan Atkinson, not Phil)

 

[myone]

Here's your answer to the ultimate question: "Will Phil ever give back to his fans?"

Oh, I haven't seen that clip yet. Amazing how the idea of "investing in his business" is so alien to Phil that he considers it laughable.

 

[memes_kill]

Phil just said in his notta-rant he used to have "between 400 and 600" "normal, paying subscribers" back on Twitch.
Let's do the math, with the help of TwitchTracker.

Just some context:

Spoiler

TwitchTracker's "Gifted" column seems to denote the number of subs that were gifted, not the in the addition of subs.
For example, January 2021 had 727 Subs.
If you add up the numbers for that month (excluding Gifted), you get 173+ 540 + 11 + 3 = 727
More proof for this can be found by looking at December 2018, when Phil had 599 Tier 3 subs. Those were all gifted. (Emerald7? I forget)

Anyway, back to the illegal math at hand...
Total Subs for the month of January 2021 was 727.
Subtract Prime Subs (173) and Gifted (423) from the total and we are left with 131 people who subbed to his Twitch, with their own money, on that month.

March: 211, Feb: 136, Jan: 131, etc.
I don't know where he's getting this "400-600".

Also, as for why he has moments when he had 900 or w/e subs, those were on carryover Subs from the previous month that had not yet expired. You buy a sub on March 31st, it counts as an "active" sub until the end of April. All the while, you have not bought a sub for the month of April.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Here's your answer to the ultimate question: "Will Phil ever give back to his fans?"

So good. He doesn't even consider the idea that members could stay subbed and pay off long term. NPR gives away ipads and shit during membership drives because they know a tiny investment up front can bring in lifetime subscribers. Big Brained Business Degree Adult coming through

 

[Iron Hamster]

Everyday we have had to hear:
Guys, it's my wife's birthday Sunday *bam bam ba bummmm* so I will be taking the day off!

Ask what he's doing for her birthday and get met with an onslaught of insults. Fucking obnoxious man. No wonder why he has no friends.

Did he berate himself like he does everyone else that brings her up as it's none of their business even though he makes it their business by mentioning it?

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phil must be an alien.
Cutting vegetables and storing them in a refrigerator unit doesn't help. You should eat them too - that's the point! Most likely, he saw an advertisement on a terrestrial remote vision station where a woman filled one of this units to show the storage capacity. My point is, he looks bloated and decades older today (usually like 50, today ~70).
I caught the frame where he almost exploded like a sausage. I wonder what's underneath the human skin.

"omae wa mo shindeiru"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I always heard Phil had a big ego but goddamn him reading out this list is hilarious every single emote has his face on it.

 

[Hogan of the South]

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How old is he again

old enough to be not begging for scratch on the internet.

 

[Shes at the Jim's]

Here's your answer to the ultimate question: "Will Phil ever give back to his fans?"

That video reminds me of this gem

 

[Fapcop]

Ask what he's doing for her birthday and get met with an onslaught of insults. Fucking obnoxious man. No wonder why he has no friends.

Social isolation/hermit Phil strikes again!

Phil has spent so much time without human contact, he doesn’t realize that it’s a perfectly normal question, and someone asking what you’re doing for your wife’s birthday (that HE brought up) is just making small talk, and isn’t a troll planning a drive by.

Stuff like this is why my most common feels towards Phil isn’t anger or disgust but pity.

If Khat wasn’t there (which she probably rarely is), and he didn’t have his streams, Phil would just autistically rock back and forth talking to himself.

 

[FaXmachine]

He just conned people with that nazi hat and switching to that other one lol. What a cunt.

 

[Fapcop]

That video reminds me of this gem

A 10/10 video.

Featuring heavy doses of autism, a giveaway like only Scrooge or Phil could pull it off, and Panda’s disbelief at Phil’s idiocy.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Post prestream update:

Total tip: $50

Swagneto($20) and TrillOne817 ($25) accounts for 90% of total tips

Membership (250/260)

With another Karl joining member, Phil is now talking to chat about adding an old emote from Twitch with the new slot, chat calling him lazy

Chat is overflown with Karls