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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
I have to question Phil's mental age an hour after I had already done it. The fuck is he pulling this Clockwork Orange shit?
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Phil has an IQ in the 80ies, and mentally he’s stuck in his late teens 16-18 years old.

(When it comes to think like sex it’s more like 12-14 years old. Ma’ and Pa’ Burnell did a real number on him there!)

And I’m entirely serious, it’s not a mocking post or trying to make phun of Phil.

Just go back to the earliest videos of him we have, where you see the exact same language, phrases, movements, etc.

This is a man who hasn’t developed mentally for over two decades. At some level I think he’s aware of it, which is why he’s always emphasized how mahture and ahdult he is.
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
You can almost see the gears in his head grind to a complete stop as he tries to comprehend the idea of spending his money on someone else.
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You see the same thing when he puts on the Bison hat, bitches about it, and sits and stares for what seems like forever, trying to think of a solution.

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The gears in his head crank pretty fucking slow!
 
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Fapcop said:
Phil has an IQ in the 80ies, and mentally he’s stuck in his late teens 16-18 years old.

(When it comes to think like sex it’s more like 12-14 years old. Ma’ and Pa’ Burnell did a real number on him there!)

And I’m entirely serious, it’s not a mocking post or trying to make phun of Phil.

Just go back to the earliest videos of him we have, where you see the exact same language, phrases, movements, etc.

This is a man who hasn’t developed mentally for over two decades. At some level I think he’s aware of it, which is why he’s always emphasized how mahture and ahdult he is.
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Unless people are specifically answering a question or allegation you can usually assume the opposite is true when they feel the need to tell you how mature/ahnest/intelligent they are. Same is true if they, unprompted, assure you of the fact that they're super straight, not a pedo etc etc
 
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The Penultimate Warrior said:
I'm not watching the stream but let me take a wild guess, this Trill person isn't in chat and has never contributed before?
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Don't know about in chat, but they have tipped before. That said, 817 is a north Texas area code. Swagginz is from Texas. I'll go ahead and say that Swagginz is carrying the stream himself because it's just past the first of the month, and he has nothing better to spend his money on because he, like so many others in Phil's whale group, is a lonely loser too.
 
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The Wicked Mitch said:
Unless people are specifically answering a question or allegation you can usually assume the opposite is true when they feel the need to tell you how mature/ahnest/intelligent they are. Same is true if they, unprompted, assure you of the fact that they're super straight, not a pedo etc etc
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Have we ever had a stream where Phil doesn’t bring up hahnesty/maturity/intelligence?

I don’t think so.
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Make of that what you will.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
GREAT clip. I challenge anyone to explain this clip to someone that doesn't know who DSP is. Like, where do you even begin?
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I'm replying to myself because that clip is so good.

You would have to answer and explain:
-The purpose of the hats.
-The choice of the hats. Why does he have a nazi hat? And why does he have a baseball cap with platinum hair tips?
-Is he aware that he looks absolutely retarded in those outfits?
-Did this professional videogame streamer seriously consider playing a survival horror game with no sound?
-Why wouldn't the nazi hat be eligible for the Street Fighter stream?
-Why can't he make an exception?
-Why is he even mentioning the trolls? What did they do in this situation?
-Why is he so toxic?
-Why did he behave so contentiously when he decided to play with headphones?
-Why is he wearing those awful glasses?
-And who watches this stream? What kind of people watch this unironically?
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
Phil must be an alien.
Cutting vegetables and storing them in a refrigerator unit doesn't help. You should eat them too - that's the point! Most likely, he saw an advertisement on a terrestrial remote vision station where a woman filled one of this units to show the storage capacity. My point is, he looks bloated and decades older today (usually like 50, today ~70).
I caught the frame where he almost exploded like a sausage. I wonder what's underneath the human skin.
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"omae wa mo shindeiru"

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It’s sorta like a Venom symbiotic, only composed of bacon grease, high fructose corn syrup and uric acid
 
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