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Yes, because he has to.
His mind is unable to cope with the reality of being Ralph so it needs to create all these delusions to protect itself.
Trashfire #Killstream / Dick Show Crossover: Las Vegas, September 2nd - September 5th
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His mind is unable to cope with the reality of being Ralph so it needs to create all these delusions to protect itself.
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So Ralph has apparently been telling people in e-mails that this is a Killstream-exclusive thing going on in Las Vegas. He's also sent out "reserve your spot in Las Vegas, I know you're gonna' be there!" e-mails to some e-celebs who aren't showing up, and he is purportedly unhappy that people didn't drop their entire lives to show up and help him make a few bucks to pay for his lawyer for the revenge porn case. He apparently threw a hissy fit or two with said e-celebs when they said they couldn't make it.
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God I hope someone leaks the DM’s or video of him chimping out.
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I do as well, but the source for this includes Rackets, who confirmed that Ralph is pushing this off as a Killstream-exclusive event, and two others from Ralph's Discord who said that he was chimping out. Rackets won't leak his DMs but I'm hoping the other two can give me a bit more.
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There is something very hilarious to me about Ralph asking Rackets, probably on extremely short notice to just fuck off to Vegas to be a retard with him and his horse bride. Probably not even considering what that means for Rackets’ wife and their 14 or whatever children. Let alone Rackets own nightly grift.
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Rackets told him he wasn't available this weekend because he's going on a camping trip with the family for the holiday. I have no confirmation that Ralph chimped out about this decision but it would not surprise me. There was nothing in Rackets' tone to determine if it happened or not.
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Just curious, did Ethan wait until it was really close to the trip date to invite people?
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"Reserve your spot?" What does that even mean? Did they book a space and actually plan an event? I thought this whole thing was just a glorified vacation and not necessarily anything else.
Shit, even Shannon was making the claim this isn't a bachelor party and was just lads clowning around on the town in Sin City.
If this is Ralph's attempt at a road rage style gathering, he really dropped the ball.
Like what the fuck were his intentions with all of this? What a retard.
EDIT: on second read through, i get the impression that it's just him trying to get people to show up and hang out with him to generate content? Still absolutely a mess, I'd expect nothing less from the piglet
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Which e-celebs did he try this shit on? And how tf is Ralph gonna host an authentic Killstream event with no Gator?
Apologies to Ralph finally a standard he applies equally to people he sees as above equal and beneath him, thinking that people can upend their lives to fly out to and mess with fight or greet him personally last minute, I thought that was just something he used to feel big against alogs
Edit everyone except gaytor, even we're now unironically above him in ks preference, we're just dabbing on him with ralph in Vegas partying it up
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I hope Gator wasn't forced to sell of his anime figure collection to reserve his spot. I certainly hope that the rich Ralphamale would be nice and reserve a seat for his humble servant.
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Reserve what? This stupid gunted hobbit is making his little Vegas trip sound like such a big deal, nobody of significance will show up, piggie. Did you send that email to Tucker Carlson and Lady Maga too you sperg.
Wouldn't a week to two of notice required for a "big event" so attendees can make arrangements? Not everyone lives on the Internet, pig. People have jobs, family, hobbies... like, like real shit, stuff everyone with a life would have. "I know you're gonna be there" instead of "look forward to seeing you there" is such a retarded egotistical manifestation. You're not a big shot, you're some unknown Wigger trash whose only relevancy is his existence for us to make fun of.
Just curious, is a ballpit included?
Would be hilarious if he did. He'd be the type to expect someone leave their wife, their pet bull, and 31 multicultural children for some drinks with a drunken 5'1'' worthless fat hick.
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We should start a betting pool on how long it takes, and who will pee in the ballpit.
Idk if it's ever been pointed out to ralph but especially since it's his wedding I feel the need to explain this, you may sweat more with underwear but it also absorbs more rather than leave you with rancid sweat. I don't even think it makes you sweat more with how thin and breathable they are
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Almost threw up in my fucking mouth reading this, I just realized Ethan probably has horribly shit-stained underwear and swamp-ass.
He doesn't wear underwear
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Imagine the crotch rot.
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I dont think he could even if he wanted to. The circumference of the waistband would have to be like 7 feet. Otherwise he would have to configure them underneath the gunt, and i dont understand the geometry of that. Custom tailoring would probably be needed.
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