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I know someone that started watching the Down The Rabbit Hole videos, and we briefly talked about DSP, but was far more interested in the Empress Theresa stuff.
The thing with Phil is, that he’s an acquired taste.

He’s so boring, that the only people interested in him as a lolcow, are people who followed him for years, because all the interesting sagas are far and few between.

Unlike the craziness and crack-like milk of a lolcow like Chris-chan, Phil the lolcow delivers pretty stale, sour milk at first glance. He’s a 40 year old failure of a streamer who constantly begs.

You gotta have a specific taste to go “Ohoho! Look at that bankruptcy saga! Can you taste the delusion in those rants? Exquisite!”

Most importantly, Phil is such a shit human being, that he’s hard to enjoy unless you’re the most detached of autism-watchers.
 
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It is unfathomable how fucking uncomfortable he just got because of TITS.

Grow some balls, Philbert, please.
There are tits on screen and he's looking away. He is a literal faggot.
I'm looking forward to his playthrough on the next FF7 remake chapter. Pigroach squirmed like crazy whenever Tifa was on-screen.
 
Guy with no technical skill, charm, talent, or know-how points his camera at his tv and drinks while playing video games and somehow he becomes successful enough to live off handicapped fans for 10+ years?

...and that's why he lives in the past - cause back then that's all you needed to be successful on Youtube as a content creator. If Youtube and its audience had the standards back then that they have now, Phil never would have gotten noticed by anyone. Phil can't accept the fact that standards have improved because he knows that he's too incompetent and lazy to try and reach those standards. That's why he whines about Youtube needing to revert its algorithms to cater solely to new game release playthroughs/streams, cause that's the only value he's ever had as a content creator.
 
Anyone know any Costco cashiers working in the Seattle area of Washington state? May be the only person Phil knows outside his house.
This is why I assume Phil doesn't even go out on his days "off" beyond the necessary stuff like haircuts, doctors, etc... We'd hear stories from someone that's seen Phil and Catherine.
 
The thing with Phil is, that he’s an acquired taste.

He’s so boring, that the only people interested in him as a lolcow, are people who followed him for years, because all the interesting sagas are far and few between.

Unlike the craziness and crack-like milk of a lolcow like Chris-chan, Phil the lolcow delivers pretty stale, sour milk at first glance. He’s a 40 year old failure of a streamer who constantly begs.

You gotta have a specific taste to go “Ohoho! Look at that bankruptcy saga! Can you taste the delusion in those rants? Exquisite!”

Most importantly, Phil is such a shit human being, that he’s hard to enjoy unless you’re the most detached of autism-watchers.
To me, Phil is off-putting mainly because of his shitty attitude being enabled by his legion of retards.

Any normal person who doesn't understand lolcows would watch Phil's stream and go: "What the fuck is this? Why is this guy insulting his fans? Why is he banning everyone? And why are the people being insulted and banned showering him with money? I... What...".

It's just really bizarre if you look at it as a normal, well-adjusted, non-kiwi-farmer human being.

But that's why it's so fascinating to degenerates like ourselves. It's like watching gore or disturbing content. It's horrible, but some people can't look away.

Also, this adds to the hilarity of Phil thinking that he has any chance to grow his channel. No one new can feel interested in joining the Snortsphere, unless they are absolute degenerates like LonelyCoffee.

By the way, the only times I genuinely have fun watching Phil are when I see the desperation of a manchild thinking that he'll have to face consequence for his actions. It's always great to watch Phil rationalize the fact that his ship keeps sinking, that every fan of his is either retarded or hates him, that he's a joke to everyone, etc etc.

But when he is comfortable and smug, god, he's the most boring lolcow ever.
 
Anyone know any Costco cashiers working in the Seattle area of Washington state? May be the only person Phil knows outside his house.
They probably see so many middle-aged manchild looking dudes that phil is just another drop in the bucket. I think most people in retail jobs are too young or too old to know about phil.
EDIT: Speaking of Skinwalker Phil, does anyone have that video of him and Panda in a restaurant? We are Phil walking and he just moves in such an unnatural way. Like you would if you only had this body for a few weeks and you’re still getting used to having two legs and two arms.
I don't know where it is, but I know exactly what you're talking about. He was wearing a black leather jacket and was staring down at his food while walking back to the table. He had that look on his face like he was stranded in a ghetto somewhere.
 

WTF he got SO uncomfortable and started babbling saying nonsense like this being like saw, he can see a variable frame rate thats a hybrid frame rate as soon as female breasts appeared on the screen, he couldn't even look in the direction of his TV.

I don't think he's repressing any homosexual feelings I think he's just mentally regressing to a child who thinks girls are icky and have cooties...kinda fte the rest of this personalit.
Roomtemp IQ, even lower emotional intelligence, & developmentaly disabled to a severe & crippling degree, yes.

Also, clinically & irreversably insane. And plummeting deeper into it by the day as everything, inside & out, atrophies. Yes.

But also, that nigga is gay. He is sexually attracted to men. He wants to get plowed so bad he can't fucking stand it. And he can't accomodate it because see above, plus an additional textbook's worth of additional fucking reasons And as he ages, it only gets worse.

The kind of disproportionate blinding rage responses he has, all the time, to fucking everything, is all at an intensity that can only be born from a terminal virgin &/or absolute closet case.

And these protracted, migrainecringe-inducing retard theatrics he decided to start staging a couple of years ago in response to pixelated displays of any/all intimacy are but another drop in the ocean of reasons that I'm not wrong.

He's a five-alarm flamer, bro. Fire in the fuckin hole.

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As we all know, "The Guy" reads shit posted here, so; to silence his pondering on why membership may go down and also to answer things stated here in regards to membership on YT.
You can not opt out of auto-renew, the reason it says "renew subscription" is that I'm restarting my subscription to memology, to show how it looks when you try to join a channel you've never been a member of, let's use some random channel noone cares about. (no, that doesn't mean I'm joining random channel, I just used it as an example as to how it looks)
Yes, I do pay with SEKs as often as I can...
P.S. you have to be a streamer to get the ability to get "superchats", "membership" and "super thanks" D.S.

I'm sure some of this is redundant shit already posted, but, here it is again - in that case.

Edit, forgot to show how it looks on "the inside" so I added another image.
 

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Here's this mornings rants, mainly posting them because of the thumbnails which were so easy to make. Thanks for the black screen rant DSP.

Bounus: Here's the template. Go nuts.
That is of course, operating under the assumption that everyone would automatically drop their subs down to the lowest level. Just look at LTG and the different membership level he has. Phil has the business acumen of a turnip. His degree isn't worth the frame it is sitting in.
 
Damn, did he really eliminate nazi hat from poll after it won? WHAT A FUCKIN SCAMMER!
And instead went for the "if Aaron Carter got clean and hit the buffet and gin." look. I swear, that hat makes him look like a 90's boy band reject that fell onto hard times, but got clean after many years of rehab, but still think he's hot shit.
 
As we all know, "The Guy" reads shit posted here, so; to silence his pondering on why membership may go down and also to answer things stated here in regards to membership on YT.
You can not opt out of auto-renew, the reason it says "renew subscription" is that I'm restarting my subscription to memology, to show how it looks when you try to join a channel you've never been a member of, let's use some random channel noone cares about. (no, that doesn't mean I'm joining random channel, I just used it as an example as to how it looks)
Yes, I do pay with SEKs as often as I can...
P.S. you have to be a streamer to get the ability to get "superchats", "membership" and "super thanks" D.S.

I'm sure some of this is redundant shit already posted, but, here it is again - in that case.

Edit, forgot to show how it looks on "the inside" so I added another image.
DSP may be conflating with how Twitch handles things where paid subscriptions had a check box for auto renew or not. He might not know that auto renew isn't an option on YouTube.
 
I don't even need to play the games to know he is wrong. However, when he starts talking taxes, business, or the economy then I know how wrong he is about shit. I should probably play a game before he does and try to compare if he is worse with video games or taxes/business/economy with his takes though :thinking:
If you aren't just LARPing as an accountant, then I have honest advice for you, stop following the vortex and focus on your CPA exams or other accreditations. Orbiting PPB is bad for your brain, IMO, and I found my 10 key skills diminished after orbiting the sad sack.
 
Voting for the nazi hat is now a troll activity...

DSP doesn't live in reality.

And he was so proud of it just before he put it on for the very first time, strongly hinting at the fact that it's his favorite hat and Khet *thumbs the door* agrees with him! Amazing how the Hate Army Hauptsturmführer hat went through the same arc as the platinum vest. And they're such a great combo when paired up, that gay space nazi look encapsulates what a clown he is.
 
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