US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Apparently the Satanic Temple is trying to appeal this abortion crap as well. Arguing that due to their religion, they should be allowed to give their practitioners access to abortion pills. I wonder if they'll come out against mandatory vaccinations as well or just continue to be idiotic SJW Larpers.

Side note, the bill has exceptions for Rape victims. Y'all arguing about it is a mute point.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
Waiting for someone with more Photoshopping skills than I to add a "r" to "tooning". It'd be too perfect.
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Probably need more words for the post. Box select everything after the T, copy and paste a bit to the right to create a gap. Then copy and paste the "r" from trailer into the gap. Use the same white color as the background to paint over anything that shouldn't be there.
 
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rotten apple said:
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Probably need more words for the post. Box select everything after the T, copy and paste a bit to the right to create a gap. Then copy and paste the "r" from trailer into the gap. Use the same white color as the background to paint over anything that shouldn't be there.
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Probably easier just to use Chrome dev tools.
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Delta Integrale said:
I hope this isn't going be another one of those Q-larping horseshit. I don't know why these guys can't shut the fuck up until they have all the receipts.
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Roger Stone did this all the time in 2016. Posobeic seems to get leaks a few hours early. But his catholicsperging and pillow shilling undermines his message.
 
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Absolutego said:
I hate how they can't even assign blame correctly. The Supreme Court literally did nothing, the Texan legislature did. It's like they think the job of the Supreme Court is to intervene any time a red state does something they don't like. They are completely incapable of thinking below the national level.
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Going back to the 2nd amendment comparison, there are hundreds of unconstitutional gun laws that the Supreme Court refuses to rule on every year. So, in other words, how do you cunts like it when it's about the fetus yeetus? Sucks, hunh?
 
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gaystoner said:
bitch has been SILENT for like 2 weeks. Dead silent. Actually when was the last time she gave any sort of press conference besides that little clip laughing about afghanistan?
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She's been sitting in a noise isolating room screaming like Goku asking Moloch to give her energy while 50 Haitian kids get adrenochrome extracted from their bodies and pumped into hers. But more seriously it would be fucking hysterical if their pet puppet cackling witch ended up exposing conspiracies to the public like Pizzagate, 9/11, etc with ironclad proof just to spite Biden and TPTB. Would make for one hell of a season finale.
 
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Cuckoman said:
Remember just a year ago, during the primaries, and everyone was going on about his gaffes and that his brain was cooked?

I encourage you, go back a year or so and look at him in the debates in the primaries. He had energy, could stand up, could be mostly coherent for an hour or two infront of the cameras. He mostly remembered events and names of people.

Contrast this to now. He fades within 5-10 minutes, his speech is slurry, he almost always struggle to remember the names of people he meet with daily for updates. He constantly loses track of his thought process.

In 2020, we thought the decline from 2016 to 2020 was yuge.
the decline from 2020 to 2021 is orders of magnitude worse.
There is no fucking way he can last even a single year imho.
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Hope no one did this already and I just missed it... Can't get the video under ~180mb without having to resort to VHS grade retro resolutions, so I ripped the audio and trimmed all the dead air off the beginning and the end. Gets the length down to 0:47:32 and under 50 megs in Ogg Vorbis. Attached it to this post.

PS -- If anyone is ever stumped on wrangling audio, especially if its in ancient or proprietary formats, ping me, I can probably help, even if it requires specialty hardware to read.
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Delta Integrale said:
Then it'll just be back to the argument over what is defined as the start of life. They have a fundamental belief that fetuses are not alive. This goes into extremes with some of them clamoring for rights to do it in second and third trimesters. So in their minds there's no dissonance with having the position of MBMC with abortions but also wanting vaccine mandates.
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Why don't they just use contraceptives? Is it really that hard to take the minimum of precautions?
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ime black women are also heavily pressured by the men to not use the condom, as apparently it doesn't feel as good for the men. Threatening to leave them, "Shakita will do it without it, guess I'll just leave you and go with her," etc. etc.
 
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ChefKiss said:
every dime worth of minerals
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speaking of alleged mineral claims, exactly how solid and how actionable are those claims
I've heard there's a gajillion dollars of monies in triilithilum or whatever but I also heard how Trump lost the election and how Florida is waist deep in dead bodies since we all died from coof because of "DeathSantis"
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apparently it doesn't feel as good for the men.
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I don't know what the fuck anatomy you have but yes, although this might come as a shock, wrapping your junk in a bike tire tube doesn't feel so great.
 
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What I've learned about abortion according to the internet:
There are only two sides and no middle ground.
One side wants abortion made so illegal even using "abor" at the beginning of a word is banned. (On a side note Arbor day will have to be canceled forever).
The other side wants abortion so legal that all fetuses/children within 50 meters of a woman may be tossed into a blender at any moment for any reason. (Age of the abortion procedure ranging from "freshly blown load" all the way to "old enough to run away screaming".)
Its almost like twitter and facebook is a terrible place to get understanding of morally grey problems and to gauge what should and should not be made into laws.

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Abortion and the pro-choice side really lost the plot when they started to WORSHIP abortion and make celebrating TikToks and the like of it. It's fucking creepy man, and probably started the eventual backlash against it.

All they had to do was not make it weird, but they decided to make liberal politics their new religion, and it shows. Ostrasize and shun the heretics to your beliefs, worship your liberal idols and practices, and fight for your side to flourish, even at the cost of everything.

It has become a cult, through and through.
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The "pro abortion attitude" is what I hate most about this topic. I find it disgusting and abominable the glee people have for abortion.
No one should be proud or happy to have an abortion nor should it be "celebrated". Leaving legality or ethics aside, it's a horrible mentally/emotionally scarring thing to happen and should be treated with the same level of seriousness that you would losing a limb or getting a cancer diagnosis. People that have it done or consider having it done need to come to terms with it and go though some sort of grief process. Trying to convince people that they should be happy if not proud is repulsive and downright evil.
I'm not saying that women who get abortions should be forced to walk with a starlet "A" for abortion in public, but at least acknowledge that it is something negative and not to be desired.
 
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gaystoner said:
bitch has been SILENT for like 2 weeks. Dead silent. Actually when was the last time she gave any sort of press conference besides that little clip laughing about afghanistan?
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As Gehenna had pointed out, Kamala doesn't have the charisma to build her own power base, but let's pretend she does. After all, even shitty players still have to make moves. Based on her trips abroad, I'm thinking she's trying to build from the State Department peeps to get ready for her move to get rid of Biden. The conflict in the Executive branch is between State and Defense trying to assign each other blame. Once she has enough support, she can 25th Biden out on the mandate that she'll fix Afghanistan and clean out the DoD with her own appointees. Perhaps she'll oust Biden by focusing on DOCTOR Jill and saying she's behind him all along and has no business controlling the president. The only way to avoid resigning in disgrace is to backstab her way to the top.

That being said, I don't think such a plan would work for her because, well, Kamala is a terrible figurehead. Thus, no matter how many dicks she sucks, her word just isn't worth that much. Her people are just as mediocre as Biden's people and allegedly treats them poorly, so she can't employ them sufficiently. As an aside, Newsom will probably be recalled because of Harris cancelling her appearance on his behalf, which implies that he has nothing to offer her, and thus, no interest in cheating on his behalf.
 
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Titos said:
She's been sitting in a noise isolating room screaming like Goku asking Moloch to give her energy while 50 Haitian kids get adrenochrome extracted from their bodies and pumped into hers. But more seriously it would be fucking hysterical if their pet puppet cackling witch ended up exposing conspiracies to the public like Pizzagate, 9/11, etc with ironclad proof just to spite Biden and TPTB. Would make for one hell of a season finale.
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idk maybe Joe and Jill told her to STFU, sit in the back and let them do the talking. So she's doing exactly that. @Drag-on Knight 91873 is right, she's sending out feelers and making deals.

If shit's as bad as I suspect, she may be getting ready to resign, citing Joe being unfit and Jill propping him up and running the show a la Nancy Reagan.. That would not only make her look like she had nothing to do with the bungled withdrawal, she could maybe run for Senate again. It would a great power move and destroy what shred of credibility Joe has at this point.

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