Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

I honestly think that Jack keeps buying grills because his cooking abominations destroy them so he has to keep buying a new one after he destroys each one.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

The stock photo of the breadwinner. Nice touch with the bottle of condensated backwash front and center there

 

[captkrisma]

If he’s so mad watching his own videos back, why does he even make them? And it’s not like these were the first videos we watched either. Typically we watch the three videos he released that week then watch viewer requests/throwbacks which means he’d have to watch at least 45 minutes to an hour into our video to find it and flag it.

He's not mad at watching his own videos, he's mad at you making fun of his own videos.

Narcissists notoriously can not take any kind of criticism, and especially hate negative feedback. Why do you think Jack disabled the like/dislike bar? In his mind there is an image of what he perceives to be and anything contrary to that image is crippling (moreso than his two strokes).

Jack lies about not being familiar with PCLM because that would mean admitting to listening to those who criticize him. Jack for all intents and purpose watched the entire stream to mark the exact timestamp.

The best part of this is that Jack won't quit until he's subpoenaed for court. I can even bet money that he only redid the one kitchen appliance video because a judge ordered it and Tammy saw a very real threat to their wallets should Jack continue down that path.

 

[ZipDisk]

Most likely Jack never cleans the grills and they rot. I don't think he even COULD clean a cooker, even if he wanted to.

 

[desudesu]

I’m going to theorize that Senior gave them away to some neo-Nazis to create a neo-gas chamber.

Now it’s fitting for page 1488 of this incredible Cooking with Jack thread.

 

[captkrisma]

Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

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Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

Don't fall for this, Junior is trying to convince us that he likes girls, which we know to be false.

 

[StraightShooter2]

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It shows in the “Content used” section what he banhammered. Left in 8/9/10 so you can see what triggered him for those.

Edit: I used up my one invite today to send to Lazy Man. He’ll be joining us shortly-ish?

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

 

[desudesu]

The stock photo of the breadwinner. Nice touch with the bottle of condensated backwash front and center there

Ironic she can let her manbaby husband spend so much on his chef LARP but yet can’t spend on a proper corporate headshot photo shoot.

 

[rubytintedchix]

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

Retarded egg cracking technique is on display in this video.

Jack thinks he can bully smaller channels because he has more subscribers, unfortunately for him, half of those subscribers are either dead or fake accounts.

 

[Scented Candle]

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

I haven't seen this one in a minute, classic Jack blaming the product for his fuckups.
But is it just me or do his older videos actually look like they're in higher quality than his newest ones? Clearly his new ones have more pixels but this looks a lot more crisp and less greasy.

Also did he really shoot early JoTG episodes using an iPod nano? What might arguably be the worst camera ever put into an electronic device.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

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Jr projecting because Brianna wore lip gloss that one time.

Honestly only fuck bois judge a girlfriend on looks alone.

What does this even mean? What is he even referring to? Where did it come from? Idk if I'm being retarded or Jr is.

It's worth mentioning that Jack has used other people's clips in his videos (such as the informercial clips his product review videos):

And as mentioned before, he doesn't seem to be copyright striking any of the larger channels that have criticized his videos, so this almost makes me think he knows he's engaging in foul play and just counting on smaller channels not being able to fight back.

It's crazy how much faster he talks in his older videos, much better pacing and editing as well. The mushbrain really has been degenerating.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Funny how the more Jr. desperately wants to "look straight", the gayer he presents himself.

When Mushbrain is your father and a complete raging faggot it's no surprise that Jr would also come out acting gay as fuck.

So I can't remember why he would get angy specifically for the Santa Fe and the Copper Chef Grill mats video too well.

I at least kind of get why he'd hate the gamer food and pizza party vids though. Just expect him to try and claim the newest episode, and actually counter claim and force him to court. Jack is an entitled baby who won't stop until you do.

They all show what a massive cunt he is in real life and not the jovial man of God he likes to LARP as.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I forgot that Jack is taking Jr and Brianna to Vegas but I guess it's happening.

Interesting choice of emoji...and just in time for page 1488. Dat Boi Cali dogwhistling?

I haven't seen this one in a minute, classic Jack blaming the product for his fuckups.
But is it just me or do his older videos actually look like they're in higher quality than his newest ones? Clearly his new ones have more pixels but this looks a lot more crisp and less greasy.

Also did he really shoot early JoTG episodes using an iPod nano? What might arguably be the worst camera ever put into an electronic device.

The California kitchen, despite having that hideous lime green paint, looks like it was easier to setup and light. Hell, that paint is radioactive enough it probably helped his light balance.

I'm betting it also had a flat surface that was level with the kitchen across from it, because the California kitchen didn't look like it was tilting to the side as often.

Jack also had more energy and two functioning arms, of course.

 

[JackIsBlack]

I’m assuming that Jr wrote “guys have trust issues” because a girl may catfish you with some sexy pics then when you meet her in person she ends up looking like Mr. Bean. Doesn’t work in this context at all really.. would have if there was a side by side photo of the scenario I mentioned.

Just to take a stab at Jr because I end up doing that more than I do Sr, but Brianna was pretty cute and weight proportioned when they first met even with the acne development (just a fact of life; whatever). But now I’d reckon that there aren’t many redeeming qualities to her.. we don’t know much about her but she puts out a “basic” or “dull” vibe. You gotta be that way to marry a guy like Jr. also, she put on weight.. so I assume Jr doesn’t cook nor does she probably, like at all.. so they resorted to eating a bunch of greasy fast food, which isn’t a good look financially. Wonder how they scrape by every month or does Tammy legitimately just fund everyone in her immediate family?

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Just to take a stab at Jr because I end up doing that more than I do Sr, but Brianna was pretty cute and weight proportioned when they first met even with the acne development (just a fact of life; whatever). But now I’d reckon that there aren’t many redeeming qualities to her.. we don’t know much about her but she puts out a “basic” or “dull” vibe. You gotta be that way to marry a guy like Jr. also, she put on weight.. so I assume Jr doesn’t cook nor does she probably, like at all.. so they resorted to eating a bunch of greasy fast food, which isn’t a good look financially. Wonder how they scrape by every month or does Tammy legitimately just fund everyone in her immediate family?

Yeah I'd be willing to be generous with the dull thing since she could just hate being on camera but the save the children stuff being the only thing we know about her makes me inclined to say she's as dumb as junior.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

This isn’t going to end well.

Spoiler: Quack

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Well, at least duck can be safely consumed less cooked than chicken or turkey...

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Well, at least duck can be safely consumed less cooked than chicken or turkey...

Jack will finally be able to cook a medium rare bird without anybody laughing

 

[Adamska]

Jack will finally be able to cook a medium rare bird without anybody laughing

This will actually be the one time he overcooks it as a result.