DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Serf 'n' TERF]

A bit of an out of this world theory but on his now avoiding the female form. Maybe Kat is so horrific that he cant even look at the female form cause Kat was so horrifying that any time he sees a naked woman he gets vietnam flashbacks? Rate me optimistic but just maybe.

A little late here, but I happened to see P.P's titty freakout on Friday and it made me think that maybe he acts like this because he doesn't want to give Kat any reason to start looking elsewhere. Perhaps he thinks that if the thought of being with any other woman is so abhorrent that Kat will never leave because it would seem like she is the only woman he will ever want/need.

You have to remember that Kat cheated on her ex with Phil - that's how they met.
If you meet your soulmaid by being the "other man", then how can you ever be sure there won't be a new "other man"?

It wouldn't surprise me if Phil now has that lingering over his head, especially considering how much Kat cheating and being blacked by Jim is discussed on sites that Phil lurks.

 

[Nixxit]

You know, it just occurred to me, but between the topic of Kat' divorcing Phil coming up every so often and Phil's newborn chastity, do you think the two could be related ?

Like, we know Phil often spouts strange ideas about what is or isn't legal, and seems to attach some importance to what he does/calls things publicly (Fundraisers, notably), but could he think that him not acting like a Mormon every time he sees a woman (Or worse, acting like the horny idiot he used to) could play against him in a divorce court or something ?

 

[blahblahblah678]

I mean they’re both functioning retards, just different levels.

Edit: @Nixxit if the marriage wasn’t consummated, it could be grounds for annulment in Catholicism. Phil was raised Catholic but I doubt he’s practicing now since he only worships himself and the almighty dollar.

 

[Rusty_Shackleford3]

I was reading up on maritime flag signalling, and came across this. This just screams "Phil viewer"

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil's ''celebacy'' and aversion to titties and the like is because he doesnt want to get ''cancelled'' for being sexist/racist/ because he is a mature adult right now, he was just a kid when he was in his mid 30's doods

As with everything related to DSP, it comes down to money. That is the driving factor behind all this. Id wager Khet has nothing to do with anything that comes out of Phil's mouth during a stream. It ties in with his virtue signalling on twitter for some clout chasing but if you actually watch dspgaming you wont have to wait long to see the real Phil berating his chat or doing the exact same thing he will rant on his high horse about what others sre doing during one of his pre-streams.

These theories about Phils sex life are are bloody weird. He doesnt have one, his own Wife hates him and he doesnt go outside, except for when his Wife chaperones him to Costco or the local eating establishments on his day off

 

[Fapcop]

It wouldn't surprise me if Phil now has that lingering over his head, especially considering how much Kat cheating and being blacked by Jim is discussed on sites that Phil lurks.

I don't think things are going particularly well between them. Phil may be an 82 IQ smoothbrain, but even he can probably remember Panda acting and behaving in a similar way before she dumped his ass.

Phil’s autistic solution to these fears (and notice how he acts most of the time she’s brought up. That ain’t the reaction of a guy in a happy and secure relationship!) is to be super faithful so she doesn’t leave (“Look at what a great husband I am! Won’t even look at another woman!)

Phil is too much of a tard to understand why Khat could be unhappy. He does everything correct! Doesn’t look at other women! Takes her to a restaurant on his day ahff! What more could a soulmaid want?

Things like: “Having a husband she can be proud of, instead of a dude begging online”, “having a normal social life” (‘Can’t Khat! Trolls might harass us!’) or “taking a vacation once in a while” (‘Sorry Khat! You know I have a schedule!’) are all things that don’t even enter Phil’s very mahture and ahdult head.

Phil's ''celebacy'' and aversion to titties and the like is because he doesnt want to get ''cancelled'' for being sexist/racist/ because he is a mature adult right now, he was just a kid when he was in his mid 30's doods

I’m honestly not sure if Phil is smart enough for this.

Like, one thing is to tweet out copypastas about sexworkers or remember to occasionally say the “right” things about mental illness or Activision. But the next minute Phil is calling people “mentally ill shitheads” and playing the later CoD title.

Besides, now that he’s off Twitch, his “cancellation” worries are somewhat eased. Remember how he used to dunk on Dr. Disrespect for his wrongthink content, and ever since moving to Youtube only ever mentions him as some kind of fellow survivor of Twitch’s abusiveness?

 

[DeeTracktor]

@Fapcop Khet thought Phil was a big time streamer when they got together and agree'd to marry him for the parents dowry that they paid Phil. Was it $4000? This gets over looked to often for my liking. Phil admitted that his parents paid for the wedding and gave him money for it. I think that was part of his Moms 10 year plan for him to sort his fucking life out, and that plan wasnt Phils idea at all. He, like most other things Phil does, agree'd to this plan for the short term money

The reality for Khet that he was a giant man baby who she had to feed, clean up after and chaperone everywhere whilst working shifts at a Supermarket during COVID probably hit her about the same time that she realised he was filing for bankruptcy and paid for everything on credit cards

 

[Iron Father]

I was reading up on maritime flag signalling, and came across this. This just screams "Phil viewer"
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Spot the difference.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

 

[hundredthousand]

I can just imagine Derich getting increasingly spergy as his retard questions to dsp keep going unanswered.

He probably can't sleep at night until Phil says goodbye to him.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Derich would definitely not ask random shit like that, right guys?

Bonus points to DSP for even when it's a minor mistake like this to just deflect and not take responsibility.

I like how DSP doesn't know what "of" means. He doesn't know where the Rock of Gibraltar is and he thought the Leaning Tower of Pisa was in Rome.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Bonus points to DSP for even when it's a minor mistake like this to just deflect and not take responsibility.

Ahhh of course he cant take responsibility. He even said "I don't know who banned him" or "I don't know how he got banned" or some shit.

 

[Penix]

Truly astounding how many times this thread makes a turn towards speculation on how loose Kat's pussy is or Phil's gay tendencies, makes me appreciate all the good boys recapping Phil's antics

On topic: Phil is an unoriginal and lazy faggot and Kat suck dah monkeh peepee hehehe.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Derich would definitely not ask random shit like that, right guys?

Bonus points to DSP for even when it's a minor mistake like this to just deflect and not take responsibility.

Does Derish have some dirt that he is blackmailing DSP with or something..? I get he helps with DSPs image of being positive and inclusive..but the amount of attention he gets from DSP without stealing his mom's credit card is baffling.

 

[Fragarach]

Does Derish have some dirt that he is blackmailing DSP with or something..? I get he helps with DSPs image of being positive and inclusive..but the amount of attention he gets from DSP without stealing his mom's credit card is baffling.

Derich is one of the few unironic fans he has and he's too dim-witted and slow to even pretend to be a troll. Derich is every bit as retarded as he appears on stream chat where he asks Phil the same question 13 times in a row and I think Phil finds some comfort in that retardation.

 

[Fapcop]

@Fapcop Khet thought Phil was a big time streamer when they got together and agree'd to marry him for the parents dowry that they paid Phil. Was it $4000? This gets over looked to often for my liking. Phil admitted that his parents paid for the wedding and gave him money for it. I think that was part of his Moms 10 year plan for him to sort his fucking life out, and that plan wasnt Phils idea at all. He, like most other things Phil does, agree'd to this plan for the short term money

The reality for Khet that he was a giant man baby who she had to feed, clean up after and chaperone everywhere whilst working shifts at a Supermarket during COVID probably hit her about the same time that she realised he was filing for bankruptcy and paid for everything on credit cards

Yup. She thought she was getting a major lifestyle upgrade and a free pass into Twitch royalty. (Which isn’t an unreasonable assumption if you’re a small time streamthot and see the amounts Phil gets every day.)

The lifestyle upgrade then turned out to disappear into thin, gacha air, and big dick Burnell turned out to stream to a few hundred ️ at night who on top mocked her.



On top of that, she isn’t Phil, who has spent a decade in isolation. She knows how pathetic what he does for a living looks like to other people.

She knows she’d be joke of the lunchroom, if anyone knew who she’s married to. “Hey Kat! How were tips last night? You buying wahahahah!”

If Khat is a major bitch to be around at home, I honestly wouldn’t blame her. She thought she got leveled up, but bugged fucking life mechanics dood!

Truly astounding how many times this thread makes a turn towards speculation on how loose Kat's pussy is or Phil's gay tendencies, makes me appreciate all the good boys recapping Phil's antics

On topic: Phil is an unoriginal and lazy faggot and Kat suck dah monkeh peepee hehehe.

Given Phil’s lifestyle, I’d wager that High Hefner in his 90ies got harder erections than him.

It’s not a question IF Khat gets some on the side, but more of a question whether she’s getting blacked and how often.

And Phil isn’t gay, even if he wasn’t basically asexual.

If Phil was gay, he wouldn’t have craddlerobbed Panda, but be the type to go to parks late at night looking for some faceless action once a month.

Any “gay tendencies” is just his inner 16 year old who never matured.

Derich is one of the few unironic fans he has and he's too dim-witted and slow to even pretend to be a troll. Derich is every bit as retarded as he appears on stream chat where he asks Phil the same question 13 times in a row and I think Phil finds some comfort in that retardation.

Derich is the living proof that Phil has unironic fans. If one exists, then there maybe hundreds, right?

He’s basically a little, Asian, Coomer teddy bear that Phil can hug every night to remind him of his legacy, while he cries himself to sleep.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Gonna rate boring ass Khet getting side dick as optimistic. She's boring, ugly, and also now likely overweight. She also seems like the type to have 0 sex drive. Really a perfect match for Phil, she's even a failed streamer. Feel free to meme it up on DSP because it bothers him though, but Khet isn't getting blacked by anyone.

Edit: She's also probably afraid of black people just like DSP. Damn that criminal Tevin.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Gonna rate boring ass Khet getting side dick as optimistic. She's boring, ugly, and also now likely overweight. She also seems like the type to have 0 sex drive. Really a perfect match for Phil, she's even a failed streamer.

From Catherine's streams, she definitely came across as a woman with no interest in men. Maybe it was whatever Jew pills she was on, but I'd bet she's asexual and sees men as walking wallets.

Does Derish have some dirt that he is blackmailing DSP with or something..? I get he helps with DSPs image of being positive and inclusive..but the amount of attention he gets from DSP without stealing his mom's credit card is baffling.

My guess is Phil likes pleasing a few easily manipulated retards to show he's kind to those who never question him in his cult. Like Sidella before he sort of broke from pignosis a year ago.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

If Phil was gay, he wouldn’t have craddlerobbed Panda,

he was just using her as a beard and to larp as REAL MATURE ADULT, same thing with kat. he's definitely gay

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Guys REMEMBER that TODAY is Phil’s DAY AWF because it’s his WIFE’S BIRTHDAY! Don’t ask any questions about what they’re doing because Phil’s WIFE’S BIRTHDAY is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Until the prestream where Phil inevitably starts bragging about all the cool, positive, and mature things the two did but don’t say anything about it or you’re banned. Sound good?