Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
IDK. Nora had common sense, Faith had family that hated Ralph, what does May have to save her?
On the day May gets desperate enough to call Digibro for help, I hope he trolls her into thinking he’s coming to save her — and records the whole thing. Pretty sad that she has no friends who care about her enough to beg her to get away from the Gunt.
 
On the day May gets desperate enough to call Digibro for help, I hope he trolls her into thinking he’s coming to save her — and records the whole thing. Pretty sad that she has no friends who care about her enough to beg her to get away from the Gunt.
Digi, if you're reading this: it'd be far funnier to tell her you're coming then not show up at all, but any time she asks if you've left yet/how long, keep increasing the number.
 
Ralph has screwed himself over via divorce before, as well as paper aborting his son. I can only see this relationship ending with the "sad 'n' trad" equine divorcing him, taking half his wealth, and then forcing him to pay foal support for the next 18 years. Is there any way to know if Ralph is forcing his horse to sign a prenuptial agreement?
Ralph doesn’t make enough that getting lawyers to draft prenups would be worth it. The line items would be great if there was a prenup. Ralph gets to keep Sandras fine China (Chinese paper plates) collection
 
Bold of you all to think Pantsu has the common sense to even leave Ralph.
Bold of you to think it will be her choice to leave him. My money is on Ralph kicking her out— probably with a boot to her heavily pregnant belly — so he can be alone with his sizzurp and porn to seethe over Joshua Moon in isolation.

Even if she were to leave voluntarily, I don’t think it would be common sense that eventually pushes her out the door, just sheer selfishness. He’s not going to make her e-famous and she’s going to be slinging not-tuna salad at Subway for the rest of her life unless she gets out.
 
Bold of you to think it will be her choice to leave him. My money is on Ralph kicking her out— probably with a boot to her heavily pregnant belly — so he can be alone with his sizzurp and porn to seethe over Joshua Moon in isolation.

Even if she were to leave voluntarily, I don’t think it would be common sense that eventually pushes her out the door, just sheer selfishness. He’s not going to make her e-famous and she’s going to be slinging not-tuna salad at Subway for the rest of her life unless she gets out.
IDK, I feel like if Ralph got bored of her he'd try to assemble a harem or something like he tried with Faith.

Why kick a girl out when you can be a "super chad" and add another?

"I fuck TONS of bitches, unlike that broke dick pedo Josh Moon! Christ is king!"
 
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Pantsu and the statue behind them look awfully similar, very difficult to tell them apart from one another
 
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