DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Poo Twister]

I just Googled CM Punk because I didn't know what he looks like because I don't watch Wrestling, I might be a faggot but I'm not gay enough for that. When I saw his picture I immediately burst out laughing, it's obvious that Phil thinks he looks like this guy.

I can just imagine Phil running his hands through his greasy hair and posing it up with a picture of CM Punk hung next to the mirror.

*Edit*
I'm very heavily medicated and made a fuck ton of spelling errors.

 

[Abominacione]

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so, this is how youtube chat works.
totally different from twitch, it doesnt outright tell you youre banned, you can still type and send, and the text shows regularly like all the other chatters' messages.
although the text you just sent will be invisible to others. to know if youre banned you have to f5 and see if message is still there.
the person who designed this is clearly a repressed faggot.

now, im figuring derich asking the same question over and over for an hour, not knowing he's banned, up until the point where he asks philly on twitter what's going on... holy shit I cant even

 

[DukeMorty]

DSP DSP... you are a fukin idiot.

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random guy links a video DSP says the exact same thing when he played the game.

https://twitter.com/dogdennings/status/1434451662308057092

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Yeah this video and countless other times he has said "Wow dood I didnt know that" but then people find clips of him knowing that fact makes me think he has memory issues. On top of that he said last night he confuses words like wife, aunt, and mom is just his brain grouping common words together for reasons, is normal. He might be playing dumb which is unlikely because it makes no sense a narcissistic person would want to look dumb, remeber he is a mature adult with a business degree. The real reasoning is that all his past and present heavy drinking is scrambling his brain.

Not to powerlevel here but I have worked with alcoholics (mostly vets) and have family memebers who are chronic severe alcoholics and this memory lapse is a common sign for heavy drinkers. Overtime, people like this will get worse and worse to the point of dementia like symptoms. Now Phil doesnt look like he is hitting the bottle hard like some patients I had; at most Dave is on functional alcoholic level which is a category for certain alcoholics. But the long years of heavy drinking, mixed in with no exercise nor eating right has probably scrambled his brain enough where he gets these memory lapses. If it isnt the alcohol then its old age catching up to him very quick or he has some brain illness (unlikely but possible). If you are 39 and you are confusing simple words like mom, wife, and aunt for each other, plus you forget things you clearly know then you might have memory issues. Or simple case, Dave is a fucking idiot and cant remember anything like a gold fish.

 

[Fapcop]

I just Googled CM Punk because I didn't know what he looks like because I don't watch Wrestling, I might be a faggot but I'm not gay enough for that. When I saw his picture I immediately burst out laughing, it's obvious that Phil thinks he looks like this guy.

I can just imagine Phil running his hands through his greasy hair and posing it up with a picture of CM Punk hung next to the mirror.

*Edit*
I'm very heavily medicated and made a fuck ton of spelling errors.

This is the guy, lol!

 

[DZoomer]

“Anytime someone trolltipped Phil to ask homo questions, he’s usually super stoic or ironic about it.”
— @Fapcop

He’s this way about a lot of stuff, though, much of it confirmed. You can throw some shit about Champions at him and he’s just as likely to try and defray it with a sarcastic admission as to get pissed. He only has a handful of responses to critique, he’s just not very consistent with which he uses under what circumstances.

Yeah, trying to see patterns in how Phil responds to things that have already been asked multiple times gets you nowhere.

The pattern that does exist is when something is first brought up. Phil's response, when it's true, is to feign ignorance to an extreme level. "HUH? Down From The Rafters!? I have no idea what that is, nuhuh! Seriously, no idea, what is that?"

 

[Poo Twister]

This is the guy, lol!

Lmao!

If only CM Punk had a patchy goatee.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Not to powerlevel here but I have worked with alcoholics (mostly vets) and have family memebers who are chronic severe alcoholics and this memory lapse is a common sign for heavy drinkers.

Memory lapses are also common for people who don't care and never cared. I wouldn't read too much into him forgetting things about video games.

 

[Fapcop]

Yeah, trying to see patterns in how Phil responds to things that have already been asked multiple times gets you nowhere.

The pattern that does exist is when something is first brought up. Phil's response, when it's true, is to feign ignorance to an extreme level. "HUH? Down With the Rafters!? I have no idea what that is, nuhuh! Seriously, no idea, what is that?"

Well yeah, Phil got a million tells when he’s full of shit, that’s true.

The pattern is less clear with other things.

He’s this way about a lot of stuff, though, much of it confirmed. You can throw some shit about Champions at him and he’s just as likely to try and defray it with a sarcastic admission as to get pissed. He only has a handful of responses to critique, he’s just not very consistent with which he uses under what circumstances.

Well yes and no. While it isn’t always clear to establish a 100% pattern, Phil has occasionally responded with long rants and angry LIMB bans at folks bringing up WWE Champions.

He has rarely or never responded to the same way to rumors about being gay.

No “Look guys, there’s a really dumbfuck meme going around that I’m gay”-mass pignosis session on stream.

That’s one of the things that leads me to lean towards “not gay”.

 

[Pargon]

Memory lapses are also common for people who don't care and never cared. I wouldn't read too much into him forgetting things about video games.

Consider also how many games Phil has been handheld through, and then ask yourself whether you better recall something you were shown how to do, or something you taught yourself and did on your own.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Happy Birthday Kat

 

[Freshtodeath]

I beat half life when i was very young. Remember the game where phil couldnt beat it because he didn't know how to crouch jump. I don't remember but I must have learned the crouch jump mechanic in some other game, maybe in duke nukem.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I'm very heavily medicated and made a fuck ton of spelling errors.

Hope you’re doing well, my man.

I’ll bet that tomorrow’s prestream will be Phil talking about how much fun he had with his mum wife while no-life morons tried to derail and develop conspiracy theories about his phasitive day-off. What a bunch of losers ACK ACK ACK ACK

 

[Stationary Tevin]

I beat half life when i was very young. Remember the game where phil couldnt beat it because he didn't know how to crouch jump. I don't remember but I must have learned the crouch jump mechanic in some other game, maybe in duke nukem.

Phil playing any valve related game is just hilarious. If I recall I think he played TF2 last year during Halloween and the first thing he did was pick Pyro and just run at people with the flamethrower, aka w+m1ing. He claimed in the past and probably recently but don't quote me on that one that he loved TF2 and was a huge fan but he plays the game like an absolute fresh installer would and doesn't even know how to change classes. TF2 isn't a game you forget, now matter how long of a break you take if you genuinely enjoy TF2 you don't forget the control scheme, and you definitely don't fucking stream yourself w+m1ing as a Pyro.

 

[FalsePositive]

Phil playing any valve related game is just hilarious. If I recall I think he played TF2 last year during Halloween and the first thing he did was pick Pyro and just run at people with the flamethrower, aka w+m1ing. He claimed in the past and probably recently but don't quote me on that one that he loved TF2 and was a huge fan but he plays the game like an absolute fresh installer would and doesn't even know how to change classes. TF2 isn't a game you forget, now matter how long of a break you take if you genuinely enjoy TF2 you don't forget the control scheme, and you definitely don't fucking stream yourself w+m1ing as a Pyro.

There's this fraudulent chunk of Dark's history where he built PCs, had LAN parties and crushed at FPS games, was a bodybuilder, etc... It's a total lie.

 

[A Money Creature]

been catching up and its only a matter of time until snowkarl is banned. hes becoming toxic

 

[Pargon]

been catching up and its only a matter of time until snowkarl is banned. hes becoming toxic

Snowkarl has discovered the sweetspot for how much he needs to give for Phil to put up with his antics. He only started getting annoyed at Tut and E7 when they stopped whaling and people still paid them more attention than they did Phil. That was what they were missing; they dropped fat stacks but stopped and when the tap is off no one is of any use to Phil, no matter how much they’ve given. SK keeps it up and so Phil won’t ban him even though everyone likes him more than the actual streamer.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Hey Phil, take her to the zoo! I hear retards like the zoo.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

For people that don't follow UFC or WWE

homo play fighting soap opera belt winner vs Real fight record - 0- 2 now 0-1 as the opponent failed a drug test three years later..........

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Phillip Burnell vs Phillip Brooks

 

[Fapcop]

Hey Phil, take her to the zoo! I hear retards like the zoo.

A pig and a horse going to the zoo! Now I’ve seen it all!