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Reposting my favourite fanart to wish KHET a happy birthday!
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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WOAH DOOD! WTF?!?
Detractor squads all over the Seattle area are now rolling out, following your reveal, trying to find and humiliate them before Tevin attempts a drive-by!
NGL: It’d be legit hilarious to see a shaky cam video of Phil and Khat at the Zoo from a distance, interrupted by someone yelling: “THATS DARKSYDE PHIL BURNELL WHO MASTURBATES ONLINE ON HIS STREAM!”
Phil would immediately enter bitch mode and walk towards the exit with his autistic gorilla gait as fast as humanly possible, looking down the entire time.
And then we’d get an hour long rant on stream later, about how his life was literally in danger, and how he had to carry Khat to safety after a crowd of mentally ill trolls surrounded them and tried to rile other zoo guests into killing Phil as a pedophile.
(Complete with wild threats abd rants about how he just spoke to police, and KiwiFarms are DEAD now because they planned it, dood!)
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So Jasper was turned into a newt begathon - Jasper got better.
OMG MAI THUMB! begathon - nein!
Buy ket birthday prizes by becoming a member (I know it makes no sense but what in the DSP-verse does?) - EL NOPE
I need a new PC begathon incoming, it will help his stream you all been asking me to play on PC so I figure if I get a good one that I can play the games you want me to (he won't) and perhaps get on fightcade (Oh fuck no he won't) so hopefully you'll come out and support my PC stre...wait...I have to pay back taxes on the Conn-do...looks like I need a benefit stream thats not a benefit and miracioualy a behind the scene gift of a new pc will come.
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Phail feels nothing for others. He sees Sexual Degenerich as a necessary annoyance.
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Yeah, that probably nails it, like going to a super expensive restaurant just to say absolutely nothing to each other.
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Kat's birthday is the perfect beard for Dark to take the day off and watch his boy CM Punk rassle live on PPV tonight! Only $49.99!
DeeTracktor
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I think you are onto something here
''Khet really loves AEW so I ordered her the PPV for her birthday'' is such a Phil ''Manchild'' Burnell move. It's like buying your Mum a video game which she will never play but you wanted for ages when you are a kid
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They are at the zoo right now. You all underestimate the power Philip has. He got the live cams shut down for their visit!
Live Animal Web Cams - Woodland Park Zoo Seattle WA
Watch animals live from Woodland Park Zoo with the popular Giraffe Cam.
www.zoo.org
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Just learned CM Punk's first name is Philip, and his initials are PB. Maybe that's one of the reasons DSP felt a kinship and based his whole persona off him.
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Kat's birthday. A sick motherfucker on the internet's version of events:
Breakfast at their favorite breakfast spot, most likely iHop, while Dave is on his phone playing WWE Champions and/or stalking the farms - Hi, Dave - trying to drum up support on what we're surmising.
The zoo - hoping that no sick motherfuckers from the internet recognizes him. Look at the animals. Anyone with a shaky phone sparks Phil's extreme paranoia. Kat gallops around the zoo, while Phil waddles with his prized Clydesdale by his side.
Come back to the WAkhando, throw on the AEW PPV, while Kat goes back to her room, plans a meet-up with Tyrone, Jamal, and Kendrick for a little Riley Reid action, and tells Dave that "work called her in as they're short-staff.", Dave pays no mind, as he's too busy watching CM Punk wrassle! Kat comes back late, Dave asks how work was, because Dave hasn't had a real job since that helicopter company, and wouldn't know hard work if it bit him in his pasty ass. Kat goes "Busy.", and heads upstairs. Both Dave and soulmaid go to their separate bedrooms, while Dave hops on WWE Champions, wondering "Where did it all go wrong?"
Overall, it's a average day for Dave and the soulmaid.
Breakfast at their favorite breakfast spot, most likely iHop, while Dave is on his phone playing WWE Champions and/or stalking the farms - Hi, Dave - trying to drum up support on what we're surmising.
The zoo - hoping that no sick motherfuckers from the internet recognizes him. Look at the animals. Anyone with a shaky phone sparks Phil's extreme paranoia. Kat gallops around the zoo, while Phil waddles with his prized Clydesdale by his side.
Come back to the WAkhando, throw on the AEW PPV, while Kat goes back to her room, plans a meet-up with Tyrone, Jamal, and Kendrick for a little Riley Reid action, and tells Dave that "work called her in as they're short-staff.", Dave pays no mind, as he's too busy watching CM Punk wrassle! Kat comes back late, Dave asks how work was, because Dave hasn't had a real job since that helicopter company, and wouldn't know hard work if it bit him in his pasty ass. Kat goes "Busy.", and heads upstairs. Both Dave and soulmaid go to their separate bedrooms, while Dave hops on WWE Champions, wondering "Where did it all go wrong?"
Overall, it's a average day for Dave and the soulmaid.
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Given he hasn't commented on it I doubt DSP cares, it's not in WWE so he can't buy a five star card of it.
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DSP DSP... you are a fukin idiot.
random guy links a video DSP says the exact same thing when he played the game.
random guy links a video DSP says the exact same thing when he played the game.
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I thought he meant renting the most expensive excavator and digging boulders up.
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To be fair, if the Guy can't remember things that should matter to keep his story straight when bullshitting, or important promises he made to his mother, expecting him to recall a bit of videogame trivia from nine years ago might be a bit much
Still, day ahff, watching youtube with the wife for her birthday? Making ten grand a month from denthead fleecing, I'd expect him to splurge a little bit on her. It really is just takeout and the zoo. Sounds like a date Derich would take you on.
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I can predict what his pigroach come back will be here it goes "UMMMM NOOOO you stupid idiot morahn if you read what I wrote instead of being a mentally ill conspiracy theorist I never wrote that I didn't know until now that these games were originally for a console that never came out why don't you go back to school and learn some reading comprehension kid ack ack ack *proceeds to ban*".
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pigmath in action:
notice how he tries to pignotize the audience into thinking the new member is really #239, not #240.
btw, this innocent mistake has not been rectified.
notice how he tries to pignotize the audience into thinking the new member is really #239, not #240.
btw, this innocent mistake has not been rectified.
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UsedUp
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Yeah DSP was probably breast fed up until the day he finally he moved out on his own. That's why the female form -except his mothers- bothers/disgusts him so much. And all his momwife slip ups.
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Kat goes: “Busy, I’m really sore! Gonna soak in the tub for a few hours and relax!” And slowly, uncomfortably with measured steps waddles upstairs.
“Oh wow! Yeah, you’re always complaining you can barely walk after one of those shifts! Tuh-huh-huh! Stupid ass managers can’t even make a proper schedule! Booksmart dumbasses should have me help them, Ack! Ack!” Phil says to a now empty living room.
“It’s like I said on the stream the other day, we barely have any time together since they’re always calling you in and covering shifts for all the nudniks and no-loads!”
Phil shakes his head. Poor Khat! Always working hard. Oh shit, the fight is about to begin!
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“Anytime someone trolltipped Phil to ask homo questions, he’s usually super stoic or ironic about it.”
— @Fapcop
He’s this way about a lot of stuff, though, much of it confirmed. You can throw some shit about Champions at him and he’s just as likely to try and defray it with a sarcastic admission as to get pissed. He only has a handful of responses to critique, he’s just not very consistent with which he uses under what circumstances.
— @Fapcop
He’s this way about a lot of stuff, though, much of it confirmed. You can throw some shit about Champions at him and he’s just as likely to try and defray it with a sarcastic admission as to get pissed. He only has a handful of responses to critique, he’s just not very consistent with which he uses under what circumstances.
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Phil continuing how it’s “no surprise”, “just like he said” and “exactly as he predicted” that new members flock in after a month of sub losses and no new members totally isn’t suspicious in any way!
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