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Guys REMEMBER that TODAY is Phil’s DAY AWF because it’s his WIFE’S BIRTHDAY! Don’t ask any questions about what they’re doing because Phil’s WIFE’S BIRTHDAY is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Until the prestream where Phil inevitably starts bragging about all the cool, positive, and mature things the two did but don’t say anything about it or you’re banned. Sound good?
You know how DSP normally brags like crazy about all the shit he does with his wife? That he won't flex about what he's doing for his wife's birthday says a lot about how little they're doing OR how insanely expensive their plans are. Take your pick, both are funny. My bet is on how expensive it is. Gotta keep the horse happy, buy her a nice salt lick.
 
Gonna rate boring ass Khet getting side dick as optimistic. She's boring, ugly, and also now likely overweight. She also seems like the type to have 0 sex drive. Really a perfect match for Phil, she's even a failed streamer. Feel free to meme it up on DSP because it bothers him though, but Khet isn't getting blacked by anyone.
Dudes will fuck anything though. A bum like Kat could get with anyone, no matter how much of a bum she is.

Still, like you said, if it pisses off Phil, then I’d say keep talking about it. Because you just know he’s reading this thread on his wife’s birthday and getting mad at strangers calling his wife a horse.
 
Dudes will fuck anything though. A bum like Kat could get with anyone, no matter how much of a bum she is.

Still, like you said, if it pisses off Phil, then I’d say keep talking about it. Because you just know he’s reading this thread on his wife’s birthday and getting mad at strangers calling his wife a horse.
It ain't our fault she looks like a horse with seemingly none existent eyebrows and fucked up make-up. I could probably do better with make-up. SBM could probably do better.
 
From Catherine's streams, she definitely came across as a woman with no interest in men. Maybe it was whatever Jew pills she was on, but I'd bet she's asexual and sees men as walking wallets.
She’s pretty damaged goods to be honest.

It’s not a coincidence that (her way hotter) sister is sucking dick for Big Macs and crack (last I read anyways. Hope shes in a better place now.).

What really horrified me btw, was Khat’s reaction.

Imagine having your sibling fucking niggos in a crackhouse, and not invite them over to live with you, at least till they can get back on their feet, in your big ass four room house.

Fuck Khat.
 
Keep in mind Phil was having what essentially amounted to dates with Aireaidlord, has a LOT of gay/ambiguous dudes in the inner circle, acted like a jilted lover around Rhamboe when he wasn't paying attention to him, made weird passes at him and drunk late night apologies... There's also the whole "suddenly insecure and looking for validation about his looks" thing he does when he knows his chat is 100% a sausagefest...

We had been laughing at him for a year over this, and his obvious closet queen tendencies when he talked to some Lauren chick on twitter. Of course, we laughed at that too! Damn, Phil, cheating on poor Khat like that. You're MARRIED, dood! But in his words, he's not Mike Pence. So he can talk to real women, but if Badbunny comes to cloutchase he just stoically ignores her.

He is a closet queen, he just doesn't know what to do to play it off like he isn't. Craddlerobbing a nympho for cooking and cleaning and ew don't show me your vagina is exactly what a gay man wanting to appear straight would do, if he was clueless. Panda didn't mention just not getting fucked as much as she'd like, it was more along the lines of not getting fucked at all. Phil's job was streaming. They could have easily been fucking 3 to 5 times a day, and she was almost always eager.

It's just the two sides of the coin. First was George Takei trying to appear straight out of family guy: mmmm bob and vagene, love it. Now it's a kid trying to appear mature and still straight. Keep in mind Phil made a point of debunking this theory by saying he has nice romance with Kat. Implications that they do a two pumper on his day off, but I kind of don't buy it. Kat's a pretty good beard at least.

Look, Panda would have sent him spicy texts and wanted to hear what he was gonna do to her. She was pretty damn horny, and she was the type to send spicy pictures. Phil must have lied his ass off to seal the deal. In contrast he now incorporates some elements of the lore he fed Kat, that he was a sad spiralling alcoholic in his daily woe is me segments. "I was just drinking way too much, man!" As opposed to the refined gin chugging sessions he has nowadays. His beard deal with Kat is one he can easily uphold, and his "ewwww teets and cooch ew ew ewwwwwww" approach is an easier, more natural one for him. He doesn't feel the need to reassert himself as very straight any more.

Further proof, back when SynthOvine was around, and he was a kinneticut fgc member who really knew Phil, he confirmed that Panda was his first known liaison. Before that, he brought no girls to events, and didn't seem to talk to any either. Plus you only need to take one look at his greasy, stuck polish plait to tell that this man doesn't wash, and a man who doesn't wash isn't fucking.

It's an unwashed man, who has been sus around dudes, living with his lovely supermodel-but-fat wife who spends 90% of her spare time in her room or at the Jim. I've seen convictions with less evidence.
 
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It ain't our fault she looks like a horse with seemingly none existent eyebrows and fucked up make-up. I could probably do better with make-up. SBM could probably do better.

If you showed Derich a picture of Khat, he’d probably go “MASSIVE SHOUTOUTS TO THE GORG... Woah... What’s the horse on my timeline? NOT COOL!”
 
Phil strikes me as one of those dudes that is so deeply closeted they cant even admit it to themselves. Everything he says is somewhat diverged from reality: I'm successful, I have a legacy, I'm the king of retro, lag keeps me from winning, I'm straight...

If he admitted any one of those was less than 100% correct his entire house of cards would fall and there would be nothing he could do.

I feel like that's why it's always full steam ahead on gin and streaming to 6 dent heads, because he needs all of it to validate his identity to himself.
 
Phil banned a Derich account that asked him how many cities he could name in California. Phil announced the real Derich wouldn't ask him a stupid question like that.

Surprise. It was the real Derich. He apparently tweeted Phil to tell him he was banned.
lmao. He is such a toxic piece of shit. He literally does hate everybody.
This story about DSP's cousin getting murdered in Mexico and then DSP elaborating further about why his cousin deserved it is fucking bizarre lmfao
So now we have to figure out what movie he watched.
 
Phil strikes me as one of those dudes that is so deeply closeted they cant even admit it to themselves. Everything he says is somewhat diverged from reality: I'm successful, I have a legacy, I'm the king of retro, lag keeps me from winning, I'm straight...

If he admitted any one of those was less than 100% correct his entire house of cards would fall and there would be nothing he could do.

I feel like that's why it's always full steam ahead on gin and streaming to 6 dent heads, because he needs all of it to validate his identity to himself.
Yeah, idk man...

I’m just not buying these Phil=gay theories.

There’s little there that can’t be explained by Phil being an immature, emotionally stunted, low IQ autist.

When something hits too close to home (His hats being unpopular, trouble with Khat, financial bs) he usually gets pissy and mad. But the gay stuff?

Anytime someone trolltipped Phil to ask homo questions, he’s usually super stoic or ironic about it. That to me is a pretty big no homo tell.
 
Guys REMEMBER that TODAY is Phil’s DAY AWF because it’s his WIFE’S BIRTHDAY! Don’t ask any questions about what they’re doing because Phil’s WIFE’S BIRTHDAY is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Until the prestream where Phil inevitably starts bragging about all the cool, positive, and mature things the two did but don’t say anything about it or you’re banned. Sound good?
You are right. How inconsiderate of me...

:feels:Happy doordashing to :optimistic:
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The saddest part is, even though she was total garbage at it she was still better than Phil has ever been or ever will be. She actually commented on things besides "Uhhh tuhuhuh I shot the enemy and he died tuhuhu".
Congrats! Sounds like you got into one of the livelier DSP streams.

Usually when I catch them it’s sad trout face-Phil going: “Oh we need to go there!” Followed by “Very cool!” After a few minutes of silence.
 
Kats birthday is almost certainly being spent going to a “totally not expensive” restaurant followed by the zoo, which they’ve wanted to go for forever, but Phil was too lazy; with some shopping at the end, where Kat will buy herself a nice gift with his money, because Phil couldn’t be fucked to pick one out before.

This is true love. How close am I, Phil? Please send me a shoutout when you try bragging about your sad life tomorrow, tia
 
If poo twista isn't seeing anything that is setting off his gay alarm I think its a safe bet phil is just insecure sexually.
Phil is more asexual than anything. (Aside from one documented sadfap!) And NOT in the kewl queer college kid-sense.

Fuck, anyone here would be in a similar place like him if we lived 6 months with his lifestyle.
 
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