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Can't quote for some reason, but the real kicker of the April video for me is the fact that she's too lazy to even put her clothes on properly. Her fucking top is on inside out... 
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It did not occur to me until this very moment that one can be too big for an umbrella.
Is it real? I'm really bad at spotting such things but I'm trying to learn.
Sometimes it really does feel like we're watching the prelude to a true crime documentary.
The husband saw that and didn't tell her. Now the question is whether he was just too checked out to care, or didn't tell her intentionally.
Nothing too exciting today on TikTok btw, just Lizzo being fat and disgusting as usual
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Thank you for spotting that. I “watch” her videos as background noise, especially those where the view is just shaky footage of her waddling, so I didn’t even notice it.Can't quote for some reason, but the real kicker of the April video for me is the fact that she's too lazy to even put her clothes on properly. Her fucking top is on inside out...
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Her husband’s insta has more fitspo content.
I chose to believe that the call out to April is blasé sarcasm, as with his contributions to her videos.
And good for his progress. His 1.3 miles in 9 minutes really puts April’s “my husband’s out of breath because I walk so fast” into perspective.
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It could be fake. There's no shortage of fake crystals out there. Some are extremely well made, the untrained eye could barely tell the difference.
And WOW at the April vs Husband of hers Fitposts. It's funny how she's the one claiming to be on a weight loss journey, yet he can finish 1.31 miles in 9:31 and she can barely do a mile in 20 minutes. If I'm not wrong a mile is 1.6 km, that's not long-distance at all! Most people could walk that distance in less than 20 minutes without training for it, she has been doing these walks for over a year now, yet she can't do 1.6 km without panting and huffing for 20 minutes? It makes me question the legitimacy of her claimed workouts.
theorizing more about April's lack of progress.
We know she probably isn't eating 1800 kcals due to the fact that she is maintaining an excess of 200 Ibs, but we were at least semi-convinced that she works out due to the numerous footage she shows of her doing workouts, yes her form sucks but at least there was more evidence of her being physically active than her actual food consumption. However, seeing how she is dying from such a short walk probably tells us she isn't as physically active as she claims. All those HIIT workouts, weightlifting, etc.. weren't doing anything to improve her cardiovascular health or she was just doing short clips of her pretending to workout and then spending the rest of her time texting on her phone or watching YT videos on that giant TV screen they used to have in their old gym. Like some people I've seen in the gym, they think that putting on workout gear and just showing up to the gym is enough, meanwhile, they spend their time texting on their phone or just chatting with other people and doing zero workouts.
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Can't quote for some reason, but the real kicker of the April video for me is the fact that she's too lazy to even put her clothes on properly. Her fucking top is on inside out...
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It's easy to get confused when your clothes are the size of a tent
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1 mile = 1.6km
I don't know if treadmills are the same in countries that use metric, but in the US treadmills tend to have speeds equal to mph. So a "3" is the same as a 3mph pace, and flipping that around, that means you'd clear a mile in 20 minutes. "3" is considered "normal walking pace" and also a good "steady state" pace for some people who are disabled or can't run for some reason.
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That's like class 1 if not 2 obesity. Too many people think that obese means looking like amberlynn when this is it. Average looking dads with beer guts are obese. 5'2 women who weigh 165 lbs and wear size 14 are obese. It isn't that dramatic of a threshold.
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Cool. Never said she wasn't obese.
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To be 165lbs of pure muscle at 5'2" would be amazing... but most of them look like this irl.
Bonus Olympic weightlifter for comparison:
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I didn't last a minute
If you ever feel the need to assassinate Null you should send him this, his misophonia will probably induce a spontaneous brain bleed or something.
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Look guys! Marissa has a friend!
Two friends?
Bonus content:
Thanks to this stupid video, I got curious and learned Ricky Martin is a silver fox, and it's nice to know there's still beauty in the world.
Thanks to this stupid video, I got curious and learned Ricky Martin is a silver fox, and it's nice to know there's still beauty in the world.
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I can't imagine spending any time with that annoying twat Marisa.
That meal explains a lot. No surprise, but still. When she got to the ice cream I thought, wow, that's too much, but, meh. Most of us have meals like that sometimes, especially when out with friends.
Then she broke out a fucking funnel cake.
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Peasants be quiet, Lord Beetus is holding court.
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The nails, the fruit by the foot, I had to stop watching.
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Two and a half hours of heavy breathing. Riveting content.
Also, for the life of me I'll never understand why people like those long ass demon claw looking nails. Not only does it make doing basic tasks impossible they also look ridiculous.
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The woman having a Livestream is horrifying. I only managed to watch the first minutes of her stream, and I've seen enough.
She licks her long-ass fake nails, god only knows the amount of debris and dirt underneath those nails, but she just couldn't help herself.
Then she talks about how her bangs are a different color from her cheap wig, also how she should dye her hair. Woman, we know that's not your real hair, so it makes no difference.
On top of it all, she sips a drink composed of disgusting candy, Hennesy, and some other diabetic concussion.
Why is a woman her size drinking alcohol? I'm sure her liver is crying from all that fat already. As if one vice isn't enough.
Of course, after taking one sip of the drink, she goes straight to eating the candy.
She licks her long-ass fake nails, god only knows the amount of debris and dirt underneath those nails, but she just couldn't help herself.
Then she talks about how her bangs are a different color from her cheap wig, also how she should dye her hair. Woman, we know that's not your real hair, so it makes no difference.
On top of it all, she sips a drink composed of disgusting candy, Hennesy, and some other diabetic concussion.
Why is a woman her size drinking alcohol? I'm sure her liver is crying from all that fat already. As if one vice isn't enough.
Of course, after taking one sip of the drink, she goes straight to eating the candy.
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I stumbled upon this random Youtuber (another unsuccessful weight loss channel) it seems. A potential future lolcow in the making, however; what piqued my interest is how she started talking about gaining weight after doing 75 Hard. She gained 20+ Ibs after finishing that challenge and that immediately reminded me of April. She then shared her current weight and took body shots, her current weight is 324,2 Ibs. Yet, she oddly looks similar to April in both built and height, and I don't mean April when she started her channel. but even today.
This is her current weight. She actually shows us the scale.
This is how much she used to weigh when she was done with 75 Hard.
These are her body shots with the pants pulled over her gunt.
And this is how she looks like with her giant gunt exposed. This is great because you can tell how she managed to somehow hide it underneath. If someone else was looking at her pictures, they might have assumed she lost weight just by having her gunt exposed and then concealed.
So that made me compare these pictures with April's most recent video and Weight In Wednesday.
April is claiming to be 293 Ibs. That is a difference of 31.2 Ibs, which is approximately 16.9 Kgs. The woman doesn't look like she's incredibly tall either, she looks about the same height as April. So, having that much weight difference is sure to be noticeable.
Therefore, I decided to compare the two pictures side by side. Try to spot the difference.
Front view.
Back view, however, April is showing her side profile but you can still compare the two.
Verdict:
1-April never shows the scale.
2-She never shows herself with her gunt exposed. She is always covering that thing up.
3-There is hardly any noticeable difference between her current body shots and the body shots from previous months in her monthly updates.
4-April did 75 Hard, yet she acted like it didn't impact her and it was a breeze. It's also funny how she never spoke of it triggering her to binge. Deprivation and restriction can lead to massive binges. Especially, after undergoing crash diets. Even people with normal weights aren't immune to those binges.
5-April always wears baggy clothing and takes side profiles instead of full-frontal profiles in order to manipulate people.
293 Ibs.
This is her current weight. She actually shows us the scale.
This is how much she used to weigh when she was done with 75 Hard.
These are her body shots with the pants pulled over her gunt.
And this is how she looks like with her giant gunt exposed. This is great because you can tell how she managed to somehow hide it underneath. If someone else was looking at her pictures, they might have assumed she lost weight just by having her gunt exposed and then concealed.
So that made me compare these pictures with April's most recent video and Weight In Wednesday.
April is claiming to be 293 Ibs. That is a difference of 31.2 Ibs, which is approximately 16.9 Kgs. The woman doesn't look like she's incredibly tall either, she looks about the same height as April. So, having that much weight difference is sure to be noticeable.
Therefore, I decided to compare the two pictures side by side. Try to spot the difference.
Front view.
Back view, however, April is showing her side profile but you can still compare the two.
Verdict:
1-April never shows the scale.
2-She never shows herself with her gunt exposed. She is always covering that thing up.
3-There is hardly any noticeable difference between her current body shots and the body shots from previous months in her monthly updates.
4-April did 75 Hard, yet she acted like it didn't impact her and it was a breeze. It's also funny how she never spoke of it triggering her to binge. Deprivation and restriction can lead to massive binges. Especially, after undergoing crash diets. Even people with normal weights aren't immune to those binges.
5-April always wears baggy clothing and takes side profiles instead of full-frontal profiles in order to manipulate people.
293 Ibs.
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@Iusedtobeacat I can't quote you, but to my eye that woman looks pretty tall. April is barely 5 feet. An inch or two can make weight sit very differently on women. I'm reminded of when Chantal publicly shit on FatByJen for being "twice her size" but when broken down, Chins weighed 400 at 5'1" (her recorded weight at the time) while Jen weighed about 600 at 5'8", so Chins was actually more obese than Jen from a BMI perspective.
But anyway what I really came here to say: the funniest thing about Marissa is that she's 26 yet dances like a recently-divorced 50 year old aunt at a wedding.
But anyway what I really came here to say: the funniest thing about Marissa is that she's 26 yet dances like a recently-divorced 50 year old aunt at a wedding.
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She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
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Did ya mean thickum?