Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

How would you even fuck something like that? I mean really, how does her gunts gunt have a gunt?

At this point, it’s very unlikely that Tess is capable of penetrative sex and combine that with the numerous health complications that she would encounter during a pregnancy, this is pretty much it for her.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

At this point, it’s very unlikely that Tess is capable of penetrative sex and combine that with the numerous health complications that she would encounter during a pregnancy, this is pretty much it for her.

The fat would strangle any baby to death.

 

[Water-T]

Tess is just a fat Casey Anthony: an aimless party-girl who got knocked up, then had a kid she didn't want because her parents refused to bankroll her abortion so she could continue to live "La Dolce Vita" instead of becoming a responsible adult. The only difference is that Tess is framing this as some grand injustice ad has yet to murder any of her kids (yet).

ProTip for Tess: condoms are cheap and readily available, and you have two other holes that are much easier for men to locate and insert their penises into that won't result in pregnancy.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Tess is just a fat Casey Anthony: an aimless party-girl who got knocked up, then had a kid she didn't want because her parents refused to bankroll her abortion so she could continue to live "La Dolce Vita" instead of becoming a responsible adult. The only difference is that Tess is framing this as some grand injustice ad has yet to murder any of her kids (yet).

ProTip for Tess: condoms are cheap and readily available, and you have two other holes that are much easier for men to locate and insert their penises into that won't result in pregnancy.

Even if a man could find her vag to fuck it. It would be highly unlikely for her to become pregnant at her current weight.

 

[inquizadoor]

I'm late but just kow catching up so

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This picture was a mind fuck for a second bc the hem of the skirt fighting to stay on her fat legs makes it look like she has a censor bar over her vag. Also her decor is hideous. My grandmother had those same metal birds on her wall for all of the 90s and even she finally got rid of them for looking tacky.

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Wtf. I dont care if someone had abortions, not my business. But if you go through with having the kid you don't say this shit. Thats gonna fuck some poor kid up

 

[Water-T]

Wtf. I dont care if someone had abortions, not my business. But if you go through with having the kid you don't say this shit. Thats gonna fuck some poor kid up

Tess is more concerned about garnering asspats on IG than her own child's feelings. What did you expect from someone who dumped him on a guy who isn't even related?

 

[NoReturn]

Ryann Hoven Brady announced to the world that she wishes she could have aborted her oldest UNGRATEFUL BRAT of a child. She claims to have been prevented from doing so by her family, despite her being a twenty year old adult with a fulltime job of her own at the time.

But she finally made her abortion dreams come true when she was a married woman with a successful career, as a BPD way to punish her BPD husband for their constant bickering. Because apparently, she gave up birth control completely once Nick moved to LA. because she needed to trap the one gay man who would fuck her - despite the fact that she despises children, and being a mother.

She finally made her dream of aborting Rylee come true once he turned 13 and she kicked him out of the house for good.... only to learn that Jolene wasn't going to take Bowie from her permanently.

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Aaaaanywho:
More on abortions (how about pregnant fathers, Tess?)
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Watch me “being vulnerable” and share my “lived experience” (and blacken phalanx)
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Anyway, here's #thisass and my struggle to look at the mirrors
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Bless Rylee’s innocent soul; he is finally free of his mother’s clutches.

Forever team Rylee. Keep thriving away from your asshole mom. We're all cheering for you buddy

Rylee is the hero of this thread lol. We're all rooting for him!

What did you expect from someone who dumped him on a guy who isn't even related?

Rylee as Gohan/Zuko saga when?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tess is more concerned about garnering asspats on IG than her own child's feelings. What did you expect from someone who dumped him on a guy who isn't even related?

Rylee is also at an age where he would absolutely get ridiculed for anything Tubby Tess does online. Hearing that he should have been aborted from his fat mother just gave them a week of ammo to use against him. Likely explains why he has become the Anti-Tess: limits social media, not fat, does well in school, etc.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Just remember, everyone.

One fine day in the not-so-distant future, Rylee is going to be the person who picks the nursing home Tess is going to spend the remaining days of her life in.

Think about that.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

@NoReturn said:

> if uterus owners are raped, they don't care
Lel, someone unconsciously peaked trans.

> thank u for remembering the issues Black and other POC parents face daily!
Issues Black parents face daily: being shot by the cops while pregnant

 

[Cripple]

Ryann Hoven Brady announced to the world that she wishes she could have aborted her oldest UNGRATEFUL BRAT of a child. She claims to have been prevented from doing so by her family, despite her being a twenty year old adult with a fulltime job of her own at the time.

But she finally made her abortion dreams come true when she was a married woman with a successful career, as a BPD way to punish her BPD husband for their constant bickering. Because apparently, she gave up birth control completely once Nick moved to LA. because she needed to trap the one gay man who would fuck her - despite the fact that she despises children, and being a mother.

She finally made her dream of aborting Rylee come true once he turned 13 and she kicked him out of the house for good.... only to learn that Jolene wasn't going to take Bowie from her permanently.

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Oh shut up Tess. If it was fashionable to be pro-life you'd have three kids.

Post #20000 from @multiverse being the last comment for the 1000th page succinctly sums up what an absolute shitcunt (worst Aussie insult) Tess is. She deserves this thread, all the trolling, insults, and criticism she gets, sleepless nights, heartache and tears. The only thing she doesn't deserve, is to be called a mother, let alone a good one. It explains why she does the absolute bare minimum as a mum, it's not just because she's lazy and stupid, it's also because her kids are failed man-traps and she resents them for it.
I got this from her stories just over 48 hours ago, didn't seem relevant until now.
Poor Rylee.
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What this actually means: "My child cannot set boundaries because it upsets me."

Dig those trenches deep Rylee.

Aaaaanywho:
More on abortions (how about pregnant fathers, Tess?)
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Watch me “being vulnerable” and share my “lived experience” (and blacken phalanx)

So...white ftm transmen don't exist now? You do know when they say "men can get pregnant too!" That's who they're talking about? Not my fight but man transwomen really do dominate these discussions don't they? I wonder why?

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Seriously this picture I am loving for how awful it is. We have our bargain basement crusty belly pork out on the sofa.

The sofa material by her feet is too crumpled for the way it's meant to be upholstered. Looks like she has stretched it out with her minimum bull caribou weight.

Of course. Like the podcast. Can't have too many pictures of the hog.


I cannot figure out how any of this works here ... why is it vaguely straight. Why is there a lump at the end. Why is it black. Why is the fold like this? Am I crazy?

On the other knee it looks like her skin is hardening and very discoloured red. Cellulitis?

DDOS ongoing and struggle to gossip is real. Fuck off glowies. Look at how disgusting this bitch is. Come on!

 

[Uncanny Valley]

Ryann Hoven Brady announced to the world that she wishes she could have aborted her oldest UNGRATEFUL BRAT of a child. She claims to have been prevented from doing so by her family, despite her being a twenty year old adult with a fulltime job of her own at the time.

But she finally made her abortion dreams come true when she was a married woman with a successful career, as a BPD way to punish her BPD husband for their constant bickering. Because apparently, she gave up birth control completely once Nick moved to LA. because she needed to trap the one gay man who would fuck her - despite the fact that she despises children, and being a mother.

She finally made her dream of aborting Rylee come true once he turned 13 and she kicked him out of the house for good.... only to learn that Jolene wasn't going to take Bowie from her permanently.

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"People of all genders have abortions" heifer please...

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

"People of all genders have abortions" heifer please...

Beth definitely needed to have an abortion…

 

[NoReturn]

Seriously this picture I am loving for how awful it is. We have our bargain basement crusty belly pork out on the sofa.

The sofa material by her feet is too crumpled for the way it's meant to be upholstered. Looks like she has stretched it out with her minimum bull caribou weight.

Of course. Like the podcast. Can't have too many pictures of the hog.
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I cannot figure out how any of this works here ... why is it vaguely straight. Why is there a lump at the end. Why is it black. Why is the fold like this? Am I crazy? View attachment 2513985

On the other knee it looks like her skin is hardening and very discoloured red. Cellulitis?

DDOS ongoing and struggle to gossip is real. Fuck off glowies. Look at how disgusting this bitch is. Come on!

Second of the two photos from that post

And I can't figure out for the life of me what she's wearing since I use picuki for Instagram posts and can't see tags. Is it shopped? Is it one of these?

 

[Fìddlesticks]

@NoReturn

Cannot use reply / QUOTE button but seriously

WTF IS GOING ON WITH HER FOOT? I'd thought it was a shadow but it looks like the most gnarly case of Acanthosis nigricans ever.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Both the cat and the tattoo look like they would be crying for help if they could talk

 

[stick]

@NoReturn She said dress, so I think it's this one from Fabletics. Zooming in you can kind of see the same texture, as well as the hint of a side slit.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Just remember, everyone.

One fine day in the not-so-distant future, Rylee is going to be the person who picks the nursing home Tess is going to spend the remaining days of her life in.

Think about that.

Bold of you to assume she’s going to live that long.

 

[AbraCadaver]

@NoReturn She said dress, so I think it's this one from Fabletics. Zooming in you can kind of see the same texture, as well as the hint of a slide slit.

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“Targeted compression that sculpts in all the right places??” What, so fatter bodies can conform to some patriarchal hourglass figure??? There are certain “right” places on the body where a woman should be narrower?? REEEEE MUST CANCEL

Oh wait I forgot, conforming to beauty standards as much as possible without actually losing weight is baked into the FA movement. Carry on.