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DSP Horsin' around as usual. It's gonna be bad when thaxes come from the shekel collectah to get his goyim.

Philbert better figure out fast how to pull a big fast one if he's gonna keep up them WWE Champions leaderboards
 

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TJGamebox said:
He just took the livestream and cut it down to part 4. See he has only 3.8k views between his prestream, and the stream.
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Holy shit, the madman did it! He did the most basic editing possible, but it's a 500% increase in the amount of effort he's willing to do.

Massive tip ups, Dave!
 
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TJGamebox said:
Also we see how many “””views””” he gets in a 5 hour block. For someone with 100k+ subs that’s terrible
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This is another reason why Phil's excuse of the Youtube search algorithm making his channel hard to find is pointless, even if it was true. All of his "silent majority" should already be subbed to his channel and receiving notifications.
 
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Poo Twister said:
I just Googled CM Punk because I didn't know what he looks like because I don't watch Wrestling, I might be a faggot but I'm not gay enough for that. When I saw his picture I immediately burst out laughing, it's obvious that Phil thinks he looks like this guy.

I can just imagine Phil running his hands through his greasy hair and posing it up with a picture of CM Punk hung next to the mirror.
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Phil has said he was a fan of Punk and he's emulated a lot of his wrestling character being the guy who always speaks the truth, underdog type against the big corporations, straight edge against the druggies that are dangerous gangsters.

The difference is Phil Brooks is an extremely charismatic guy that maxed out his wrestling skill with his mediocre physique and Phil Burnell is... where to even begin.
 
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I’d like to hear Phil deliver a deeper rationale to the existence of the Silent Majority. His argument is that they don’t talk in chat/publicly contribute because they’re afraid of being identified. To my mind this raises several questions which he hasn’t answered.

One: how does Phil propose his fans are identified other than their reusing their Twitch/YouTube usernames elsewhere with other public-facing information, a practice deemed unwise everywhere on the internet and actively discouraged by many websites requiring a user create an account, or via Phil’s own ability to dox his supporters via PayPal information?

(note that this question is a moot point as Phil utilizes the popular definition of doxing as to mean everyone who does it is a black hat spook with access to back doors everywhere while simultaneously doing it all from their parents’ basement on a debilitating blend of antidepressants and antipsychotics. I’m just pointing out the writing on the wall here.)

Two: if the mental patients on the KF and elsewhere are so fucking good, or otherwise his fans are so fucking stupid as to be defenseless, why does he not encourage behind-the-scenes tipping or other contributions? By his own admission sending him money is, or should be, not about the perks for doing so but instead the more pure purpose of simply supporting what Phil does. Does he not care about his audience and their safety?

Three: if Phil is about the community built around his streams and videos as he has professed in the past, why does he not foster more chances and avenues for that community to grow? Surely at least some of the Silent Majority would be willing yo lend their voices to support him if they felt there were more places for them to do so. His stream chat is supposedly unsafe for them, but what about the TKofH forums, a place run by Phil and some of his oldest fans? Why does he not participate more there, and mention it at all during his streams?

This is pointless, I know. Every post I write like this is pointless. In the words of a man much wiser than I will ever be:
“It don’t mattuh. Nunadis mattuhs.” Maybe I just need to confess my continued use of active thought to deconstruct statements made by a man who puts hardly any thought into them, or into anything, on a day-to-day basis. I am chipping away at Mount Rushmore with a length of garden hose. I will be no closer than I am now when Jehovah returns to raise the faithful to His right hand.
 
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Shabobus said:
This is another reason why Phil's excuse of the Youtube search algorithm making his channel hard to find is pointless, even if it was true. All of his "silent majority" should already be subbed to his channel and receiving notifications.
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Unless they disabled his notifications because he spams their feed with 10 videos every day :story:
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
where to even begin.
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That's the autobiography title taken care of.

On that note,
Is it possible to create an autobiog of Phil that does justice to his personality traits/saga's/ambitions with a book ? paper with text and a cover template. Or is digital a must?
So many tiny soundbites etc could go completely missed and in my opinion it a book couldn't cover even 70% of who he actually is.
I believe AVGN could be covered in a book maybe even Nostalgia Critic but not DSP.

Is this thread the best he could hope for in the way of being remembered by anyone? Is this the unofficial autobio?
 
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Zeelpulp said:
That's the autobiography title taken care of.

On that note,
Is it possible to create an autobiog of Phil that does justice to his personality traits/saga's/ambitions with a book ? paper with text and a cover template. Or is digital a must?
So many tiny soundbites etc could go completely missed and in my opinion it a book couldn't cover even 70% of who he actually is.
I believe AVGN could be covered in a book maybe even Nostalgia Critic but not DSP.

Is this thread the best he could hope for in the way of being remembered by anyone? Is this the unofficial autobio?
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This subforum is his biography.
 
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Pargon said:
Snowkarl has discovered the sweetspot for how much he needs to give for Phil to put up with his antics. He only started getting annoyed at Tut and E7 when they stopped whaling and people still paid them more attention than they did Phil. That was what they were missing; they dropped fat stacks but stopped and when the tap is off no one is of any use to Phil, no matter how much they’ve given. SK keeps it up and so Phil won’t ban him even though everyone likes him more than the actual streamer.
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When Tut and E7 were banned DSP admitted that he was very bothered with the fact that they got more attention than he did when they were in the chat/donating. It's hilarious knowing that DSP is secretly seething (despite making fat stacks) because his ego is taking the slightest hit.
 
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