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I sure hope we get a two hour long pre stream recount of the trip to the zoo and all of the animals they saw including the "ape-like things" and what sort of muffins they sold at the zoo cafe. If they did go it's going to be the most stimulation Phil has had in years. And that means a lot of rambling.

Also Phil being gay makes up about 20% of the conversation here yet he never ever mentions it as far as I know. He's a gay boy and he wants to make gay love with Rambo.
 
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The idea that DSP is literally gay just doesn't map onto reality for me, as funny as it is to meme about it. He's way too disgusting in terms of presentation and hygiene. He's so scruffy and greasy and unwashed. I know it's a cliché about gay people that they prioritize hygiene and fashion, but most clichés exist because there's a "nugget of trooth" in them.

DSP on the other hand looks like Quasimodo if, instead of a hunchbacked Frenchman, he was a greasy chair-ridden beggar from Poland that washes bi-monthly.

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Gay? Nah, but definitely a massive faggot.
 
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WolverineGuy22 said:
Does Derish have some dirt that he is blackmailing DSP with or something..? I get he helps with DSPs image of being positive and inclusive..but the amount of attention he gets from DSP without stealing his mom's credit card is baffling.
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I said it before and I’ll say it again: there’s a non-0 percent chance that Derich’s parents found out about their bouncing baby boy stealing his mom’s credit card to throw bits at Phil and have threatened legal action unless he gave Derich the biggest amount of cocksucking a stream viewer could receive.

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Cistern Rumbler said:
The idea that DSP is literally gay just doesn't map onto reality for me, as funny as it is to meme about it. He's way too disgusting in terms of presentation and hygiene. He's so scruffy and greasy and unwashed. I know it's a cliché about gay people that they prioritize hygiene and fashion, but most clichés exist because there's a "nugget of trooth" in them.

DSP on the other hand looks like Quasimodo if, instead of a hunchbacked Frenchman, he was a greasy chair-ridden beggar from Poland that washes bi-monthly.

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Gay? Nah, but definitely a massive faggot.
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The horrid appearances might be similar but Quasimodo doesn't deserve that homie. Quasimodo couldn't help the way he looked, was scorned by people for his mere existence, used by the one person that he thought cared about him, and loved someone that would never love him back. Phil can help the way he looks if he actually cared, wasted his popularity when people that worked far harder than him got a fraction of the attention, used all of the people that every cared about him, and never cared about the people who financially supported him.

Quasimodo is the poor soul who was never given a chance. That no matter how hard he tried, he was spit on. Phil was given every chance in the world and squandered his possibilities. He is spit on because he never tried. I agree otherwise. Phil is a massive queen. Just my take though.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
The idea that DSP is literally gay just doesn't map onto reality for me, as funny as it is to meme about it. He's way too disgusting in terms of presentation and hygiene. He's so scruffy and greasy and unwashed. I know it's a cliché about gay people that they prioritize hygiene and fashion, but most clichés exist because there's a "nugget of trooth" in them.

DSP on the other hand looks like Quasimodo if, instead of a hunchbacked Frenchman, he was a greasy chair-ridden beggar from Poland that washes bi-monthly.

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Gay? Nah, but definitely a massive faggot.
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I'm willing to admit that maaybe Phil isn't a latent homosexual, but he 100% wants to get pegged. A latent pegging enthusiast if you will.

Call me old fashioned, but in my book if you want to get fucked up the ass nigga you gay.

Ask yourself "Why was it so funny, yet strangely made sense, when the Bronsgeests as their 'Kimberlie Brink' catfish persona posted the horse cock strap-on picture and implied 'she' pegged Phil with it?"
 
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hundredthousand said:
Was there even any event that precipitated his sudden disappearance? Did he get doxed, or have a big argument with Phil?
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No. He never participated in chat at all. He just dropped a shit ton of Tier 3 and Tier 1 gifted subs to Phil and then peaced out, never to be seen or heard from again. This was December of 2018, coincidentally, a few months after Tut's departure.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Ask yourself "Why was it so funny, yet strangely made sense, when the Bronsgeests as their 'Kimberlie Brink' catfish persona posted the horse cock strap-on picture and implied 'she' pegged Phil with it?"
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Actually, that was the exact moment I knew for sure it was bullshit. The horse angle was a bridge too far, ironically enough. If she'd just shown a regular human dildo I'd have probably believed it.
 
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Zeelpulp said:
Is this thread the best he could hope for in the way of being remembered by anyone? Is this the unofficial autobio?
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We take a lot of words to describe the same repeating shenanigans most days, just broken by super special occurences worth an X in the calender. There isn't much, but of this there's a lot.

Phil's life can be best autobiographied in an interactive 3D popup book for kids. And every page makes a sound. The pig makes SNORT.

The challenge is to not use the same cutout of a guy sitting on a couch, or sometimes a chair, sometimes with vest and hat, sometimes masturbating in front of children.
 

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Why does he lie about watching Wrestling? It's so fucking obvious he watches every WWE show they have...

Is he embarrassed about it, or is this to fit the narrative that he doesn't play champions? Or is it just pathological in that he can't help but lie about every detail in his life.

I mean, nobody really cares if he watches wrestling. The reason him playing champions is an issue is because he is feigning distress constantly and taking advantage of his viewers who are largely disabled people just to dump the funds into bullshit like that mobile game.
 
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