Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

x86x2 said:
No, not really. The only time I'll actually sit down and watch an episode of Barney is if I happen to cross the path of one of the Barneyfags that made me who I am today. He was one of the most frequent Barney watchers in high school from when I watched that shit. When I come across his path, he's the one that makes me realize how his kind pretty much made me the way I am and feel the need to retaliate. For a good 5 months, I managed to completely avoid seeing his face somehow despite being only 1-2 minutes away from my house, so he's pretty hard to avoid.
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Why do you hate disabled people so much? They can't help the way they are
 
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Bugaboo said:
Why do you hate disabled people so much? They can't help the way they are
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We're never going to get a straight answer from him, so I'll just offer my hypothesis.

I think the mentally disabled remind x86x2 here of himself, so he hates them for it. Probably some deep-rooted self-loathing that he projects onto those he sees as inferior too.
 
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I would have never dreamed of this until I met @x86x2. Hope you're not too pants-on-head retarded to play OGG files, Barneyfag.
 
x86x2 said:
No, not really. The only time I'll actually sit down and watch an episode of Barney is if I happen to cross the path of one of the Barneyfags that made me who I am today. He was one of the most frequent Barney watchers in high school from when I watched that shit. When I come across his path, he's the one that makes me realize how his kind pretty much made me the way I am and feel the need to retaliate. For a good 5 months, I managed to completely avoid seeing his face somehow despite being only 1-2 minutes away from my house, so he's pretty hard to avoid.


I had a few keks from reading that.


The only problem is, how the fuck do they summon him? If there's the case where multiple kids are there and he comes to life in front of them, then you'd think they just think of his arms and legs and summon him like Exodia, but then there are other times where he just comes to life if only one kid is there, so then what? Also, there's more bullshit logic. If Barney comes from their imagination, then how does he get the real guests to come in? Fuck, Tomie can't have just left his house and briefly stopped working on books to entertain some children, invited by some guests that he's not sure even exists. Does everything that happens after he's summoned become imaginary? Where is the line between what's real and what's not? Even worse is the video "Come On Over To Barney's House", where kids come visit Barney's house, which of course is imaginary, so what the fuck happened to them in real life? How the hell did he manage to transport the kids to many different places in the videos like outer space as well as the other countries of the world? If that was all imaginary, then what were they doing? Don't you think their parents would be scared that their kids are gone for so long, taken by someone who they can't even associate with? Can't forget the videos which are just mere clip shows were Barney acts independent of the children in the show and appears to be his own separate being. What then? Were the kids who tried to summon them just ignored?
I really don't get this shit at all.

And I wasn't trying to talk shit about Wishbone, I am aware that the show is definitely more competent than Barney, despite there being an overlap in the staff of both series. I just kind of avoided it because I knew its connections with Barney would make people think there's something wrong with me. Again, nothing against the actual show, I just didn't feel like it would be the right decision to watch it.
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Oh my god you are so autistic!!!!!!!!!!
 
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x86x2 said:
The only problem is, how the fuck do they summon him? If there's the case where multiple kids are there and he comes to life in front of them, then you'd think they just think of his arms and legs and summon him like Exodia, but then there are other times where he just comes to life if only one kid is there, so then what? Also, there's more bullshit logic. If Barney comes from their imagination, then how does he get the real guests to come in? Fuck, Tomie can't have just left his house and briefly stopped working on books to entertain some children, invited by some guests that he's not sure even exists. Does everything that happens after he's summoned become imaginary? Where is the line between what's real and what's not? Even worse is the video "Come On Over To Barney's House", where kids come visit Barney's house, which of course is imaginary, so what the fuck happened to them in real life? How the hell did he manage to transport the kids to many different places in the videos like outer space as well as the other countries of the world? If that was all imaginary, then what were they doing? Don't you think their parents would be scared that their kids are gone for so long, taken by someone who they can't even associate with? Can't forget the videos which are just mere clip shows were Barney acts independent of the children in the show and appears to be his own separate being. What then? Were the kids who tried to summon them just ignored?
I really don't get this shit at all.
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Wow, man. You've really overthought this. No wonder you're insane, sperging this hard about shit nobody cares about.
 
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That dildo is this one, isn't it?
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It is now.

x86x2 said:
No, not really. The only time I'll actually sit down and watch an episode of Barney is if I happen to cross the path of one of the Barneyfags that made me who I am today. He was one of the most frequent Barney watchers in high school from when I watched that shit. When I come across his path, he's the one that makes me realize how his kind pretty much made me the way I am and feel the need to retaliate. For a good 5 months, I managed to completely avoid seeing his face somehow despite being only 1-2 minutes away from my house, so he's pretty hard to avoid.
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Stop referring to yourself in the third person you fruit loop.

x86x2 said:
I had a few keks from reading that.
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I didn't think my troll fic made you that aroused... :oops:

Seriously, masturbating more than none just confirms it to me that you not only are gay for Barney but that you're also closeted. This ignores the fact you did it a few times, since kek clearly means cum here.

x86x2 said:
And I wasn't trying to talk shit about Wishbone, I am aware that the show is definitely more competent than Barney, despite there being an overlap in the staff of both series. I just kind of avoided it because I knew its connections with Barney would make people think there's something wrong with me. Again, nothing against the actual show, I just didn't feel like it would be the right decision to watch it.
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Most people don't bother to research anything about something they hate. And yet here you are playing Six Degrees of Barney because you don't want to be seen as a faggot babyman. Just wow at the sheer level of waste.
 
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x86x2 said:
Ha, and people accuse ME of powerleveling.
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This coming from a guy who has an encyclopedic knowledge of Barney, a show which he has a hysterical hateboner towards.

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME REVVED YOU CONFESS, ON THE KIWIFARMS, OF ALL FORUMS (please include SomethingAwful next time), THAT YOU HAVE A BLOODLUST TOWARDS A KIDS SHOW MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ANY HATEDOM THAT EXISTS. YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY TOO BROKEN TO DISH BACK.
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Human stupidity is an infinite resource, especially with @x86x2.
 
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NumberingYourState said:
If you ever had the misfortune of attending High School in Texas (I raise my hand), you meet quite a few pieces of nut bread like @x86x2 , no joke.
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Well, to be fair, Texas is where the show's creator resides, and is also the state where Barney is filmed and its studio is based. Not surprised you'd find a wealth of retards there.

Conrix said:
I would have never dreamed of this until I met @x86x2. Hope you're not too pants-on-head retarded to play OGG files, Barneyfag.
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Yeah, I know how to play that, but I'm not going to.
 
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x86x2 said:
Well, to be fair, Texas is where the show's creator resides, and is also the state where Barney is filmed and its studio is based. Not surprised you'd find a wealth of retards there.
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Trots up in my spurs and boots, spits in a bucket and fixes my 10 gallon hat. You city slickers think you're so clever, huh?
 
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate Barney. And the subhuman faggots feasting on his carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no tard is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."
 
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If we keep him going he'll talk about his plans to murder an elderly woman.

Conrix said:
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate Barney. And the subhuman faggots feasting on his carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no tard is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."
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I forget what he said about hatred, but considering his love for edgelord stuff I think he's offended because it's super serious to him. Like, have you ever seen him sperg about bands that he likes?
 
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Adamska said:
Barneyfag here would answer Barney to all three questions in Marry/Fuck/Kill if he was able to be honest. That's how much of an obsessive deviant the fucker is.
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Yeah, only the last one, Kill.

Conrix said:
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate Barney. And the subhuman faggots feasting on his carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no tard is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."
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Ha, nice. To be fair, I've never actually played Hatred, but the game just seems like it's trying too hard to be edgy, and from what I've heard, the gameplay is uncreative and its edginess overweighs its actual gameplay value. I can't form my opinion on it, but it might seem fun to play once just to see how edgy it gets.
 
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