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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 45.8%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 52 44.1%

  • Total voters
    118
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Dwayne Johnson is 6'5" so obviously this cardboard standee is not to scale.
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she’s been pretty fat for a while.

what’s funny is that she’s the opposite type of fat as ralph which is unfortunate for her if she ever ends up wanting to hide it.
The opposite of Ralph is a much better fortune. I honestly think Ralph makes normal obese people look somewhat healthy.

Ralph's fat distribution is entirely, and I mean completely, expended on his gunt, jowls and buffalo neck humps. While his unstable cortisol levels atrophy the muscles in his arms and legs.

It's a god damn medical marvel that he can even stand up and waddle that gunt without his knees bursting into a thousand pieces.

Oh shit guys, sorry to double post but I have found the last symptom of Cushing's Disease on Ralph!! Bruising at the base of his right shin! Or a slow healing wound. Keep an eye on this, if Ralph doesn't start hiding it.



CUSHINGS CONFIRMED. ALL SYMPTOMS HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED.
 

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Dwayne Johnson is 6'5" so obviously this cardboard standee is not to scale.
He even tries to pull a cardboard cutout to bend down to his height. He's getting to Peter Jackson levels of photography angles to try to look anything besides 5'1.
Ever since Ralph proved that he couldn't hold it down for 4 days in a row in Miami. Wasn't the trashburgers from a gas station in like Georgia, on the way to Florida?
 
Ralph's fat distribution is entirely, and I mean completely, expended on his gunt, jowls and buffalo neck humps. While his unstable cortisol levels atrophy the muscles in his arms and legs.

and the opposite for may. her arms and legs look like they're swollen from an allergic reaction but is only slightly fat in the stomach. there's no way to make that look good.
 
Is this what's behind that Tweet where he said he "had to" change hotels to the Excalibur?

Sent out on Thursday evening, if the timing is relevant
His reservation was till that date, he said he'll be move to penthouse with Dick on sept. 2. Guess Dick didn't bother to book the place for Ralph before he made it to the Vegas. He won't admit it but Dax stood him up. I don't get why he wouldn't just extend the reservation, it's not like the hotel was literally at a 100% capacity and they had no room to spare so he had no choice but to check out.
 
Oh shit guys, sorry to double post but I have found the last symptom of Cushing's Disease on Ralph!! Bruising at the base of his right shin! Or a slow healing wound. Keep an eye on this, if Ralph doesn't start hiding it.



CUSHINGS CONFIRMED. ALL SYMPTOMS HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED.

I had to take a look at this from a cursory google glance so here's some online doctor answer:

Question: During diagnosis, I was asked if I was an alcoholic and was told that alcoholics can show Cushing’s symptoms. Does this mean that I should not drink alcohol while my cortisol levels are high and during the recovery period?

Answer: The issue of alcohol is quite important. One cause of developing symptoms and signs of Cushing’s is excessive alcohol intake. This is called pseudo-Cushing’s. This is thought to occur due to an effect on the liver which decreases the clearance of cortisol, resulting in excessive urinary cortisol and symptoms. The question about alcohol intake is not meant to be derogatory, but to assess the effect of alcohol. If Cushing’s is caused by excessive alcohol intake, stopping drinking resolves the Cushing’s.

During Cushing’s and the recovery period, alcohol in moderation, e.g. one or two glasses of wine, 1 drink per day, is probably not harmful but may contribute to symptoms of depression which may also be present with Cushing’s. My advice is to minimize alcohol intake during this period.
tl;dr I guess the booze is just exacerbating his condition should he have it, but it doesn't take anyone with even half a brain to have figured that one out.
 
Jesus Christ this is the shit you grow out of doing Freshman year of Highschool. Everyone knew that one kid that had to go around telling everyone he got his dick sucked and was now magically a player and too cool for school. Massive faggotry.
And those who supported GG eventually grew up to realize "hey, maybe this whole thing is a complete waste of time" and moved on with their lives. Ralph is one of the people still stuck in 2015 and where has it gotten him to? An arrest, 3 restraining orders, no job and potentially another trip back to jail.
GG had already taken a massive decline in interest by January of 2015. Gamergate hangers ons both pro and anti are some of the most pathetic people on earth. This shit was dead 6 1/2 years ago. There are babies that were born during that August that are now in elementary school in the time it's been since GG was relevant. Think about that
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