Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackIsBlack]

Do these boomers even have one decent photo?

It’s always some dead-eyed, slack jawed pose; either ready for food or cock.

Senior is incapable of taking a decent photo. This one looks like a brain dead retard and the ‘tard wrangler mimicking their expression so they feel included and special. Senior’s face either looks like this, soyboy, or dead inside/deadly depressed.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Senior is incapable of taking a decent photo. This one looks like a brain dead retard and the ‘tard wrangler mimicking their expression so they feel included and special. Senior’s face either looks like this, soyboy, or dead inside/deadly depressed.

It looks like a photo that would go with one of those Reddit upvote whoring meme posts. "I took my autistic brother to Dave & Busters for the first time. He had a great time!"

 

[ZipDisk]

I kind of like the interpretation that God punished Tammy for being a horrible person by planting someone worse in her "path".

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Since this encounter, my life has not known peace! The following day, snakes manifested in my smoker physically!

i feel like jack had a gun to tammy's head as she posted this

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lmao she's fixing to kill him, I just know it.

 

[AnOminous]

Senior is incapable of taking a decent photo. This one looks like a brain dead retard and the ‘tard wrangler mimicking their expression so they feel included and special. Senior’s face either looks like this, soyboy, or dead inside/deadly depressed.

Jack is literally such a soy faced motherfucker I constantly post his slack-jawed soy sperm guzzling faces to the beta male facial expression thread.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

I've gotten in the habit now of imagining every Jack and Tammy picture on FB being used for the inevitable "So sad to announce Jack is being hospitalized for COVID-19 complications" post three months from now.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

lmao she's fixing to kill him, I just know it.

She's just waiting for him to croak at this point, and looks happy about it.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I know Americans (outside of a few cities) have big houses and big yards, but does a middle class family really have enough covered space to put 5-10 grills? Or do you just put them out in the yard and keep them under some sort of protective grill cover when the weather is bad?

 

[Aaway]

I know Americans (outside of a few cities) have big houses and big yards, but does a middle class family really have enough covered space to put 5-10 grills? Or do you just put them out in the yard and keep them under some sort of protective grill cover when the weather is bad?

his grills are all covered and sitting outside on his deck

he'd be able to fit some of them in his garage if it wasn't full of as seen on TV junk

 

[desudesu]

A normal, sane person would probably have one grill for the home and use it for several years. I think fatty is having mental issues at this point hoarding that many smokers and grills - and of course his Mommywife and "friends" are enabling this disorder.

 

[BruceyBoy]

A normal, sane person would probably have one grill for the home and use it for several years. I think fatty is having mental issues at this point hoarding that many smokers and grills - and of course his Mommywife and "friends" are enabling this disorder.

Oh god, I'm turning into jack. Ive got a 6burner gas, charcoal kettle, smoker and a portable Weber q. Lord deliver me from this evil

 

[rubytintedchix]

Oh god, I'm turning into jack. Ive got a 6burner gas, charcoal kettle, smoker and a portable Weber q. Lord deliver me from this evil

Yeah I was going to say maybe the cap should be three. A smoker, gas grill and charcoal. I mean you may even be able to get the 2 in 1 charcoal/gas grill, but I think I’d almost rather them separate.

Jack has almost 3 times that many for reasons only known to himself (read: psychological hoarding due to the mean man named Rooster on the Teee Veee)

To answer someone’s question above, most of the hoard was on the deck part. It did not have a roof on that part, but he did have individual covers. The part he calls the “patio” part of his deck (closer to the koi pond) is covered and has a ceiling fan. I think he usually has Tammy wheel one over there and the cook under the roof. But if you look closely in some of his videos, if he actually cooks on the unroofed part, he has the grills/smokers directly up against the house’s siding and it’s melted in certain areas.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

I may not be a capital G gamer but the new COD looks like every other shooter. What is he mad about?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I may not be a capital G gamer but the new COD looks like every other shooter. What is he mad about?

He's not incorrect, but it's not like he knows what makes a game legitimately good.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

his grills are all covered and sitting outside on his deck

he'd be able to fit some of them in his garage if it wasn't full of as seen on TV junk

Except he claims to have given away most of them.

Probably uses them once, never bothers to clean them and then just wheels it to the street with a sign. "free grill" on it and some schmuck comes and takes it because hey, free grill.

 

[Aaway]

stroke brain has memory problems. this is from the latest fat on the go video

also, lol

 

[AnOminous]

Oh god, I'm turning into jack. Ive got a 6burner gas, charcoal kettle, smoker and a portable Weber q. Lord deliver me from this evil

If you can use even one of them to produce something edible you aren't turning into Jack.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

lmao she's fixing to kill him, I just know it.

Nobody will blame you Tammy. NOBODY! You have dealt with this shit too long....and Jacks pitiful existance is only painful. Set him free Tammy, and by doing so also free yourself.

 

[captkrisma]

Jr...no one gives a shit that you went to get a pedicure with your wife.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

LMFAO. How many times will she say this before she throws in the towel. Tammy Jr. is Dad Bod's therapist.