Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[AltisticRight]

That was a first draft or a raw dump, I have a more "produced" version to simulate TV camera angles if you want it.

Yes gaydur you win women through comedy.
Problem?
You're not just not funny, you're unfunny, you're a black hole of fun and any joke you tell or meme you steal instantly loses its appeal.

When abortions can't be accessed, you get Kermit Gosnells and coat hangers with a pair of scissors, turning whichever barely functional state into a shithole.

Spoiler: Abortions suck but black market abortions are worse

Don't Texans love to pride their state of its freedoms? Freedom isn't a measure of guns per capita (Alaska wins that anyway). Abortions suck but 50% of mass shooters and nearly 95% of serial killers came from families that should have invested in a sleeve or went to an abortion clinic... wait there's only one parent, so not even a family. If we include unfunctional families (Elliot Rogers), then 50% climbs to 85%. What's stopping these women from travelling outside of the state?

Gosnell even branded himself as some kind of progressive driven saint helping disenfranchised women rid the consequences of their dumb choices, or in several cases, consequences of being at the wrong place at the wrong time, also known as rape.

You can be pro-choice while agreeing that abortions and whores are disgusting. You can be pro-life without being anti-abortion or moralising about it like a faggot. People politicise this dumb shit to fuel the retarded two-party duopoly dichotomous system where the choice seems to always be the less worse of the two. Abortion should be legal and skanks who whore themselves out as some kind of flesh urinal should be shamed.

What I do know is 100% of women in Gaydur's life knows consequences come from bad choices, that's why none of them are fucking you. This assumes you actually know any women in real life that's not a relative.

 

[heathercho]

He actually has something approaching a point there. Women (and men) often tend towards not giving a fuck about the consequences of their actions. I think he's a scummy stupid fuck most of the time, but i'm not going to begrudge him on this one, my own opinion is pretty close to his.

The problem that Gator overlooks is this ;
Lower classes, lower IQ begets unideal circumstances, i.e dumb people procreating rapidly without care of circumstance. See : RALPH.
That drains the system. It also creates a class of people who are not only dependent on the system, but their expectation of dependence is reflected in whom they vote for.
Since America isn't a mandatory voting system, the consequence isn't direct. Instead, allowances are made in the system with the creation of councils, peak bodies and "social investigations", who make their recommendations to state and federal bodies on the "needs of the people".

Ergo, you stop aborting dumb people's babies, you take away some form of social self-regulation.

No Abortions = army of low IQ, welfare dependent, morally bankrupt, social Ralphtitutes. You're "cucked" by various races of Gunts who don't support their kids, all whilst upright citizens will be expected to work forever, to pay taxes to support these kids.

Enjoy being a baby daddy by tax to a million brown and black government imposed step-kids who hate you! Secure that future! Own dem hoes GAYDUR!

 

[donjulio]

There are 2,773,396 Puerto Ricans, 50% atleast who are female. Meaning there are atleast 1,386,698 Puerto Rican women out there.

1,386,698 and only 1 Gator. It would be unfair to the fine latin women of that Caribbean island for him to be tied to just 1 chica's apron strings. Gator has a higher purpose man. Taming PR strange so they don't go crazy and try to stab people with scissors. That's why he cant just be with one woman.

I though this was gonna be the intro to some game show.

100 Puerto Rican chicas , 1 gator and an actual Florida gator between them and the exit. The only other way out is to sleep with the round dwarf in visibly stained sweatpants and weeb shirt.

Survivors get a green card.

We get a bonus round where Shannon stumbles up the stage to his 5 favorite blonde Puerto Rican and hands them a rose.

 

[Popper Whiting]

I though this was gonna be the intro to some game show.

100 Puerto Rican chicas , 1 gator and an actual Florida gator between them and the exit. The only other way out is to sleep with the round dwarf in visibly stained sweatpants and weeb shirt.

Survivors get a green card.

We get a bonus round where Shannon stumbles up the stage to his 5 favorite blonde Puerto Rican and hands them a rose.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

All Texas has done is create another revenue stream for the cartels. All throughout recorded history women have been seeking to terminate unwanted pregnancies, you don't have to like that they do, but plain fact is they have done, currently do and will continue to do so. It is utterly delusional thinking some fucking law is going to change that fact. It comes down to pragmatism, either you accept that abortions are going to happen so make them a legal and as safe as it can be medical procedure or you take an outwardly moral stance of banning them driving the trade directly into the profiteering criminal element where you have zero control and regulation whilst enriching criminals who are going to black market the trade of illegal womb scraping. Neither choice is a good one, it just comes down to your own moral judgement as to which outcome is preferable to you.

Gator is right. Choices have consequences, but just like the women who justify killing their children the anti-abortionists will have every excuse and a huge moral blindspot in order to avoid the consequences of the choices they themselves made on the issue (black market trade, dead women as a result of dodgy procedures etc.). What ever your stance is abortions are still going to happen, there is no right or moral answer to the problem, you're a piece of shit no matter which position you take on the subject of abortion and no matter what the outcome someone loses. Unless you're into the Texas discreet cunt coathangering business, in which case congratulations you just hit the jackpot.

The notion Gator would talk about personal responsibility whilst sweeping it up for Ralph, the man who managed to get yeeted out his child's life before his first birthday, is just comical.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Actual footage of Gator trying to sneak his way to Vegas to hang with Dick and Ralph. Dick is Captain Hook and Smee is the Gunt shooing Gator away cause he doesn't shower and he has piss warm takes.

Peter Pan (1953) - Tick-Tock/Shave Scene

Disclaimer: I do not own Peter Pan (1953). All rights go to Disney.Thanks for watching! Like, comment, and subscribe! :)

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[FuzzMushr00m]

OH NO NO NO WOMENBROS WILL WE EVER RECOVER?

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[Kingu Cinnamon]

OH NO NO NO WOMENBROS WILL WE EVER RECOVER?
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A reminder that this is the man that calls all of the "alawgs" on Kiwifarms incels.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

"The devil is the reason why women won't fuck me" Gator, that's embarrassing.

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[Mr E. Grifter]

Is Gator doing the whole Christfag shit now, all his borderline incel takes seem to be tinged with a bit of faux religiosity.

I never, ever remember Gator talking about or mentioning religion. Yet when Ralph starts screaming "Christ is Kang" Gator is suddenly on board?

The guy has no independent thought. At all.

 

[MeltyTW]

The guy has no independent thought. At all.

which makes him the perfect mark for a melty run death cult ironically enough

 

[veri]

which makes him the perfect mark for a melty run death cult ironically enough

gaydur is too loyal to ralph. if you ever wanted to build up a cult you’d have to corrupt the casual killstream viewers before they get to the dedicated gunt guard stage.

 

[MeltyTW]

gaydur is too loyal to ralph. if you ever wanted to build up a cult you’d have to corrupt the casual killstream viewers before they get to the dedicated gunt guard stage.

nah i could just jew subvert the kill report crowd, somehow i doubt itd be difficult

 

[Love Machine]

It's always funny when these guys have the biblical take while essentially wiping their ass with the good book.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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That is a fucking tragedy. Gator gives the best Gettin Wamenz advice.

Note: Apologies for posting video again but I just can't help myself.

Tell us Gator how you are winning against MeltyTW with your wit?

 

[Niggernerd]

Sorry sweatys but you're all wrong. Gator is the only reason Puerto Ricos population has stayed afloat. He's just a king sitting on his hot blonde Puerto Rican woman throne.

 

[Love Machine]

Gator was actually the first fag to fuck a Puerto Rican.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Based Pastor Shannon! Put those evil harlots in their place bro. Nothing makes a woman hornier than a pudgy anime dork talking about how they ruined society.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

"Why don't you venture out into the real world, Gator?"
"Well you see, some people have things to do other than being on the internet all day."
...
OK.
I don't know how that comeback makes sense.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

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