I don't give a fuck about abortion and I'm not going to pretend to. Gator's take is fun incel logic though and I agree with
@Insanely Retarded here. It makes me happy to see him piss and scream that women should be punished for having sex (with a slight layer of abstraction added to protect his chad internet persona). I can only assume that he would do his utmost to keep his hooks in any hypothetical woman he would manage to bed, so the apparent blindness to the fact that men are also relieved of responsibility through an abortion brings a smile to my face.
That was a first draft or a raw dump, I have a more "produced" version to simulate TV camera angles if you want it.
Once again it's posted, and once again I'm elated.
Never noticed it until now, but I particularly enjoy how he stutters/repeats the "that is how" in "that is how you get women" as he gathers up the courage to engage head on with the complete farce he had been cowardly dancing around for what must have felt like a complete eternity to him.
I think that's my favorite part about both this and the PR gf story. He's left uninterrupted for much longer than he normally is, and you can palpably feel his soul leave his body as the walls close in around him and nobody offers him a lifeline to pull him out. You can hear the attempts to keep calm and try not to ramble and repeat himself in his voice as the regret builds into a mild panic, and it reminds me of when I was a young kid getting in shit from my teacher and just getting pressed by nothing more than a stern look. He was probably sweating even more than usual during that whole tangent, and it was nobody's fault but his that he opened his dumb mouth and started it.
Gator is an absolute treasure and I hope he never goes offline.
I'll add that beyond his appearance, his lack of job, and his almost exclusively subservient approach to relationships, the only thing you need to know about Gator to know that he doesn't fuck is that he's outright incapable of playing it cool.