Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

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Be smart like Gaydur and don't have sex ladies, it's not hard.
Also another subtle jab at the Guntfather, I see what you did there Shannon!
Gaytor needs to apologize to pey rn before gunt bitch slaps gator back into his place like a good little bitch
 
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Be smart like Gaydur and don't have sex ladies, it's not hard.
Also another subtle jab at the Guntfather, I see what you did there Shannon!
Gator has never had sex before. Taking advice from him on when to have a child is like taking advice from a homeless dude on how to invest your money in stocks.
 
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Be smart like Gaydur and don't have sex ladies, it's not hard.
Also another subtle jab at the Guntfather, I see what you did there Shannon!
@RichardRApe Bath in Janigaydur's most recent pussy-drying take.
Didn't Shannon say morality dries up the pussy? Why is gaydur moralising about choices and consequences?
Le "I've dated many blondes" oldfag tries to lecture the masses on the mind of the wamen. You've never even touched a female that's not your mum, gaydur.
 
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Be smart like Gaydur and don't have sex ladies, it's not hard.
Also another subtle jab at the Guntfather, I see what you did there Shannon!

i’m glad the beacon of morality gator is on the case of the texas abortion law. he should call out ethan ralph next for trying to convince his child bride to get an abortion.
 
That 80 cents is his kill report dog food stipend
Make sure Gator claims that 0.80 cents of Killreport income on his tax return. Also Ralph has to file and withhold employment income on Gators income.

Gator has never had sex before. Taking advice from him on when to have a child is like taking advice from a homeless dude on how to invest your money in stocks.
You already have people taking Mershs advice on Stocks and Cryptos. A man who just moved from a couch to section 8 housing at the ripe age of 38.
 
Gator has never had sex before. Taking advice from him on when to have a child is like taking advice from a homeless dude on how to invest your money in stocks.

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a single person mention gator than people making fun of him. seriously try to remember any time you’ve seen a killstream fan even mention gator. not even in a positive context, just bring him up in general. no one will take his advice let alone listen to it.
 
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a single person mention gator than people making fun of him. seriously try to remember any time you’ve seen a killstream fan even mention gator. not even in a positive context, just bring him up in general. no one will take his advice let alone listen to it.
Even worse Guests of the KS don’t even acknowledge Gator.
 
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Be smart like Gaydur and don't have sex ladies, it's not hard.
Also another subtle jab at the Guntfather, I see what you did there Shannon!
He actually has something approaching a point there. Women (and men) often tend towards not giving a fuck about the consequences of their actions. I think he's a scummy stupid fuck most of the time, but i'm not going to begrudge him on this one, my own opinion is pretty close to his.
 
If this works so well why doesn't he have a woman?
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There are 2,773,396 Puerto Ricans, 50% atleast who are female. Meaning there are atleast 1,386,698 Puerto Rican women out there.

1,386,698 and only 1 Gator. It would be unfair to the fine latin women of that Caribbean island for him to be tied to just 1 chica's apron strings. Gator has a higher purpose man. Taming PR strange so they don't go crazy and try to stab people with scissors. That's why he cant just be with one woman.
 
There are 2,773,396 Puerto Ricans, 50% atleast who are female. Meaning there are atleast 1,386,698 Puerto Rican women out there.

1,386,698 and only 1 Gator. It would be unfair to the fine latin women of that Caribbean island for him to be tied to just 1 chica's apron strings. Gator has a higher purpose man. Taming PR strange so they don't go crazy and try to stab people with scissors. That's why he cant just be with one woman.
How did you get a copy of the drafts from Gaytor's FanFiction.net account?
 
He actually has something approaching a point there. Women (and men) often tend towards not giving a fuck about the consequences of their actions. I think he's a scummy stupid fuck most of the time, but i'm not going to begrudge him on this one, my own opinion is pretty close to his.
Gator has no clue why these people are opting for abortions, obviously the impending ban is why they're rushing - fair enough.

I mean fuck, imagine getting knocked up at 19 by some drunken pill popping maniac twice your age who has you live in his double-wide thousands of miles from home as he got you drunk and convinced you not to use protection because he wanted a child. Upon realising he's not going to support you, you decide you don't want to be tied to him for the rest of your life...

Wait, this sounds familiar...
 
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That tweet makes it so obvious that he doesn't care about abortion because he believes those are lives that are being taken, but because he is angry that women are having sex (and he doesn't have a chance with any of them).

I guarantee you that somehow if Gator managed to date rape have a chance with one of the women he calls "whores" he would become a complete and total simp and would be more than OK with getting an abortion if she wanted it.

I know, I know, that scenario is way too far fetched, pigs will fly before Gator has a chance with a woman, so let's use a different example. Gator would be 100% OK with abortion if Ralph decided tomorrow that he doesn't want May to keep the baby. He would find every possible excuse to justify Ralph's actions. Once again proving he gives zero shits about abortion and it's just about how much he hates and resents women for not sleeping with him.
 
Gator has no clue why these people are opting for abortions, obviously the impending ban is why they're rushing - fair enough.

I mean fuck, imagine getting knocked up at 19 by some drunken pill popping maniac twice your age who has you live in his double-wide thousands of miles from home as he got you drunk and convinced you not to use protection because he wanted a child. Upon realising he's not going to support you, you decide you don't want to be tied to him for the rest of your life...

Wait, this sounds familiar...
All Texas has done is create another revenue stream for the cartels. All throughout recorded history women have been seeking to terminate unwanted pregnancies, you don't have to like that they do, but plain fact is they have done, currently do and will continue to do so. It is utterly delusional thinking some fucking law is going to change that fact. It comes down to pragmatism, either you accept that abortions are going to happen so make them a legal and as safe as it can be medical procedure or you take an outwardly moral stance of banning them driving the trade directly into the profiteering criminal element where you have zero control and regulation whilst enriching criminals who are going to black market the trade of illegal womb scraping. Neither choice is a good one, it just comes down to your own moral judgement as to which outcome is preferable to you.

Gator is right. Choices have consequences, but just like the women who justify killing their children the anti-abortionists will have every excuse and a huge moral blindspot in order to avoid the consequences of the choices they themselves made on the issue (black market trade, dead women as a result of dodgy procedures etc.). What ever your stance is abortions are still going to happen, there is no right or moral answer to the problem, you're a piece of shit no matter which position you take on the subject of abortion and no matter what the outcome someone loses. Unless you're into the Texas discreet cunt coathangering business, in which case congratulations you just hit the jackpot.
 
I don't give a fuck about abortion and I'm not going to pretend to. Gator's take is fun incel logic though and I agree with @Insanely Retarded here. It makes me happy to see him piss and scream that women should be punished for having sex (with a slight layer of abstraction added to protect his chad internet persona). I can only assume that he would do his utmost to keep his hooks in any hypothetical woman he would manage to bed, so the apparent blindness to the fact that men are also relieved of responsibility through an abortion brings a smile to my face.
That was a first draft or a raw dump, I have a more "produced" version to simulate TV camera angles if you want it.

Once again it's posted, and once again I'm elated.

Never noticed it until now, but I particularly enjoy how he stutters/repeats the "that is how" in "that is how you get women" as he gathers up the courage to engage head on with the complete farce he had been cowardly dancing around for what must have felt like a complete eternity to him.

I think that's my favorite part about both this and the PR gf story. He's left uninterrupted for much longer than he normally is, and you can palpably feel his soul leave his body as the walls close in around him and nobody offers him a lifeline to pull him out. You can hear the attempts to keep calm and try not to ramble and repeat himself in his voice as the regret builds into a mild panic, and it reminds me of when I was a young kid getting in shit from my teacher and just getting pressed by nothing more than a stern look. He was probably sweating even more than usual during that whole tangent, and it was nobody's fault but his that he opened his dumb mouth and started it.

Gator is an absolute treasure and I hope he never goes offline.

I'll add that beyond his appearance, his lack of job, and his almost exclusively subservient approach to relationships, the only thing you need to know about Gator to know that he doesn't fuck is that he's outright incapable of playing it cool.
 
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