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Phil is making up a story about there being huge ques to a diner which reminds him of where is Mom used to take him, on his day out for his Wifes birthday...

He went to Burger King instead :story:

''People'' ( He really means black people folks) where shooting up ouside the Burger King

You couldnt make this shit up, but Phil sure is trying

EDIT Ninja's by a Muppet

Now when Phil went to eat his fast fool, or ''meal'' as he puts it, there was too much sauce on his burger.

He took a fucking picture !!! He filed a complaint to Burger King's website

This man has no fucking life whatsoever!

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Comma said:
Absolutely fucking amazing, this man just keeps amazing me. He puts up a public poll and lets it run for a set amount of time, doesn't get the result he wants, picks the opposite option the majority voted for before the time runs out and then immediately gives away the actual reason he doesn't want to play Psychonauts 2 ("""engagement""").

Only a hermit who blocks and bans every single piece of criticism would do something like this.

-EDIT- And of course he's doing this ultra toxic rant about it right now. Imagine being like this...
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The weirdest part is, that engagement really doesn’t make a difference to Phil. No matter whether his stream is watched by 200 people or 300 people, the income will stay mostly the same since it’s 90% supported by a few whales.

Guess those 100 viewers make a big difference to Phil’s ego.

Phil is apparently still counting on those NEW GAMES views.

It’ll be interesting to see Phil’s confused face when there are few viewers for his
Life is Strange play through, because everyone interested is either playing it themselves or watching someone entertaining play it.
 
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He's recounting at length his issues with his Burger King chicken sandwich. He took pictures, he sat in the car and filed a complaint...
He's been going back and forth with them since via email (over the course of yesterday, I guess).

Was Kat crying in the passenger seat?
This marriage is a fucking farce. Her birthday was probably filled with rants about this Burger King.

EDIT: They had fun going to exotic stores. It was fun, but it was so hot. It was 80 degrees.
 
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DeeTracktor said:
Phil is going to ALLOW (he said this a few times, always emphasised because Phil is a nice guy) channel members to nominated games to play. Like he used to do on his DEAD forums whilst on Twitch.
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No wonder he has to check out KF. It's more active and representative than his cemetery forum.

Now...he is talking about his fabulous adventure at Burger King and the "asshole burger" they gave him...an unforgettable and unique day you had there, faggot.
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Phil once again you proves he’s an idiot with too much money to burn.

Gets a disgusting over mayoed burger from Burger King. Does he go back, complain and get a new one?

Of course not.

He throws it out and complains to “Burger King’s website”.

Fucking smoothbrain!
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil wanted to go to a diner that reminded him of a place called Friendly's. He used to go there with his mom on their day out, and sit in old-style booths when they did their shopping and went to a movie.

This is where he wanted to take Kat for her birthday. And they were going to go shopping together.

He takes Kat to a place that specifically reminds him of his mom. And the plan for the rest isn't to do something special, it's to broadly just go spend money. That pretty much sums it all up.

It was busy though, and even though they're both 'double vaccinated', they didn't want to risk it. So they went to Burger King. So that they could get to their shopping.
But people were doing heroin in front. Like it's a fucking Wal-Mart or something.

He should have just gave us the zoo story we predicted, because this is far more pathetic.
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Ha, Friendly's food is garbage.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil wanted to go to a diner that reminded him of a place called Friendly's. He used to go there with his mom on their day out, and sit in old-style booths when they did their shopping and went to a movie.

This is where he wanted to take Kat for her birthday. And they were going to go shopping together.

He takes Kat to a place that specifically reminds him of his mom. And the plan for the rest isn't to do something special, it's to broadly just go spend money. That pretty much sums it all up.

It was busy though, and even though they're both 'double vaccinated', they didn't want to risk it. So they went to Burger King. So that they could get to their shopping.
But people were doing heroin in front. Like it's a fucking Wal-Mart or something.

He should have just gave us the zoo story we predicted, because this is far more pathetic.
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So Kat's birthday gift was extra salt packets from a heroin den Burger King. Phil is a real romantic at heart.
 
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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
No wonder he has to check out KF. It's more active and representative than his cemetery forum.

Now...he is talking about his fabulous adventure at Burger King and the "asshole burger" they gave him...an unforgettable and unique day you had there, faggot.
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I need one of those famous kiwi autists to identify the make/model of the vehicle based on the dashboard clock.
 
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Now we're back to complaining about food with their dinner at a Japanese restaurant that does sushi/steak/hibachi.
Read: They are splashing out money left and right. That's all this birthday was.

They were upset that there was no sushi that day. They were there for birthday sushi. So Phil got up in their faces and Kat was VERY upset.
Meals were RUINED.
They drove around looking for sushi, like that Simpsons episode where Marge admits on the stand that Homer drove around all night looking for all you can eat seafood buffets.
They couldn't go to their 'usual' sushi place because it was closed. SURE SOUNDS LIKE YOU EAT OUT CONSTANTLY, BUDDY.
These people are ridiculous.
 
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You know, Phil and CM Punk are in similar situations right now. They're both the voice of the voiceless who were treated terribly by their former employers (Twitch/WWE) and are bravely heading into uncharted waters (Youtube/AEW) to try to legitimately challenge their oppressively former slavemasters. Both of them are outspoken badass rebels who stand up to the man. Both of them are just pushing forward positively and making big waves in the industry. Now all Phil needs to do is send out his fans some congratulatory ice cream bars.

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I can't believe what I'm hearing. Don't have much else to say.

EDIT: Actually, I do have something else to say. Remember last week when snowkarl asked what they were doing for Kat's birthday and Phil went toxic and yelled NUNYABUSINESS! And here he is today, analysing his day-off for his wife's birthday. I guarantee you, he didn't want to reveal his plans for Sunday because of paranoia. He was paranoid that some fucked up troll would try to search for them in town.
 
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