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Stroke Face II Turbo said:
No wonder he has to check out KF. It's more active and representative than his cemetery forum.

Now...he is talking about his fabulous adventure at Burger King and the "asshole burger" they gave him...an unforgettable and unique day you had there, faggot.
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I can see why he's having an issue with BK corporate besides the fact he ate the fucking thing. That's not a BK Burger. BK burgers are wrapped in BK marked aluminum wrap.
 
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So the ended up ordering in from a Japanese restaurant they have been ordering from regularly. This is not their 'usual' sushi place.
So because they ended up ordering in, it was just like a 'normal day'.
They're never cooking - he's blowing his tips on constantly ordering food.

He also got her another gift and it's arriving this week, but he won't say what it is.
 
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DeeTracktor said:
He read The Farms and is trying to prove he made an effort for Khets birthday while we were posting how much of a scumbag he is for ordering doordash and watching AEW.
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I would agree, but a lot of people were predicting a zoo trip, and honestly that would have been far more dignified than this disaster.
It was all food and shopping. They didn't actually do anything together.
It'd be lame and predictable for Phil, but it'd be better than a shopping day with his mom while he forgets he is supposed to be unable to afford his mortgage payment right now. If this was an attempt to swerve us, it went as well as the swerve in his car accident story.
 
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Phil is a responsible “pet parent” who’d never give Jasper Sushi. Apparently raw fish is “human only food” filled with sauces, spices and seasonings that could be bad for a cat.

As a responsible “pet parent” Phil only gets Jasper the cheapest dry food available!

EDIT: Phil, a man who regularly pulls in over 300$ a day, is now complaining about the price of 17$ cat toys. Fahking dumbasses buying those!

HIS cat son will be raised to be fiscally responsible and not spoiled with expensive toys!
 
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The hilarious thing about the whole cm punk thing is that cm punk is only like 2 years older than phil. How in the world was this a guy phil idolized and looked at as a hero he wanted to be like? Normally thats something kids do with an adult or someone significantly older than them. How was 20 something year old phil fascinated with another 20 something year old man so much that he tried to copy his looks and personality? 25 year old phil really was like a 10 year looking up to wrestlers, but they were actually his own age which is really weird.

Then there's the fact that cm punk looks a good decade younger than phil which is also hilarious.
 
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