US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Terrifik]

The Department of Justice (DOJ) on Monday said that it will protect women who are seeking abortions in the state of Texas amid turmoil following the passage of a controversial restrictive abortion law in the state.

In a press release, Attorney General Merrick Garland said that the department will explore “all options” to challenge the new Texas law, adding that they will provide support for women in The Lone Star State who are still seeking abortions.

“The department will provide support from federal law enforcement when an abortion clinic or reproductive health center is under attack. We have reached out to U.S. Attorneys’ Offices and FBI field offices in Texas and across the country to discuss our enforcement authorities,” Garland said in a statement.

“We will not tolerate violence against those seeking to obtain or provide reproductive health services, physical obstruction or property damage in violation of the FACE Act.”

The FACE Act prohibits the use or threat of force and physical obstruction that injures or interferes with a person who is seeking to obtain or provide reproductive services, according to the DOJ release.

The act, signed into law in 1994, also prohibits damage to a health facility that provides reproductive health services.



Virginia Democrats look to tie GOP to Texas abortion law
Supreme Court's abortion ruling amplifies progressives' call for...
The Justice Department moves comes amid the backlash surrounding Texas’ new abortion law which went into effect on Wednesday.

The legislation, which was signed by Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott (R) placed an effective ban on almost all abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected, which is normally six weeks into a woman’s pregnancy.

The Supreme Court refused to block Texas’ new abortion law in a 5-4 vote on Wednesday.

DOJ says it will 'protect' women seeking abortions in Texas

The Department of Justice (DOJ) on Monday said it will protect women who are seeking abortions in the state of Texas amid turmoil following the passage of a controversial restrictive abortion law in the state.&

thehill.com

 

[A Useless Fish]

Only Death can remove Biden.

I'd say only when the meat puppet begins to fall apart, will he be removed and replaced with Kamala. Even dead and rotting, he'd be more charismatic than her.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

The Department of Justice (DOJ) on Monday said that it will protect women who are seeking abortions in the state of Texas amid turmoil following the passage of a controversial restrictive abortion law in the state.

In a press release, Attorney General Merrick Garland said that the department will explore “all options” to challenge the new Texas law, adding that they will provide support for women in The Lone Star State who are still seeking abortions.

“The department will provide support from federal law enforcement when an abortion clinic or reproductive health center is under attack. We have reached out to U.S. Attorneys’ Offices and FBI field offices in Texas and across the country to discuss our enforcement authorities,” Garland said in a statement.

“We will not tolerate violence against those seeking to obtain or provide reproductive health services, physical obstruction or property damage in violation of the FACE Act.”

The FACE Act prohibits the use or threat of force and physical obstruction that injures or interferes with a person who is seeking to obtain or provide reproductive services, according to the DOJ release.

The act, signed into law in 1994, also prohibits damage to a health facility that provides reproductive health services.



Virginia Democrats look to tie GOP to Texas abortion law
Supreme Court's abortion ruling amplifies progressives' call for...
The Justice Department moves comes amid the backlash surrounding Texas’ new abortion law which went into effect on Wednesday.

The legislation, which was signed by Texas Gov. Gregg Abbott (R) placed an effective ban on almost all abortions once a fetal heartbeat is detected, which is normally six weeks into a woman’s pregnancy.

The Supreme Court refused to block Texas’ new abortion law in a 5-4 vote on Wednesday.

DOJ says it will 'protect' women seeking abortions in Texas​

The Department of Justice (DOJ) on Monday said that it will protect women who are seeking abortions in the state of Texas amid turmoil following the passage of a controversial restrictive abortion law in the st

thehill.com

Ahhh, I see the DOJ has its priorities straight.....

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

DOJ is falling into a trap, state autonomy vs federal government.

 

[gaystoner]

Meanwhile the WH tries to spin the Hostage crisis as not a Hostage Crisis

 

[JohnDoe]

DOJ is falling into a trap, state autonomy vs federal government.

160 years after Fort Sumpter, we're right back where we started.

Meanwhile the WH tries to spin the Hostage crisis as not a Hostage Crisis

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Its kind of terrifying to see my shitpost become reality.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Meanwhile the WH tries to spin the Hostage crisis as not a Hostage Crisis

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"They're not being denied exit, they're just being denied exit!"

Its kind of terrifying to see my shitpost become reality.

 

[In Memoriam]

The women aren’t in any danger, the providers just won’t offer the service of abortion anymore. Virtue signaling at its finest

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1434965335086702595

That took what 2 weeks

 

[The Last Boyscout]

if Chadlibans just get bored of waiting, and instead decide to make brides of those teenage and young women stuck at their airport, then the admin doing this 'PROTECC' BS in Texas while literally being too lazy to just make some stern calls to the Taliban will go down as one of the most nakedly hypocritical moments in US history.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

How do you fuck this up this badly? Why is Glenn fucking Beck doing more to evacuate these people than our federal government?

We abandoned Americans and our allies to die and all the democrats want to talk about is abortion.

 

[CaesarCzech]

if Chadlibans just get bored of waiting, and instead decide to make brides of those teenage and young women stuck at their airport, then the admin doing this 'PROTECC' BS in Texas while literally being too lazy to just make some stern calls to the Taliban will go down as one of the most nakedly hypocritical moments in US history.

Well you can either shitpost here or you can tweet it to Talibs.

Under Democratic Leadership our Allies were aborted

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

How do you fuck this up this badly? Why is Glenn fucking Beck doing more to evacuate these people than our federal government?

We abandoned Americans and our allies to die and all the democrats want to talk about is abortion.

Is there really that big a difference between leaving people to die in Afghanistan vs letting innocent children be killed in the womb?

This is actually consistent as far as liberals go.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Is there really that big a difference between leaving people to die in Afghanistan vs letting innocent children be killed in the womb?

This is actually consistent as far as liberals go.

That's exactly correct. Democrats aren't politicians in the traditional sense. They're closer to serial killers.

 

[God of Nothing]

I still can't believe dozens of innocent people died over a fucking photo op. There were just kids, barely adults, for fuck's sake. Senile president didn't even have the decency to look away from his watch when they were sent home.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

no u

I've seen people using this a lot. If you don't have anything better to say, kindly do us all a favor and kill yourself.

 

[Puff]

First

I've seen people using this a lot. If you don't have anything better to say, kindly do us all a favor and kill yourself.

then

I've seen people using this a lot. If you don't have anything better to say, kindly do us all a favor and kill yourself.

...
Are you an autist who repeats himself, or is this intentional and you're pretending to be retarded?

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Funny thing is that Flight Simulator and DCS don't have the UH-60 and the latest edition of Flight Simulator has no helicopters at the moment. In the past they had the Bell 206 helicopters, that kind that news corporations use.

The Battlefield video game serious funny enough doesn't have the UH-60 and uses the UH-1 Huey.

I am disappointed that Metal Gear Soild V didn't allow players to use the blackhawk that flies us around.

Its amazing how they managed to get a single bird off the ground given how the media and Hollywood and many right wing blowhards been calling them dumb and stupid goatfuckers for years and years.

It's a shame Helicopter Simulator wasn't better. So far the best helicopter simulator of all time is a tie between GTA: Vice City and GTA: San Andreas. It's a hassle to get extra peripherals to work with those games though. Sim Copter is also good, but just very old.

Whoa! Brain blast! Sim Copter was genius. Where the fuck is the reimagining of that game? It already had homosex shenanigans in it so they wouldn't even need to woke it up.

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's a shame Helicopter Simulator wasn't better. So far the best helicopter simulator of all time is a tie between GTA: Vice City and GTA: San Andreas. It's a hassle to get extra peripherals to work with those games though. Sim Copter is also good, but just very old.

ARMA2/3, anybody? They made a heli-sim on the ARMA2 engine called Take On Helicopters, too, but I haven't tried it. But my all time favorite chopper game is Microprose Gunship! on Amiga, though they did a semidecent PSX port, too. I miss Microprose more than certain dead relatives.

EDIT: Fuck. Can't type for shit today, and the site keeps shitting itself when I try to edit.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

ARMA2/3, anybody? They made a heli-sim on the ARMA2 engine called Take On Helicopters, too, but I haven't tried it.

Take On Helicopters! That's the game I was thinking of. It was so mediocre I couldn't remember the name.

ARMA is fun though. Real life shit going on in that game. Crawl through the mud, spend hours setting up your target and then get shot in the back of the head as the assault on your unit begins by a bunch of guys you never saw.