DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Reef-Raze]

Goddamn I think it's funny that he is completely unable to figure out a way to add any intrinsic value to his subscriber benefits.

Youtube won't let you take emotes to other channels, that's just the way it is dude, you gotta' deal with it and continue to dump money into the system that offers no benefit.

Even the deathfats can offer meaningful reasons to get you to subscribe to their channels.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

LMAO at having to order through doordash being a "normal day", piggie is not very good at keeping those gout lips sealed.

If he has to play Psychosalts 2 and Tormented Whales this week anyway then why does it matter which one brings in more views/money? One of the days you are going to have less views/money, changing the day is not going to help that.

 

[Fapcop]

At least you got to save a few dollars today

I wonder if our man realizes there is a waaay easier way to mate with Phil’s mare than giving him thousands of dollars and hope for an IRL dinner invitation or whatever his retarded plan is?

You live nearby, right? Just go to Kroger’s, treat Khat like she isn’t a frumpy mess and slip her your phone number @Froggah

Woman is probably so starved for male attention and someone who pays closer attention to her than to the phone/takeaway brochure, that she’ll spend her lunch break sucking you off in the parking lot.

Now if that’s not enough incentive, think of what a chad and hero you’ll be in Phil’s chat when you tip him 50$ with a message that says “Just banged your wife today. 9/10! Get cucked Phil!”’

 

[snort inquisition]

I wonder if our man realizes there is a waaay easier way to mate with Phil’s mare than giving him thousands of dollars and hope for an IRL dinner invitation or whatever his retarded plan is?

You live nearby, right? Just go to Kroger’s, treat Khat like she isn’t a frumpy mess and slip her your phone number @Froggah

Woman is probably so starved for male attention and someone who pays closer attention to her than to the phone/takeaway brochure, that she’ll spend her lunch break sucking you off in the parking lot.

Now if that’s not enough incentive, think of what a chad and hero you’ll be in Phil’s chat when you tip him 50$ with a message that says “Just banged your wife today. 9/10! Get cucked Phil!”’

this was hard to read

 

[Fapcop]

Goddamn I think it's funny that he is completely unable to figure out a way to add any intrinsic value to his subscriber benefits.

Youtube won't let you take emotes to other channels, that's just the way it is dude, you gotta' deal with it and continue to dump money into the system that offers no benefit.

Even the deathfats can offer meaningful reasons to get you to subscribe to their channels.

At this point it’s probably more of an autism issue than Phil’s smoothbrain.

(Remember those gameless gameboxes Phil gave away? Phil has some experience coming up with worthless incentives.)

Phil has decided that getting a membership is about supporting him. So just like he autistically sticks to his schedule, he’ll make the benefit-free membership a hill to die on as well.

Also, what motivation would he have as long as speds pay for and make him fake subs anyways?

 

[Shabobus]

This drama queen lol. A burger with too much sauce is the worst day out ever.

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

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This drama queen lol. A burger with too much sauce is the worst day out ever.

He has gone 11 years without any issue and always falling upwards; for Piggy too much sauce on his slop, to him, really is close to the end of the world.

See also when he lightly clipped his finger cutting vegetables like a mongoloid.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Goddamn I think it's funny that he is completely unable to figure out a way to add any intrinsic value to his subscriber benefits.

Youtube won't let you take emotes to other channels, that's just the way it is dude, you gotta' deal with it and continue to dump money into the system that offers no benefit.

Even the deathfats can offer meaningful reasons to get you to subscribe to their channels.

I just love the reasoning that "subscribing to Phil is a means to keep his gaming career alive". Like he seriously wouldn't still be playing video games in front of a camera for a living if he wasn't making a profit off his viewers anymore.
Tips are just a green flag for him to splurge in front of his wife. Phil would still be streaming if the only money he was getting was from Youtube. What the fuck other career could he possibly hold up at this point?

 

[BepsiLight]

Yep, checks out!

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I don't want to put my tinfoil hat on but the fact this pic was taken from the drivers seat makes me actually believe Khet isn't there anymore and Phil is driving around and sitting alone in empty tables at fast food joints because he just doesn't want to admit it.
Either that or Khet took the pic for some odd reason, but I refuse to believe the pig actually drove anywhere.
Phil NEVER fucking drives. He's got PTSD from that time he almost died but miraculously survived and managed to single handedly invent let's plays and save the internet.

 

[kamekmagik]

Phil is a responsible “pet parent” who’d never give Jasper Sushi. Apparently raw fish is “human only food” filled with sauces, spices and seasonings that could be bad for a cat.

As a responsible “pet parent” Phil only gets Jasper the cheapest dry food available!

EDIT: Phil, a man who regularly pulls in over 300$ a day, is now complaining about the price of 17$ cat toys. Fahking dumbasses buying those!

HIS cat son will be raised to be fiscally responsible and not spoiled with expensive toys!

a quick catfag post:

1) DSP does not give Jasper any wet food ever, because he tried it twice and Jasper said "father, I do not wish to consume this". It can help a lot with urinary health, I have a feeling there's been zero changes to Jasper's diet and we'll have a yearly catmergency.

Hilarious that DSP is calling people out as bad pet "parents" when he sprays Jasper. This isn't even a PETA-tier complaint, it's pretty well known that the cat has no idea wtf is going on and it doesn't even work long term other than scaring the cat

But I guess we're talking about the guy that thinks that Jasper understands English.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I don't want to put my tinfoil hat on but the fact this pic was taken from the drivers seat makes me actually believe Khet isn't there anymore and Phil is driving around and sitting alone in empty tables at fast food joints because he just doesn't want to admit it.
Either that or Khet took the pic for some odd reason, but I refuse to believe the pig actually drove anywhere.
Phil NEVER fucking drives. He's got PTSD from that time he almost died but miraculously survived and managed to single handedly invent let's plays and save the internet.

Look at the music he's playing. Phil definitely doesn't listen to rap.

 

[actually]

Look at the music he's playing. Phil definitely doesn't listen to rap.

2nd one isn't Phil's car, just a reference for comparison.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

I found a website that can show you stats of "popular" accounts on social media sites. So I tried Phil's YT channel. The result was surprisingly good.

USE FULLSCREEN

Phil...
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This is how it should look like:
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This is the website

It's quite the indictment of Dave that he hasn't changed AT ALL in the last decade plus. Same wheelchairs show up to watch a new game of Phil's, realize he is a boring piece of shit, and hope the next game will bring out better in Dave. Truly the definition of insanity and the only way I can square it in my head. If it were merely bots watching his shit, wouldn't every video get the same amount of views roughly? Still, he can go back to cutting those videos up into 10 minute chunklets, it won't help his view count. He is riding that plan of action until the wheels fall off.

And you might say, "well now he streams on YT." And you are right, yes. But, much like the same core group of dent heads that watch his videos on YT, he has a core group of wheelchairs that prop him up. It works enough for him and he will continue to ride them until the wheels fall off. This goes back to his days in the FGC. He will find that one pattern combo for the most OP character he can find. He will then ride that combo until the wheels fall off. I am starting to wonder if he craves familiarity on top of being lazy, entitled, and an idiot. Just my take though.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

There is so much to unpack with the BK image and story.

For one example if it was a hot day then why are they sitting in the car eating instead of in BK itself? (especially with all of the drug dealers around).

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I cannot even fathom taking my missus to Burger King on her bloody birthday, what the fuck. To make it worse he even cocked up getting her gift on time.
Katherine's self esteem and self worth have to be non-existent at this point, shocking.

Honestly we all make mistakes in our relationships, but Phil manages to take it to the next level.

Edit: The fat git has a birthday week where Katherine has to help him get things, set up his little office and she even gets him a cake. However that gouty reprobate can't even make one day special for Katherine. Mate she might be a fat horse, but she could do better.

 

[ZehnBoat]

There is so much to unpack with the BK image and story.

For one example if it was a hot day then why are they sitting in the car eating instead of in BK itself? (especially with all of the drug dealers around).

he "checks" his food in the car
not in the restaurant
not at home

and by check i mean eats
he needs to eat something before going home, and ordering more things to eat

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I cannot even fathom taking my missus to Burger King on her bloody birthday, what the fuck. To make it worse he even cocked up getting her gift on time.
Katherine's self esteem and self worth have to be non-existent at this point, shocking.

Honestly we all make mistakes in our relationships, but Phil manages to take it to the next level.

And this is the story Phil told us. Reality is always far worse with a narcissistic liar narrator. He's just so pathetic.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, dsp should get his first escape this run.

also he said a Minotaur shockwave tracked him, and it literally didn’t. It went in a straight line and he dashed into it because he’s a hog

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Fucking teenagers working at Burger King would do something better for their partner's birthday. If your favorite restaurant is closed, go get some 'supplies' at the grocery store, some wine (gin) and whatever else, and make something at home. Does Phil really think the only way you can impress a woman is with money?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Fucking teenagers working at Burger King would do something better for their partner's birthday. If your favorite restaurant is closed, go get some 'supplies' at the grocery store, some wine (gin) and whatever else, and make something at home. Does Phil really think the only way you can impress a woman is with money?

Yes. Phil's greed and autism consumes all. He's rigid as a brick.