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The Dude said:
Maybe the shark plushies thing is because troons are subconsciously trying to warn everyone that they're actually remorseless predators, just like sharks?
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Sharks are gentle beasts that got a bad rap from Jaws. Man is a far worse "remorseless predator." Look up shark finning, it's utterly barbaric what some of those armpit countries do to sharks.

Sharks kill, on average, about 5 humans a year. You have an infinitely higher chance of being killed by a flying champagne cork, accidental poisoning, or lightning...or, of course, trooning out.
 
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Charles P. Scene said:
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I'm going to briefly go off on a tangent but the spelling of Neck's chosen name really bothers me.

Salina is Latin (and Spanish) for salt-pit, and also for saline (as in, saline solution, something derived from salt). It's ridiculous that these grown men can't even bother with finding a normal name that fits their mother tongue and culture (as in a name that could potentially facilitate their integration as true and honest wamen), or at the very least make an effort to come up with a spelling that makes sense. If you really must then call yourself Selina, which is the other version I've seen and I assume is an anglicized version of the French name Céline.

I've Googled it and apparently 'Salina' is also Greek OR Hindi (?) for 'heaven/the moon', which sounds like baby name website bullshit to me, but I don't know Greek or Hindi so it might be true. Selene was the moon goddess in Ancient Greece, but Salina is not the same thing as Selene. In any case, still a stupid choice for a neck man living in an English-speaking country.
 
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I think the ikea shark was a fad before vtubers really got to be a thing. Or maybe the circles I'm in got exposed it out of order. The shark was around in 2019 and I don't really recall this vtuber thing pre-Covid.

And yes I suppose I briefly forgot the rampant infantilism that exists in the twittertroon universe. Because just behaving like a normal member of society is boring, I guess.
 
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nertz said:
I think the ikea shark was a fad before vtubers really got to be a thing. Or maybe the circles I'm in got exposed it out of order. The shark was around in 2019 and I don't really recall this vtuber thing pre-Covid.

And yes I suppose I briefly forgot the rampant infantilism that exists in the twittertroon universe. Because just behaving like a normal member of society is boring, I guess.
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I'm fairly certain the shark thing came from shark boy on 4chan aka. u/stupidstories
 
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LMAO at Ripley unironically invoking “cruel and unusual” punishment and his gross enablers. “YOU NEED” this gross, fetishistic surgery. I guess the 41% were casually lost in previous generations’ suicide statistics because their trans identity and need to have a surgically created dick vagina weren’t recognized. This is so fucking insulting to literally everyone.

If they really wanted to advance “trans rights” these weirdos would STFU. Most normies are still hoodwinked into thinking that trans means hyper effeminate gay man so they’re not really seen as predatory to women. If only they knew the real parade of transbians and fetishists lurking.
 
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I'm not caught up, so I'll delete if it's already been discussed.

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Wouldn't they be given needles when they get the drugs? Why would doctors prescribe it to them, and give them no way to use?

Simple, they're all buying it from sketchy sellers. Except Kevin, probably. And maybe Jen. They do have amholes, after all.
 
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stupid frog said:
I'm not caught up, so I'll delete if it's already been discussed.

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Wouldn't they be given needles when they get the drugs? Why would doctors prescribe it to them, and give them no way to use?

Simple, they're all buying it from sketchy sellers. Except Kevin, probably. And maybe Jen. They do have amholes, after all.
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Needles are cheap af off any medical supply website, they need to stop grifting.
 
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(no clue why I can't reply or quote this normally)

This is such a monumentally retarded take holy shit. First off, the aren't actually purchasing the apartment you live in like you purchase a car. Rent != making payments on a loan. You can actually get apartments that way if you want by buying a condo, although you are now on the hook for maintenance and repairs that you just don't worry about when you rent. Secondly, the reason why cars depreciate is because it's a commodity that get less desirable as it ages. Housing isn't a commodity, it's a necessity, so there's inherently going to be more demand for it. It's an apples to oranges comparison that I would accuse of being dishonest if I didn't think Wedge was retarded enough to actually believe this.

Wedge apparently doesn't know how taxes work. If the property value goes up, so does the taxes (shocking, I know). There also is inflation, refurbishments, and a load of other justifiable increases to rent. If the asset gains value and they can't extract anything from that value, what's the fucking point?
 
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[Imagine Wedge's dumbass take on landlords/renting here because I can't quote...]

My god, he has no clue how the real world works. Does he forget that a house/apartment building requires a ton of maintenance? Time for a new roof, that's what, ten grand if you're lucky? Landscaping? Place needs new paint every few years. Your tranny tenant tries to neck themselves off one of your pipes and floods the place and you need new ceilings? Insurance? Trash pickup? Property taxes and capital gains? Sure, there are shitty landlords. But a lot of places have laws that protect tenants' rights even more than landlords, which can be a nightmare for a property owner if you get caught up in a situation like that. They take that risk by renting to you.
If there was no incentive to break even and at some point hopefully make a profit from renting a property, then why would anyone do it? Why should the rent being paid have anything to do with the initial paid value? A landlord is providing a service, why should they not be compensated for that, like any other business that provides a needed service?

This sounds like an idea that a high school freshman would try to argue in class after they've had their first lesson on communism.
 
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