DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Beverly Sutphin]

I don't want to put my tinfoil hat on but the fact this pic was taken from the drivers seat makes me actually believe Khet isn't there anymore and Phil is driving around and sitting alone in empty tables at fast food joints because he just doesn't want to admit it.
Either that or Khet took the pic for some odd reason, but I refuse to believe the pig actually drove anywhere.
Phil NEVER fucking drives. He's got PTSD from that time he almost died but miraculously survived and managed to single handedly invent let's plays and save the internet.

Do I think his mo-sorry, his wife, is still there? Maybe on a part-time basis, as today she was getting the Riley Reid treatment on her birthday. Hey! A horse needs to be taken out of her stable once and awhile. I think Dave was trying to drum up sympathy from Kat, didn't get any, and he decided to tell the wheelchair armada about his mo-sorry, Kat's, birthday. As far as Dave driving, I think he drives around town, so he can waddle around Fred Meyers and the mall, but avoids the 405 and the 5 like he avoids making a Kiwifarms account.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Fucking teenagers working at Burger King would do something better for their partner's birthday. If your favorite restaurant is closed, go get some 'supplies' at the grocery store, some wine (gin) and whatever else, and make something at home. Does Phil really think the only way you can impress a woman is with money?

Phil might know there are more ways to impress women, but the only way he can is with money. Don't want to start another debate about having sex but if in the unlikely event they're doing it you know it sucks and if they aren't that's still knocks if off the list. He isn't romantic so no homemade candle light dinners and he isn't empathetic so at the end of the day he doesn't really care if her birthday sucked his day sucked because he had to run around and placate Kat so she'll add more time on the clock counting down to the inevitable divorce.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Interestingly, way later after the night stream ends, Phil and Derich resume their meeting of the autistic retards in his stream chat

This conversation sounds like 2 gay people met online and arranged to meet offline to circle jerk, seriously

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how old is derich?
he must be close to getting A FUCKING JOB.
Bills are not going to pay themselves, Derich.
I don't care if you are a coombrain autistic, burgers ain't gonna flip themselves and tax season is coming.

ps: the .ru domain doesn't work. fuck you nullmoot.

 

[King Nutsack]

So people can't vote for hats now? He wore the same awful hair one twice today.

He threw this autistic fit on Friday about how he couldn't wear the Nazi hat on the day stream for Friday because he NEEDED to wear it on the Street Fighter stream and it would be absolutely forbidden to wear the same hat twice. But it's okay to wear the awful hair hat twice and not poll the chat either time. Fantastic pig logic.

I went back to try to figure out why and I guess it's because he can't put the headphones over the other hats...? Prepare to see a lot of that awful hair hat then.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

damn I didn’t even realize Phil beat hades last night lmao, I quit watching.

im assuming someone told him to use that bow aspect, it’s easily the laziest build you can make in the game and super good, I figured it was only a matter of time till he did it. I’m surprised the bow was even the last weapon, he was playing like a scared little kid since day one, using a ranged weapon seemed like a no brainer.

people said early on he looked up a guide and it seemed super apparent last night, he wasn’t shocked at all when hades got his 2nd life bar and said he figured it would happen and after beating him he barely seemed excited…because he already knew it wasn’t the end of the game and is even like “you gotta escape like 10 times?” For how much he seemed to actually like the game(by Phil’s standards) he was utterly uncaring after his first win, like no surprise at all

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

how old is derich?
he must be close to getting A FUCKING JOB.
Bills are not going to pay themselves, Derich.
I don't care if you are a coombrain autistic, burgers ain't gonna flip themselves and tax season is coming.

ps: the .ru domain doesn't work. fuck you nullmoot.

Derich is 19, maybe 20, and is starting his first day of college today, where he'll be studying computer science. Can't imagine that going well.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Derich is 19, maybe 20, and is starting his first day of college today, where he'll be studying computer science. Can't imagine that going well.

"Hi Professor I'm Derich, what are your favourite 5 porn scenes of all time?"

 

[Cataloons]

Phil is a responsible “pet parent” who’d never give Jasper Sushi. Apparently raw fish is “human only food” filled with sauces, spices and seasonings that could be bad for a cat.

I once gave a cat sushi-grade tuna, and she refused to eat normal cat food for a few days because she thought I was holding out on her. It's actually really good for them, in moderation. Phil is an idiot and Jasper deserves better. And to not have been declawed.

Phil is such a dick. Just apropos of nothing, but I sometimes get surprised that anyone can be that separated from normal reality.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Fucking teenagers working at Burger King would do something better for their partner's birthday. If your favorite restaurant is closed, go get some 'supplies' at the grocery store, some wine (gin) and whatever else, and make something at home. Does Phil really think the only way you can impress a woman is with money?

Yes, and that's not the only thing. Phil thinks anything can be solved by just throwing money at it, if he doesn't have enough money to throw then he just begs the wheelchairs and sacrifices more of his dignity to Mammon just so he can get more of that sweet ca$h.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

This burger king and Kat birthday situation is the exact reason (among the other hundreds) why Phil is a lolcow and won't ever not be a lolcow. Onwards to 10k pages!

 

[ProvenWrong]

Derich is 19, maybe 20, and is starting his first day of college today, where he'll be studying computer science. Can't imagine that going well.

Oh Christ... I feel sorry for his Professor...

He's gonna ask him the same question five times..

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Derich is 19, maybe 20, and is starting his first day of college today, where he'll be studying computer science. Can't imagine that going well.

Computer science? He'll fit right in.

 

[Azuma Ninja]

How does he have the niggerstaffed one where they MAKE A NEW BURGER after the complaint instead of handing you a three hour old drying one? The "upperclass" one would be the one that actually remakes "fresh" food lmao sorry bro u live in the ghetto

A Burger King where they fuck up your burger sounds shitty to me regardless of how they handle your complaint about the shitty burger afterwards. I've never gotten a burger that was somehow messed up at my local Burger Kings and Mcdonalds. They always taste pretty much the exact same. Seems like something that would be pretty hard to fuck up generally unless you are very retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

Derich is 19, maybe 20, and is starting his first day of college today, where he'll be studying computer science. Can't imagine that going well.

Derich raises a hand:

“Yes Mr.. Eh... Ip?”

“I just wanted to say MASSIVE SHOUTOUTS TO PROFESSOR BERKOVSKY and his GORGEOUS AND SEXY COMP SCI 101!!! What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?”

(And no, there’s no way this will end well. Derich might not be that much different from 20% of his class. The only difference is that he was dumb enough to post the most degenerate shit under his real name, and sooner or later someone is going to say: “That Derich sure is something! Wonder what a google search will reveal!”

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

This burger king and Kat birthday situation is the exact reason (among the other hundreds) why Phil is a lolcow and won't ever not be a lolcow. Onwards to 10k pages!

I particularly enjoyed the story of him driving through treacherous mountain roads with no guard rails. Pretty sure he slept the entire day and it was all a dream.

 

[Sona]

I mean fuck me, I don't even have to mention what a big role money had when he was dating Leanna. And now with Katherine it's the same thing.

He has fuck all to offer but money, that's why you often see fat older men with young hot birds. However Phil isn't rich, he just seeks out exceptional birds.

Exceptional and fucking cheap, your average 12 year old could afford birthday dinner for her, and would probably be a better conversation partner than Phil

I cannot believe he took her to Burger King on her birthday, my fucking sides

 

[Fapcop]

Exceptional and fucking cheap, your average 12 year old could afford birthday dinner for her, and would probably be a better conversation partner than Phil

I cannot believe he took her to Burger King on her birthday, my fucking sides

Now, now... In Phil’s defense, I’m pretty sure that Khat was busy texting her side pieces on the phone to set up a visit to the Jim, so when Phil went. “I can’t believe this massive line man.. *SNORT* Ehm... There is a Burger King right over there?!” She probably just didn’t hear it and just went “Eh yeah Phil, sure sounds great!”

 

[Iron Hamster]

Also, I just had a thought: What if Phil's adamant refusal to say what he and Kat were doing was because Phil was too fucking lazy to properly plan out Kat's birthday in time?

I just assumed as much.

How does he have the niggerstaffed one where they MAKE A NEW BURGER after the complaint instead of handing you a three hour old drying one? The "upperclass" one would be the one that actually remakes "fresh" food lmao sorry bro u live in the ghetto

That's if you even believe the tale. He had to make something up since he hyped up the day off as larping mature adult.

 

[Fapcop]

I once gave a cat sushi-grade tuna, and she refused to eat normal cat food for a few days because she thought I was holding out on her. It's actually really good for them, in moderation. Phil is an idiot and Jasper deserves better. And to not have been declawed.

Phil is such a dick. Just apropos of nothing, but I sometimes get surprised that anyone can be that separated from normal reality.

Watching the Phil Burnell show is such a trip, because we know what a greedy denthead he is, but on a regular basis still get fucking stunned at just HOW greedy and stupid he is.

IT IS RAW FISH!!! How can YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!? At most places they even make the fucking sushi RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! Did Phil ever see them dip the fish pieces in a box that said “Human spices and sauces-Keep clear of cats” or something?

How the fuck does Phil think that WILD CATS SURVIVE?! Does he believe they have their own cat food factories run by little cats with clipboards and shit?!?

Phil is a dick as you said, so there’s probably some kind of “can’t have the cat used to expensive stuff tuh-huh-huh!” reasoning behind it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He threw this autistic fit on Friday about how he couldn't wear the Nazi hat on the day stream for Friday because he NEEDED to wear it on the Street Fighter stream and it would be absolutely forbidden to wear the same hat twice. But it's okay to wear the awful hair hat twice and not poll the chat either time. Fantastic pig logic.

I went back to try to figure out why and I guess it's because he can't put the headphones over the other hats...? Prepare to see a lot of that awful hair hat then.
Also, I just had a thought: What if Phil's adamant refusal to say what he and Kat were doing was because Phil was too fucking lazy to properly plan out Kat's birthday in time?

He said the same about the nazi hat but bought it anyway.

A Burger King where they fuck up your burger sounds shitty to me regardless of how they handle your complaint about the shitty burger afterwards. I've never gotten a burger that was somehow messed up at my local Burger Kings and Mcdonalds. They always taste pretty much the exact same. Seems like something that would be pretty hard to fuck up generally unless you are very retarded.

Literally all he had to do was walk back into the store, show them, and they would have made him a new one if it were true. But there was nothing wrong with it as proven by the pic.

IT IS RAW FISH!!! How can YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!? At most places they even make the fucking sushi RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! Did Phil ever see them dip the fish pieces in a box that said “Human spices and sauces-Keep clear of cats” or something?

How the fuck does Phil think that WILD CATS SURVIVE?! Does he believe they have their own cat food factories run by little cats with clipboards and shit?!?

It's his need to spew his daily dose of stupid. And it shows just how self centered and unaware of his surroundings he is. He probably does believe they do the human spice thing even though they apparently go for sushi all the time according to him. So much so that they don't even know the store's schedule.
And of course they have their own factories. Here's a spy pic of one of the researchers:

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