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I love the fact that Phil put in the reservations for the fancy sushi restaurant online and didn’t call ahead. He’s terrified of human contact to the point where he’d rather fill out the reservation form than check in and hear “hey we won’t have sushi that day it’s our sushi chef’s day awf”
It’s the same shit as the realtors(?) who didn’t email Phil so he didn’t do anything about the condo
 
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Phil did 15 minutes of overtime to finish a section of the game.
During that time, Mr.Timo, who claimed trolls had gone to his channel to harass him for tipping earlier, tipped Phil $30 to hit the vest goal.

In the next five minutes, Phil leaned in to ban someone in chat twice, looked at chat passively once... and completely ignored the tip.
There is literally no way he didn't see it. He just overtly hid money to make it look like he hadn't hit the tips goal to bait money in OT.
After 5 minutes when chat had soured over this, Phil passively acknowledged the $30, barely said thank you, and grabbed a vest for the last battle.

So there you go Mr.Timo. That's why the detractors shit on you - because you pay Phil to shit on you.

EDIT: And Phil is again saying nobody in the chat is talking.
He has not spoken to chat himself for 10 minutes and ignored them before that because he didn't want to acknowledge the $30 tip.
 
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QUOTE OF THE DAY FROM PHIL’S RANT!

“I have a busy social life. I have a wife, I have a cat, I have a house to take care of!”


LMAO! I can’t believe he actually said that!

His “busy social life” consists of his wife (who’s barely there) and his cat.

Most drug addicts, schizophrenics and homeless would shake their heads and take pity on someone like who Phil is describing here.

And the crazy part is that his hermit life has cut him so far off from reality, that he doesn’t even realize how pathetic he sounds.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil did 15 minutes of overtime to finish a section of the game.
During that time, Mr.Timo, who claimed trolls had gone to his channel to harass him for tipping earlier, tipped Phil $30 to hit the vest goal.

In the next five minutes, Phil leaned in to ban someone in chat twice, looked at chat passively once... and completely ignored the tip.
There is literally no way he didn't see it. He just overtly hid money to make it look like he hadn't hit the tips goal to bait money in OT.
After 5 minutes when chat had soured over this, Phil passively acknowledged the $30, barely said thank you, and grabbed a vest for the last battle.

So there you go Mr.Timo. That's why the detractors shit on you - because you pay Phil to shit on you.

EDIT: And Phil is again saying nobody in the chat is talking.
He has not spoken to chat himself for 10 minutes and ignored them before that because he didn't want to acknowledge the $30 tip.
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It really is astounding how much money he makes for how dead his chat is.

I would like to thank those few whales that keep our lolcow funded. If it wasn't for them, we probably would have lost him by now.
 
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So maybe I'm late on this, (forum search isn't working for me) but I found this Japanese steakhouse. https://www.mizusteakhouse.com/

It specifically says Steak, Seafood, Sushi and there are two locations. One in Covington (about 30 mins from Phil,) or Tukwila (about 15 minutes from Phil.) The Tukwila location seems more appropriate considering the distance.

Now the interesting thing to note if you go on the website is that the sushi menu is only listed for the Covington location. In light of that fact I think a reasonable person would probably call the restaurant to see why they don't have sushi listed for the location I wanted to go to, as this is a pretty important date and dinner. I know I would have, considering sushi is primary reason for wanting to go.

So it seems to me that one or both of these retards saw the sushi menu at the Covington location and just assumed and made the reservation for the closer restaurant.

Not to mention the fact that if you read the recent google reviews, there's one from about a month ago with a photo that says "No sushi at this location until further notice!" It also happens to show as the top review when sorted by the default "most relevant."
 
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Now the interesting thing to note if you go on the website is that the sushi menu is only listed for the Covington location.
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Judging by their sushi menu, which according to Phil his mo-eh Khat thought was really exciting, Khat has raised past the 50lb weight gain and is nearing packing on 100lb.

It’s literally all greasy fucking shit, full of deepfried crap, cream cheese, mayonnaise and avocados, that no self respecting Japanese person would ever touch with a 10 foot chopstick.

I’d expect every one of their guests who come there for the sushi to literally sweat butter and faintly smell like a deep fryer.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil did 15 minutes of overtime to finish a section of the game.
During that time, Mr.Timo, who claimed trolls had gone to his channel to harass him for tipping earlier, tipped Phil $30 to hit the vest goal.

In the next five minutes, Phil leaned in to ban someone in chat twice, looked at chat passively once... and completely ignored the tip.
There is literally no way he didn't see it. He just overtly hid money to make it look like he hadn't hit the tips goal to bait money in OT.
After 5 minutes when chat had soured over this, Phil passively acknowledged the $30, barely said thank you, and grabbed a vest for the last battle.

So there you go Mr.Timo. That's why the detractors shit on you - because you pay Phil to shit on you.

EDIT: And Phil is again saying nobody in the chat is talking.
He has not spoken to chat himself for 10 minutes and ignored them before that because he didn't want to acknowledge the $30 tip.
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Worth checking to see what icon the earlier MrTimo had. The most likely YouTube account follows both DavidDavidson and chaffxgrenade and not DSP. Obviously rules nothing out, but should be considered that it could be one of the few whales tipping under the assumed name of someone they saw on here.
 
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"It really is astounding how much money he makes for how dead his chat is." @UncleFuckAss (quoting is broken)

Yeah, so he actually acknowledged this today, which I thought was interesting. Right before he cut stream, he commented that today's support was fantastic for how many people were active on the stream today. I think that's the first time in a while where he has acknowledged something like that.

Curiously he gave a special thanks at the end to ainshin for the tip earlier in the stream. This is odd giving that ainshin was not the top tip (it was Hugh Jazz and then Mr. Timo dropped the biggest to hit the goal). Almost like he knew they weren't present at the end anyway. Make of that what you will.

EDIT: @actually That fits with your observation then - Phil knew who it was and was dismissive of them by the end.
That also means some paypig didn't just pose as Mr. Timo, but made up a story for Phil about how trolls had come to his channel and messaged him to laugh at him for tipping Phil.
That's about the degree of autism I'd expect from his alias whales...
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Phil's chat gets increasingly deader, but he makes increasingly more money in tips. Nothing about this insane community ever makes sense.
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I believe that is what Phil means by organic growth!

Remember anyone can keep a game in rotation if their wallet is fat enough, or the gorverment has supplied them with taxpayers munnies.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil did 15 minutes of overtime to finish a section of the game.
During that time, Mr.Timo, who claimed trolls had gone to his channel to harass him for tipping earlier, tipped Phil $30 to hit the vest goal.

In the next five minutes, Phil leaned in to ban someone in chat twice, looked at chat passively once... and completely ignored the tip.
There is literally no way he didn't see it. He just overtly hid money to make it look like he hadn't hit the tips goal to bait money in OT.
After 5 minutes when chat had soured over this, Phil passively acknowledged the $30, barely said thank you, and grabbed a vest for the last battle.

So there you go Mr.Timo. That's why the detractors shit on you - because you pay Phil to shit on you.
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And to all other posts asking how he's making more money, it's simple: detractors.

This is what Mr. Timo is referring as "harassment":
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Now, just go check his subscriptions, and you'll quickly realize that this guys is subscribed to a bunch of DSP and LTG detractors, but isn't even subscribed to fucking DSP.
Link to his channel.

I'll never understand this caffenaited mass-hysteria. Yes, you like how much a scumbag he is? Sure, drop a few hundred then! ffs
 
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