Francis era betting pool and speculation

How long until Amberlynn moves in with the new girlfriend and how long will their relationship last?

  • 1 month until move in

    Votes: 258 31.4%
  • 2 months until move in

    Votes: 163 19.9%
  • 3-6 months until move in

    Votes: 93 11.3%
  • 1+ year until move in

    Votes: 10 1.2%
  • Dead in the water relationship

    Votes: 303 36.9%
  • 1-3 months relationship

    Votes: 34 4.1%
  • 3-6 months relationship

    Votes: 69 8.4%
  • 1 year relationship

    Votes: 69 8.4%
  • 2-4 year relationship

    Votes: 76 9.3%
  • Forever wifey ❤

    Votes: 52 6.3%

  • Total voters
    821
She's learning from Amber. Pulling a Liduralley nevur happened because one or two details are slightly off.
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She's learning from Amber. Pulling a Liduralley nevur happened because one or two details are slightly off.
What a weird and and vey specific thing to say

"I am not her, I am not athletic"

You would have to be a very avid ALR watcher to know that this was said - I can not even remember if it was Amber or Becky who made the comment that Wifey was 'athletic' as if those of us who are sperging on the identity of Wifey would go 'Oh alright then, that is that lead gone cold'

Like a suspect in an interrogation room saying 'I didn't do it ... if don't even own a gun....when only a few people know the victim was shot and that non-ownership of a gun indicates innocence'

I do not think that any of the leads on here are solid and I do not really care if they are or not - the identity of 'Wifey' has become less of a hot topic than the actual intentions of this stranger that Amber has let into her house.

Who cares who it is. I just want to know if she plans on cutting off Ambers head fucking the her still warm skull and then feeding the rancid body to body to Twinkie
 
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" I can not even remember if it was Amber or Becky who made the comment that Wifey was 'athletic' as if those of us who are sperging on the identity of Wifey would go 'Oh alright then, that is that lead gone cold'"

I believe it was Big Al herself who said this.
 
This is clearly true love. Amber has finally found her forever, her personal Orange Chicken. They shall be Amfran and who are we to stand in their way, when our dainty gorl cannot stand unaided at all?
Why does the word Amfran make me think of Asbestos? Like it sounds like something you'd take your landlord to court for if you found it in your home
 
Lol can't believe my kewl_kat_steve finding has come so far. I definitely think there's something there.

Now people are asking if it's Jade Francis that went to Delaware state university.

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But like...it can't be this chick. She is a very accomplished person - college, cyber security, track and field. She would be about 26 years old given the info from her resume that she went to college from 2013-2017, and if she graduated high school in 2013 at age 18 like usual. But idk, I don't think either of them would be stupid enough to give away a real first/last name (Jade or Francis). Some thunkful things tho ... The resume also includes some teaching gigs, which we know wifey teaches something somehow. Also, the cyber security stuff would definitely have her working many hours from home.

But I still think that this Jade chick is wayyyyy too good for Amber and
Kewl_kat_steve/Kingsley whatever the fuck their name is, is much more of a possibility.
Lol
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The chat seems to think this Jade Francis is wifey, because the details Big Al has given out like candy match up with the available info on Jade Francis. I can't figure out why either of these two would want Big Al. She's an uneducated loser and (according to her scale) 530 pounds.
 
The chat seems to think this Jade Francis is wifey, because the details Big Al has given out like candy match up with the available info on Jade Francis. I can't figure out why either of these two would want Big Al. She's an uneducated loser and (according to her scale) 530 pounds.
Becky just referred to wipey as “Jade” in Amber’s livestream.

I didn’t think they’d be dumb enough to give away her first and last name, but it looks like this Jade Francis might actually be our gorl.
Keep in mind, a very accomplished young woman can still be batshit crazy and just hiding it well at work. Jade Francis could have bizarre fetishes, unresolved mother issues, a savior complex, piles of debt, irresistible attraction to minor "celebrities", etc.

She might even just hate her job and dream of an online "influencer career" after peeling 200 lbs off youtube's most notorious deathfat. Look for her to start her own channel and "fitness coaching" company if Amber loses significant weight on Wifey's "meal prep" prepared meals.
 
The so-called poly thing. What Big Al was describing is not a poly relationship, it's an open relationship. She's stupid and just takes Jade's explanation that it's "where one person could date/be with another person if they wanted" and of course who on earth would be looking to someone else for sex when they have an allegedly 530 pound dainty princess like Big Al at home?

She's so very stupid. She's going to learn all kinds of things by letting a rando she's "in love" with into the apartment.

Regarding the comments above: I think it's likely it's this Jade Francis person and that she's playing Big Al for anything and everything she (and whoever her gf/bf is) can get.
 
There is a strange irony that Ambers new girlfriend's sporting talent is throwing weights around but also she is a security analyst/advisor and a bunch of ranos found out who she was from just a few bits of info gleaned from ALR's weird flapping gob and then confirmed by an ex-girlfriend who is just tired of her shit
 
There is a strange irony that Ambers new girlfriend's sporting talent is throwing weights around but also she is a security analyst/advisor and a bunch of ranos found out who she was from just a few bits of info gleaned from ALR's weird flapping gob and then confirmed by an ex-girlfriend who is just tired of her shit

An intl business degree and a less than one year certificate from some academy does not a security expert make. I love all the techie-sounding crap on her resume.

Shall we decode some? Fellow nerds, feel free to chime in - it's fun for everyone!

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Customer Experience Manager​

AKA Help desk or phone support.​



Jul 2019 - Sep 20201 year 3 months

Three months? What a wuss. Most nerds don't tap out of phone or email support until a year.



Managed daily oversight of the general CX inbox, triaging emails based on urgency, and personally responding to any emails which required immediate attention or escalation.

AKA Answered level 1 tickets, passed shit that needed higher level support up the chain.



Collaborated with the Warehouse and Dispatch teams to develop procedures around customer responses, and conversation hand-offs.

AKA Chatted with them to find out WTF was going on with the customer's whatever to get them off our ass. Forwarded phone calls over to shipping to let the customer chew on a different ass for a bit about their whatever.



Collected and analyzed weekly and monthly data surrounding team performance; used the acquired data to coach team members on best practices.

AKA I was the snitch who reported email totals and call times to management. For this, I was rewarded with a quasi-supervisory post.



Managed company NPS and CSAT; tracked responses weekly in order to determine immediate room for improvement amongst the customer experience department.

AKA I'm trying to show we gave a shit about customers and I got to lecture my serfs on not telling customers to go fuck themselves.



Analyzed customer feedback and presented that information to supervisors to ensure a customer focused environment.

AKA This is the same bullshit as the last one.
 
I don't buy the slip up. I think that could be paranoialynn. KF is likely on to something with Kingsley
I agree. That was staged to throw us off imo. Wipey is Kingsley.
ETA- who tf knows. Maybe it's both of them with all the poly talk. They live in different states though.
 
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In the 8/26/21 livestream “a simple favor”, wifey said she was a scorpio.

The LinkedIn Jade Francis profile led me to an older Jade Francis LinkedIn profile that went to the same college and gave her hometown of Islandia NY. Based on that I was able to find:
Jade C. Francis
November 1, 1995 ♏
3790 Express Dr S, Islandia, NY, 11749-5523
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Cell: (516) 410-7570
Landline: (631) 232-4420
Relatives:
Jacqueline Francis - sister?
Dashana (Francis) Dulin -mother?
Sonia Francis - grandmother?
John Francis -grandfather?

and this lawsuit from last year by Discover Bank came up when I searched that name:
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In the 8/26/21 livestream “a simple favor”, wifey said she was a scorpio.
The LinkedIn Jade Francis profile led me to an older Jade Francis LinkedIn profile that went to the same college and gave her hometown of Islandia NY. Based on that I was able to find:
Jade C. Francis
November 1, 1995 ♏
3790 Express Dr S, Islandia, NY, 11749-5523
Interesting, well if that is wipey she'll probably be out of job tomorrow if all the trolls that come here decide to call her job. Welcome to the Amberverse! Cheers bitch! :drink:
 
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