Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Constellationzero]

That's a really interesting idea, Wedge. Though unfortunately I don't listen to economical opinions from people who beg for money on the Internet.

Now that Ridin' with Biden wants the IRS to have permanent direct access to our bank accounts, we can laff at the hilarity as communist, sex worker SPEDS like Wedge have their bank accounts constantly, persistently exposed to state agencies that give out welfare and medicaid--YAAAAAAY!

And Neck boy will have his finances wreckt as his ex wife may find it easier than ever to introduce R-E-S-P-O-N-S-A-B-I-L-I-T-Y to her lazy ex troon!!!

I mean--it sucks for the rest of us since this might get passed under the radar, but think of the entertainment!!

 

[Schatzi Katze]

So did she fuck Bonnie or Kev? Cause Kev sure as fuck doesn't own the Tranch.

Reads to me like Bon got the physical action at the con and Kevin is tryna swoop in for attention scraps because its a decently attractive biological female and for all the coomer posturing Kev is mostly straight.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin (paraphrased): there's no such thing as the friend zone when you're queer because the line between sex, love, and friendship is always blurred but respected lol how do nonqueers function



This entire chain of tweets with this new friend of the ranch has turned on a huge alarm in my head. I don't know what it is, whether it is her behavior or his or BonBon's. Something is going to come soon for the tranch and it might not be what they hoped for.

 

[SCSI]

@Lubby Smith

-Posts hundreds of nude pictures and videos, which have grown increasingly disgusting as testosterone has ruined her toys and made her hairy. Many piss videos.

It's like an Auschwitz survivor decided to recreate Manson's "Mechanical Animals" original album cover, what the fuck.

Spoiler: Mechanical Tranimals

 

[Trianon]

"Regular boys are icky, you are special" = the perfect summation of gender nonsense

So Stella is the chick that Kevin was freaking out about when people said he was misgendering her by being "so gay" for her. Unfortunately, she has no standards and is into it, so he's vindicated. I love the complicated "I'm only a boy to outsider unqueers, but if you want me to be a girl, that's cool." And bonus: if you slip up on your stated sexuality, it's because it was your headmates wot done it!

Kev better WATCH if she really has a glowy dad. We'll get another Chris Chan raid on the Tranch.

She is clearly a shiny new toy so Kev doesn't think about how Neck immediately left him for Wedge.

 

[lamp shade]

She is clearly a shiny new toy so Kev doesn't think about how Neck immediately left him for Wedge.

Such a great plot twist I didn’t see coming. Does Neck still live on the tranch or has he moved on already? It’s not clear to me if he’s just traveling around to fuck Wedge or if he’s left for good.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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And the best thing about this is that the misgendering REALLY got to Rioley, and it does so every time. Even if the rest of the story is wishful bullshit (Rioley being big and manly and squaring up for a fight like a true woman) it’s just beautiful how the world not playing along with his fantasy enrages him. How dare people use their eyes!

Rent-free. It’s perfect.

 

[T.E.R.F]

That string of tweets is so sad. Poor girl. So desperate for affection she will let even the disgusting, degenerate tranch men abuse her. Can’t even understand boundaries between friendship and sex. I don’t care when they string in other gross fetishistic male coomers but this is an actual female and very obviously a victim of abuse throughout her life.

 

[m40gasmask]

That's a really interesting idea, Wedge. Though unfortunately I don't listen to economical opinions from people who beg for money on the Internet.

There's these things called taxes, which I know this retard doesn't pay. But he undoubtedly continues to vote for the people who keep raising the damn taxes. Maybe he shouldn't be so shortsighted and expect that everything is free, without consequences.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

OK, so like six months ago I found this KindKinkster/Stella person and almost mentioned them in a personal lolcow thread because every tweet/social post was just so insane. The piss play and incessant tweets were too much to keep up with, but this was a cow I loved to lurk on occasion. To now see that she’s mixed up in the Kevin/Tranch soap opera is just a gift.

@Lubby Smith, excellent work. I can’t quote/reply because dear feeder hasn't fixed the site, but amazing work. She likes to rescue rats and keep them as pets. And she’s a nanny, meaning she interacts with children which is just horrifying. For some reason I thought she lived in LA, but whatever.

But Kevin getting friend-zoned by the chick with an extreme overbite and hairy pits, who is legitimately more of a performative victim/collector of afflictions then even our dear Becky Gerber, only for Bonnie (who I imagine still has a dick? Maybe?) to be the one getting it in, is just delightful.

I cannot express how weirdly fulfilling it is to have my lolcow spidey sense affirmed.

 

[AssignedEva]

Hold up: isn’t Bro-nnie married to an (intact) boy? So now they’re icky?

IIRC Bonnie was claiming to be asexual at one point so I guess has completely stopped having sex with his husband Sky, who apparently is the unpaid ranch manager who does the majority of the actually productive work (what little productive work there is). God knows why.

This entire chain of tweets with this new friend of the ranch has turned on a huge alarm in my head. I don't know what it is, whether it is her behavior or his or BonBon's. Something is going to come soon for the tranch and it might not be what they hoped for.

If someone tells you "I was raped by my family, my priest, my teacher, my classmate, my teammate, my boyfriend, my fiancé and also I got kidnapped and raped by a stranger, plus as a child I was kidnapped from my wealthy parents multiple times for the purposes of sex trafficking, getting raped hundreds of times a year from the age of 3 (and doctors didn't believe me and my parents don't remember it) and then when I got kidnapped for sex trafficking the last time I escaped into Canada and then went from homeless camp to homeless camp getting raped all the time, and I had two different sex traffickers kill themselves on the phone to me" it can only mean one of three things:

• This person has been raped more times than any human being in history and has had a chain of impossibly bad luck, from doctors not spotting the obvious physical damage raping a 3 year old would cause to police not noticing a small child keeps getting kidnapped from wealthy parents to accidentally stumbling across rapists at every single street corner
  
  
• This person is psychotic and suffers from such extreme hallucinations and delusions that they are incapable of remaining in touch with reality.

She doesn't come across as an unmedicated schizophrenic that's unable to function. I could buy that she experienced sexual abuse as a child and was raped as an adult, but not to this extent. However the trauma from those experiences can often lead on to...

• This person has borderline personality disorder, and tells a lot of lies.

So the multiple sex trafficking stories etc are likely complete fabrications, but the other thing about borderlines is they're scared of being abandoned. Thus she's probably tried to trade sex for love/affection/security/validation and when her target failed to meet her insane impossible standards of "favourite person" she's retroactively decided to claim the sex was rape to punish them (possibly convincing herself of these stories).

There's a strong likelihood she's going to accuse someone on the tranch of rape, or even multiple people. Especially the intact males (Jarrod better go up to the mountains again). This could be triggered either when the tranch doesn't let her live there free forever and ever, or even if they let her live there but don't spend all their time fawning over her. Idk how "trans man gets raped by trans women" would play out in the socjus world but it's probably still going to make the tranch look bad.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

LMAO at Ripley unironically invoking “cruel and unusual” punishment and his gross enablers. “YOU NEED” this gross, fetishistic surgery. I guess the 41% were casually lost in previous generations’ suicide statistics because their trans identity and need to have a surgically created dick vagina weren’t recognized. This is so fucking insulting to literally everyone.

If they really wanted to advance “trans rights” these weirdos would STFU. Most normies are still hoodwinked into thinking that trans means hyper effeminate gay man so they’re not really seen as predatory to women. If only they knew the real parade of transbians and fetishists lurking.

To give Ripleys followers the biggest benefit of the doubt. I think a lot of them think when Ripleys referring to his surgery that he’s just talking about a straight up vaginoplasty and not literal medical experiments in the form of having a vag and keeping his cock intact.

I honestly wish Ripley was more popular because I would really like to see the people debates if Ripleys surgery considered a human right or not. I have a feeling that this would be a little bit too far for quite a few hard left people.

Wouldn't they be given needles when they get the drugs? Why would doctors prescribe it to them, and give them no way to use?

Simple, they're all buying it from sketchy sellers. Except Kevin, probably. And maybe Jen. They do have amholes, after all.

I found myself thinking about this too.

Either they should get new needles or should they just be reusing there own needles? I don’t have any diabetes or anything it would require me to inject myself daily but this does seem a bit weird with the begging for needle donations.

A theory I can immediately think of is that they are sharing the doses of HRT with people who do not have a doctors prescription to take it so they only get enough needles to cover themselves but they have to give extra needles to these other people who are sharing their doses.

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"Regular boys are icky, you are special" = the perfect summation of gender nonsense

So Stella is the chick that Kevin was freaking out about when people said he was misgendering her by being "so gay" for her. Unfortunately, she has no standards and is into it, so he's vindicated. I love the complicated "I'm only a boy to outsider unqueers, but if you want me to be a girl, that's cool." And bonus: if you slip up on your stated sexuality, it's because it was your headmates wot done it!

Kev better WATCH if she really has a glowy dad. We'll get another Chris Chan raid on the Tranch.

She is clearly a shiny new toy so Kev doesn't think about how Neck immediately left him for Wedge.

So long story short, a biological man wants to have sex with a biological woman.

This female to male is quite fascinating though. Her father linkedin profile glows so hard I had to lower the contrast of my monitor. Pretty based though that he’s not funding her mental illness.

even though her true and honest rape story seems far-fetched, I kind of believe that she probably was raped though. Only traumatic sexual assault could do that to a young woman.

 

[Vapewizard]

This is starting to remind me of the Lowtax situation where he cheated on his wife to go bang a BPD sidehoe from utah. To make a long story short: what I see in Bonnie's future is an unstable chick wildly switching between accusing him of abuse and begging for forgiveness after the honeymoon period is over.

 

[Outwith Quiddany]

Either they should get new needles or should they just be reusing there own needles? I don’t have any diabetes or anything it would require me to inject myself daily but this does seem a bit weird with the begging for needle donations.

A theory I can immediately think of is that they are sharing the doses of HRT with people who do not have a doctors prescription to take it so they only get enough needles to cover themselves but they have to give extra needles to these other people who are sharing their doses.

Needles are cheap as shit, like seriously 20 bucks for 100. Say they need a separate draw needle, whatever, it'd still be 40 cents per injection. And in CO they shouldn't even need a prescription to get them! Or just order them online in boxes of 100, it isn't hard.

It's just stupid grift for the absolute cheapest part of their medical routine.

 

[SofondaCox]

That string of tweets is so sad. Poor girl. So desperate for affection she will let even the disgusting, degenerate tranch men abuse her. Can’t even understand boundaries between friendship and sex. I don’t care when they string in other gross fetishistic male coomers but this is an actual female and very obviously a victim of abuse throughout her life.

That person is textbook borderline, and i don't believe anything she says. Looking forward to the disaster Hurricane Kindness will bring to the Tranch.

 

[RonRiot]

That string of tweets is so sad. Poor girl. So desperate for affection she will let even the disgusting, degenerate tranch men abuse her. Can’t even understand boundaries between friendship and sex. I don’t care when they string in other gross fetishistic male coomers but this is an actual female and very obviously a victim of abuse throughout her life.

She also seems like a hair-trigger munchie, so the odds of her faking a POTs seizure and splitting within an hour are high. I wonder if she’s the same fairy boy who got mad with Kev for invalidating her queer identity at the con? This will be an epic battle to see who can speed run buddies to cancelled quickest, and I’m here for it. God speed, fairy boy.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

I guess I’m a sexist because I feel bad for that crazy tranny chick even though she’s operating in the same field of insanity as Kevin and the Tranch Bros.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

> checked my privilege

I'm honestly surprised people say that unironically.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

So did she fuck Bonnie or Kev? Cause Kev sure as fuck doesn't own the Tranch.

They fucked Kevin. You can tell by the Twitter stuff I posted that they had sex and then kept in contact with each other. Every single sperg out about relationships for roughly a few weeks has been about them.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

“> checked my privilege”

he’s just fronting after exposing himself as a Karen when he chimped out at minimum wage service workers.