US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

So if Null is holding back the lag... does that make Null the Emperor of Mankind, the DDOSers the Chaos Gods and The Kiwi Farms the Warp? Where does the Astronomican come into play? Does that make Brittany Venti an Ork? Psykers please respond.

You know this line of thought means that Chris-Chan is Slaanesh right?

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

You know this line of thought means that Chris-Chan is Slaanesh right?

Literally she.

 

[Psyduck]

This is why i hate weebs

 

[Spiteful Crow]

although there could also be the possibility that military husbando is feeding her these talking points and is just presenting them through her to make it more "palatable", so to speak).

No way. Army guys are way too dumb to ever think of something like that.

 

[Snekposter]

This is why i hate weebs

I know, right? Fucking weebs...

 

[Trianon]

Being in a sector (travel) that got completely gutted I really do resent hearing GETTING A JOB from people, especially when I made far and above all of these retail jobs (And fuck wearing a mask) and lost my job through no fault of my own thanks to the hamfisted government response.

I hope the squad in the house start hammering Biden on this. Even before this I found their antics to be

Sorry to hear that. So many industries/businesses were hanging on by the skin of their teeth. I'm somewhat in the same boat but we're hanging on through stubborn inertia.

When is null coming back? it's such a pain in the ass to post anything though this lag.

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I wish our comedians hadn't sold their souls because this shit would be great black humor on SNL or in a standup set. Literally Veep.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I know, right? Fucking weebs...

WEEABOO WEEABOO

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

WEEABOO WEEABOO

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Fucking weebs, amirite ?

 

[thismanlies]

Apparently the show writer for Netflix’s One Piece series compared Luffy to Kamala.

Nerd culture really needs a Heaven’s Gate right now.

The moment I started hating One Piece was when they were fighting some pink flamingo faggot and his army of forgettable people. But one of his lieutenants was a little girl who could turn people into toys and she was about to attack Luffy and the only person who could stop her was the long nosed guy who constantly lies his ass off who carried around a giant sling shot. That whole episode, literally the entire episode, was him lining up the shot while she wanted to turn Luffy into a literal "show me where the bad man touched you" doll by inappropriately touching him. And the whole time, literally the whole God damn episode, I was screaming "Somebody pull the fucking trigger!" But no, they wasted time and animation cells on an episode where a little girl doesn't get her brains blown out by a fucking sniper.

As far as I'm concerned, CutiesFlix can do whatever the fuck they want with One Piece. It's a garbage anime being made into a garbage live action movie by a garbage streaming service.

 

[MG-34]

 

[Confused Doggo]

@thismanlies
One Piece's anime issues aside (and there are plenty, so stick to the manga), it does not deserve to be under the helm of a writer who clearly has no grip on reality. Nor should it get the Netflix treatment.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

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I hope he goes, the media losing its shit would make my day. Especially if that lolcow Jim Acosta has an on air meltdown.

 

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You think they'd get him out by now to reset order, holy shit.

These people have spent upwards of 75 years profiting off of chaos they caused. You think chaos in the United States would worry them?

I hope he goes, the media losing its shit would make my day. Especially if that lolcow Jim Acosta has an on air meltdown.

What's that law that says people can't pretend to be the government? Hatch act?

I could see these fucking lunatics trying to claim him going to a Gold Star Funeral was doing tasks that are in the Prevue of the Presidency, which something something IMPEACH something something ANY FELONY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ANY FELONY.

 

[MG-34]

These people have spent upwards of 75 years profiting off of chaos they caused. You think chaos in the United States would worry them?


What's that law that says people can't pretend to be the government? Hatch act?

I could see these fucking lunatics trying to claim him going to a Gold Star Funeral was doing tasks that are in the Prevue of the Presidency, which something something IMPEACH something something ANY FELONY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ANY FELONY.

At this point ZOG media would likely just go full desperate and try slandering the families of the fallen or the marines themselves.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

At this point ZOG media would likely just go full desperate and try slandering the families of the fallen or the marines themselves.

That would be a very bad thing for them to do and Gold/Blue star families to see.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

People were recently discussing what's the next Carter era thing Joepedo will do, but it won't be Carter. It will be Bush 43 he copies.

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Chyna gives us this flu hysteria to rig an election, destroy the minds of half the country, and damage our economy only for us to turn around and bail out their largest real estate company. That is the inevitable outcome here.

Black Rock were the people who did paid into the bailout back in 2008, considering how the Chinese government deals with outsiders doing business on their property, I don't think Black Rock would be dumb enough to stick their hand into that bear trap, nor do I think the CCP would allow them to do it. Either the CCP is just fucked & they ignore their debt like I would expect them to, or Black Rock loses 20 IQ points & shoves their face into a Venus flytrap.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Apparently the show writer for Netflix’s One Piece series compared Luffy to Kamala.

Nerd culture really needs a Heaven’s Gate right now.

This is a completely true statement: a little known fact is that mangaka are deeply influenced by the geopolitical landscape of countries that are not Japan, especially if it's 25 years before it's relevant. This omniscient and prophetic view and critique of the world makes weebs worldwide wish they were Japanese.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

That being said, if we get another 9/11 type of event that originates in Afghanistan and the Taliban once again refuses to hand over those responsible, I think there’s little to no chance that we wouldn’t put boots back on the ground.

I would prefer to just nuke the place at that point, it's the only way to guarantee another 9/11 won't happen again. Then Afghanistan will truly live up to it's "graveyard of empires" moniker.

 

[soy_king]

Apparently the show writer for Netflix’s One Piece series compared Luffy to Kamala.

Nerd culture really needs a Heaven’s Gate right now.

And that just shows how retarded the show will be. Laffy and the Straw Hats are ridiculously individualistic fighting against a world government, not throwing people in jail and obstructing justice to keep them there

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

And that just shows how retarded the show will be. Laffy and the Straw Hats are ridiculously individualistic fighting against a world government, not throwing people in jail and obstructing justice to keep them there

I totally forgot that One Piece was anti-globo homo.